I do not own Super Sentai or Power Rangers, but I do own the OC's in this fic. Also don't own anything that this fic references, and just to say, I don't entirely hate Disney.
This fic will be a comparison of Power Rangers Jungle Fury characters to Jyuken Sentai Gekirangers, and believe me, I'm taking the Gekirangers' side. And of course if you read Creepy Smiles, you'll know chaos will ensure because my OC's are hosting it.
By the way, I won't describe the characters, so if you don't know how my OC's look like then you can look through their respective fics to look for a description. And also, I mean no offense to anything that this fic may offend. This fic is just for humor purposes.
Characters will be OOC, why? Because of the Chaos of this fic! MWAH HAHAHA
Now, Ikuzo! A RRR11 Special Productions!
Gekirangers Vs Jungle Fury, Non-battle style!
First Up, Jan Kandou Vs Casey . . . whatever his last name is . . .
Now, the hosts! Ryu from Geki Jyu revival . . . as the host! "Nei Ho!" Ryu shouts.
Ryn from Geki Jyu Revival . . . as the Slave Driver. She is shown holding a whip and red leash. "Why am I the slave driver?" Ryn asks.
And now, a special guest . . . Long from Jyuken Sentai Gekiranger as the . . . SLAVE! Long is shown being on the other end of the leash and is crying. "WHY!" Long shouts.
"Be quiet Slave." Ryn whips Long.
"ITE!"
Ryu coughs to gain attention. "Okay, anyway, welcome to another fic of Redryuranger11. Last time we dwelled into the lives of the Go-ongers."
"No we didn't." Ryn reminded Ryu. "We were trying to, but we ended up talking about random stuff in Go-ongers."
"Oh yeah." Ryu said.
"WHO CARES!" Long shouted, only to get whipped by Ryn again. "Why am I even out of the Dokokugan?" Long seemed to be whimpering.
"Because we needed a slave to do all the lights and camera work, and all the other stuff." Ryu said with a smile. "Now let's start."
"On the Super Sentai side we have Jan Kandou of Gekirangers!" Ryu shouted. "And just to mention I gave him a memory restoration flick (Read Geki Jyu Revival to know what the flicks are)."
"Gekired." Long growled. "The one who convinced Rio to spill the Gengi of the Hakaishin. I hate him."
"Shut up Slave." Ryn whipped Long again.
"ITE!"
Jan ran out. "Wakiwaki na!" Jan pumped his fist in the air. He wore his regular Jyuken uniform.
"And on the Power Rangers side we have Casey . . ." Ryu looked at his cue card. "What's his last name?" Ryu asked Ryn.
"I don't know." Ryn shrugged.
"Can we just get this over with?" Long asked holding his chin up with a hand.
"Be quiet Slave!" Ryn whipped Long again.
"EE!"
Ryu just sweat dropped. "Okay, Casey come out." Ryu said, and Casey in his uniform walked out.
"Hello." Casey said. "This is so awesome."
"Okay." Ryu said looking at the two rangers. "Now, comparison, start!" Ryu flung his hand down.
"Yay." Long said a little unenthusiastic, then Ryn whipped him. "What was that for!?"
"I don't know, Ryu just told me to whip you whenever possible." Ryn answered.
"First up, gear!" Ryu shouted.
"Well I got the Solar Morpher." Casey said taking out the red sunglasses morpher. He placed them on and pushed a button on it. "Jungle Beast, Spirits Unleashed!" Casey shouted and did some poses. Then with all the whole effects, Casey transformed. "With the Strength of the tiger, Jungle Fury Red Ranger!"
Jan nodded, then showed off his Gekichangers. "Suge, but not as cool as the Gekichangers." Jan said. "Tagire Kemono No Chikara, Beast On!" Jan scratched the air, which formed the Gekired suit around him, then the helmet formed on Jan. "The body swells with infinite energy, Unbreakable Body, Gekired!"
"Uh huh, you have a long role call." Casey said. "That's going to cost you in the battlefield."
Jan just laughed. "Well my long role call is awesome, so there."
Casey nodded. "True."
Ryu, Ryn, and Long turned their heads to look at the two red rangers, confused as to who was who. "Um, guys." Ryu said. "Can you please power down/de-henshin so we can figure out who is who?"
"Oh, right." Jan and Casey said and reverted back to civilian form.
"Well I got the Jungle-chucks!" Casey shouted bringing out his weapons.
"And I got the Gekinunchakus!" Jan shouted bringing out his weapons.
"Well I got a fiery sonic boom attack with my weapons." Casey said.
"I actually hit my enemies." Jan said.
"Awesome points to Jan!" Ryu shouted.
"Hey!" Casey shouted looking at Ryu.
"Okay fine, awesome points to Casey because of the whole fire effect." Ryu grumbled. Long pushed a button to keep score.
"Now, Shark Sabers!" Casey shouted.
"Gekisaber!" Jan shouted. The two of them brought out their respective swords (then again, the swords look the same) and got into a sword fight.
"HEY!" Ryu shouted. "No fighting!"
"Sorry." Jan and Casey said.
"What difference do those weapons even have." Long grumbled.
"Shut up Slave!" Ryn shouted and tried to whip Long, but Ryu stopped her.
"No, Long's right." Ryu said. "There's barely any differences in the appearance." Ryu looked around. "Just describe attacks please."
"Well my swords start glowing, and I Start cutting enemies up." Casey said.
Jan nodded. "Oh yeah, I actually cut my enemies with the blade." Jan emphasized the blade.
"That's boring." Casey said.
"So is the Fumafuma explosions that your swords create that come out of nowhere." Jan said.
"True." Casey nodded.
"Besides, I can twist enemy necks with my swords." Jan said. "Sharkin!" Jan posed. "And I have a cool pose."
"Awesome points to Jan!" Ryn shouted pointing at Jan. Long pushed a button to keep score. DING!
Casey grumbled. Long pushed the button again because of Jan. "WHAT THE!" Casey shouted. (Poor Casey)
"Yeah, Jan gets more points because his Gekisaber actually follows the naming pattern of Gekirangers, while your Shark Sabers are well, Shark Sabers, not Jungle Sabers." Ryu explained.
Casey looked down in shame. "Why Master Finn, why are the sabers named this way!"
"Now, Gekiclaws!" Ryu shouted.
"How come you don't use the American term." Casey turned and glared at Ryu.
"Fine." Ryu grumbled. "Claw Boosters."
Both rangers brought out their claws. "Kageki!" Jan shouted.
"Master Mode!" Casey shouted.
"Again, same." Long said emphasizing 'same'.
"Shut up Slave!" Ryu shouted at Long, and Ryn whipped Long.
"Just put me back in the Dokokugan!" Long shouted to the sky, or ceiling.
Ryu coughed. "Now, let's see. Both are awesome, let me see if I can think of something. OH!" Ryu knew what to do. "Jan had blood in first transformation, and Casey was still morphed. Hm . . ."
"Awesome points to Jan!" Ryn shouted cutely.
"HEY!" Casey shouted at Ryn.
"Points for both." Ryu said pointing to the ceiling, or sky.
"Eh?" Ryn was confused.
"YES!" Casey said.
"Well, Casey was awesome enough to stay morphed, so points to both." Ryu said. (See, even I can be nice when I need be)
Long pushed the button twice. Casey did a V finger victory sign.
"Oh yeah, can you do this." Jan said, bringing out the Saiblade. "Super Saiblade! Kageki Kensan!" Jan shouted.
"But the show hasn't even gotten that far yet." Casey whimpered. "And that blade that the Rhino Blade is based on is not even your weapon."
"Let's just give points to both for safe measure, but give Jan an extra point because Jan stabbed Maku in the gut. You'll probably never see Casey doing that." Ryu said and Long pushed the button three times.
Casey whimpered. "DAMN DISNEY!" Casey shouted holding his fist up high.
"But you're in a Disney show." Ryu said sweat dropping (Note: I'm not trying to badmouth Disney, but this fic is for humor purposes so yeah, plus not all of Disney is bad). Casey just grunted. Then Long gave Ryu a note, and was pulled back by Ryn after the task was done. Long grunted after being pulled. Ryu looked at the note. "Oh, Ken wants the Saiblade back." Jan just threw the Saiblade out the door, or somewhere. I really don't know where the location is, a studio maybe?
Then Casey got it. He now knew how to get points, or at least he thought he did. "I got it, the Strike Rider Cycle!" Casey shouted. "And I get extra armor as well, and it's thought to be my battlizer seeing as how Disney decided to skip out on it in place of the spirit rangers, well that's what a lot of people think."
"Points to Casey for the bike! . . . And armor I guess." Ryu shouted and didn't really know whether to give points to the armor. "And Points to Jan being able to fight without a bike!" Jan smiled a big smile.
"HEY!" Casey shouted as Long pushed the button twice. "Then again, the first battle with the bike was pretty useless. DAMN SCRIPT WRITERS!"
Jan just laughed a Hee Hee.
"That's it for gear." Ryu said. "Now, Koe, Romance!"
Casey smiled. "Well I've got a strong thing with Lily going." Casey said. "There are already so many fans writing fics on this relationship already." Casey laughed. "And look at Jan, only two have written on the romance of Jan and the yellow ranger." Casey laughed heartedly. "I win!"
But Jan did not give up and smiled a sly smile, surprising Ryn, Long, and even Ryu. "Well, says you." Jan said.
"HM!" Casey wondered what Jan was going to do.
Jan's sly smile kept on, and Ryu was scared. Long was interested. "Let's see, outside of Geki Jyu Revival, there was something between me and Ran." Jan said.
"EH!" Everyone shouted, except for Ryu and Jan.
Jan nodded, then pointed to the sky. "I poked her butt!" Jan shouted.
"WHA!" Casey was shocked.
Ryu sweat dropped. "Wow, I didn't know my memory restoration flick would make Jan remember that." Ryu whispered. "And he was a child. Now that I think about it, child Jan was more mature than adult Jan. Ooh."
Casey started imagining what Jan just said, and Casey had such a weird thought. (WARNING! Casey has no idea that Jan turned into a child.)
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"Uh, Jan stop it." Ran moaned. Casey imagined her with a really, really, strange expression, and I will not describe it any further.
Jan just laughed a hee hee.
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Ryu had a giant paper Harisen (war fan) in hand, and smacked Casey on the head. "Keep your thoughts rated G! This fic is already rated T as it is." Ryu shouted.
Casey then had his own Harisen in hand and smacked Ryu. "Stop breaking the fourth wall!" Casey shouted.
"You stop breaking the fourth wall!" Ryu re-smacked Casey.
"Both of you get back on topic!" Ryn shouted and whipped both Ryu and Casey.
"EE!" Ryu and Casey shouted hugging each other. "WHIP!" Jan was still smiling a sly smile.
"And I've already held Ran in my arms a lot of times." Jan said slyly. (Don't know how many times Jan at least touched Ran, but I remembered Jan doing it a lot of times during victory, I think)
"EH!" Ryn, Long, Casey, and Ryu shouted in surprise. Casey's eyes were now just black dots and staring at Jan, if this was an anime that is. Casey's still staring at Jan though.
Ryu pointed at Jan. "Ecchi talking Jan scares me." Ryu said.
"You made him that way." Ryn remarked.
"I like him this way." Long said chuckling.
"SHUT UP SLAVE!" Ryu and Ryn shouted, and Ryn whipped Long while Ryu smacked Long on the head with the Harisen.
"Why me!" Long shouted tearing.
Casey had a finger to his lips and started imagining . . . stuff.
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"Jan, don't stop."
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"HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY IT!" Ryu shouted. "KEEP YOUR THOUGHTS RATED G!" Ryu smacked Casey with the Harisen.
"Hey, tell that to the author!" Casey shouted at Ryu.
"I can never say that to Daddy." Ryu said. (I'M NOT YOUR DAD RYU!) "Besides, it's your character that's thinking."
"DAMN AUTHOR!" Casey shouted to the ceiling.
I just blinked in confusion, huh.
Jan just kept smiling the sly smile.
Then Ryn remembered something. "Oh, and Jan had a little thing going on with that Alice character." Ryn said to Ryu.
Ryu groaned, and Casey was like, ooh. "The guy's a pimp." Casey said. "Awesome."
"KEEP YOUR WORDS RATED G!" Ryu said smacking Casey on the head with the Harisen.
"Why me." Casey whimpered.
"Now you know how I feel." Long groaned.
"SHUT UP SLAVE!" Ryu and Ryn shouted, smacking and whipping Long respectively.
"Why me." Long whimpered. "Just put me back in the Dokokugan!"
Ryu wondered what to do. "Seeing as how Jan is smiling a sly smile and saying things in a somewhat Ecchi way, and also the fact that Casey is thinking Ecchi thoughts of our beloved Ran (Casey: Hey!) . . . I don't think we can award any points." Ryu said sweat dropping and he looked at Jan smiling the sly smile. "Jan, can we stop smiling the sly smile . . . please."
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Moments later . . .
Jan finally stopped smiling the sly smile. "Well." Ryu said. "We can officially say that chaos has appeared." Ryu said, staring at Casey.
"What?" Casey asked as Ryu glared.
Ryu then thought of what to do. "Next up, major moments!" Ryu shouted pointing to the ceiling.
"Yay." Long said unenthusiastic. Ryn whipped Long, and Long just took the hit without flinching.
"Well let's see." Casey said. "I roared a tiger's roar."
"So did Jan." Ryu remarked and Jan smiled.
"Then I was made a ranger despite my short time at the academy." Casey continued. "I had to master my Chucks with Theo to help and I threw a fiery sonic boom, I got poisoned and then got my bike. Danced with Lily, made Theo jealous. I for some reason said that Theo didn't accept me as part of the team (Seriously, that part kind of seemed random to me, you know, Claw Cannon just for reference) and I didn't help with the Claw Cannon, but then I did it. Then learned how to use the Shark Sabers, got over my fear of the monster in my closet, received master mode, and then got over a dispute over who was leader, and that's it so far." Casey however whimpered. "No fair! I'm getting judged before the series even ended!"
Ryu ignored Casey's whimper. "Okay, now Jan."
Jan smiled. "Well I first followed something Nikiniki. Then I roared a Tiger's roar, and roared it twice (Casey: Hey I did it twice too . . . Ryu: Yeah, but Jan was on all fours the first time . . . Casey: Ooh . . . Ryu: Keep your thoughts rated G please and also the second time Jan saved a Child with it . . . Casey: I saved Fran! . . . Ryu: Child girl beats grown woman any day). I survived a Zowazowa attack. Then I met Ran and Retsu, got my Gekichangers, didn't henshin the first time, saved a child then henshined for the first time, had to learn how to use the Gekinunchakus, but Retsu helped. Then I met Natsume, she helped me with Kotokoto."
Ryu turned to Long. "Long go insert that track." Ryu said to Long.
"Fine." Long obeyed and walked up the stairs. Moments later, a really strange song started playing (Insert your own, but please tell me what you thought if you want).
"WRONG SONG!" Ryu shouted.
"Get it right, Slave!" Ryn whipped Long.
"Hey, Hey!" Long shouted. "Ryu said the track so I played a track." Then Long inserted the right track, which was a really dramatic track that led into a crescendo, to represent the drama of Jan's life as Gekired.
"I was turned into a child and I called Ran, Ran mama." Jan said. Then Long shined a spotlight on Jan because Ryn ordered Long to(Poor Long). Jan continued, and Casey pointed at the spotlight on Jan.
"Why does this guy get a spotlight?" Casey asked, a little annoyed. "And a music track?"
"Because Jan had some drama going on in his life." Ryu explained.
"Not fair, Jungle Fury hasn't even ended yet." Casey whimpered.
"Like we can ever think that show will ever get dramatic." Ryu sighed. "Let's hope that the Spirit Rangers will turn it around." (Note: redryuranger11 is really sorry if you like Jungle Fury, but this fic is for humor purposes and he is also sorry for putting Casey in such a bad light.)
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Moments later . . .
"And I met Satoru Akashi." Jan said. "And we became friends, Wakiwaki Na! And I don't think you're ever going to meet your predecessor (Ryu: Pretty big words for Jan to use)."
"HEY!" Casey shouted. "It was never mentioned that I'm not meeting Operation Overdrive Red Ranger."
"Yeah, but we already know you're not getting a team up with the OO team." Ryu mentioned.
Casey cried. "WHY, DISNEY!"
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Moments later . . . again!
Jan finally finished, or not really. "And then I met Len." Jan said.
"HEY!" Casey shouted. "No talking about stuff after the series! You met the nameless kid in the series, but Len came in a fic!"
"Stop breaking the fourth wall!" Ryu shouted smacking Casey with the Harisen.
"Besides, I want proof about some of these events." Casey said rubbing his head. "Some of them seem too farfetched."
"Okay then." Jan said. "Ryu, show the clips!" Jan pointed at Ryu.
Ryu nodded. "Long, the clips!" Ryu shouted, and a giant projection screen somehow appeared.
Long was at the projector, and Long placed the clips in, or rather, Long placed the wrong clips. Let's just say that the scene from the clips was quite . . . how should I say this. Let me just say one word, oh.
Ryu, Jan, Casey, and Ryn stared at the projection. "LONG YOU BAKA!" Ryu shouted angrily. "Keep the projection rated G!"
"Get it right Slave." Ryn said whipping Long.
"GEEZ!" Long shouted. Sorry Long, but you must endure this for I don't know, a few more chapters. "A FEW MORE CHAPTERS!"
"Stop talking with the author!" Ryn, Ryu, Casey, and Jan shouted. Ryu, Casey and Jan held Harisens. Casey, Ryu, and Jan smacked Long, while Ryn whipped Long.
"EE!" Long squealed, finally getting the clips right. "Why me!?"
"Because you're the big bad villain. And you bit my neck." Ryu said (Refer to Geki Jyu Revival).
"But that was only in a Fanfic of redryuranger11!" Long cried (Poor Long, I made him cry). "I never bit you in the series."
Ryu just stared at Long. "I'm still using that as an excuse." Ryu blatantly said.
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Finale . . .
Jan and Casey stood at opposite sides. Ryu stood at the middle. "And now, final results!" Ryu shouted. "Jan is more awesome!" Jan smiled in triumph and did a V victory finger sign.
Casey whimpered. "But it isn't fair. You judged me solely on what Jungle Fury has shown so far."
Everyone ignored Casey. "But just for safety measures, Long! The results!" Ryu shouted, and Long pushed a bigger button.
A scoreboard appeared, and the score is . . . There was only one score. Every button press that Long pushed went into that one score, and the scoreboard only had one scoring spot. Casey and Jan sweat dropped, while Ryu stammered in shock.
"LONG YOU BAKA!" Ryu shouted. "Why is there only one score!?"
"Because we're on a budget!" Long shouted at Ryu. "We can't afford the right scoreboard."
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. . .
"BAKA . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . !" Not really sure who Ryu is referring to. Ryu's shout could be heard from a long distance. A whip crack was heard, and Long's shout of pain was also heard.
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Jan and Casey just looked at Ryu, Ryn and a whimpering Long. "Truce." Casey said.
"Truce." Jan nodded. Then the two wrapped an arm around each other's shoulder and walked off.
"Man you're an awesome character, even though many people find you annoying." Casey said.
"One of the thing that makes me awesome, you either hate me or love me (like redryuranger11 does hee hee)." Jan said. "And your armor and strike rider is so Nikiniki!"
"You think so?" Casey asked. "Man I like you, let's go out to eat."
"Wakiwaki!"
"Wakiwaki!" Casey repeated. In the background, Ryu and Ryn were beating Long up.
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. . .
"WHY ME!" Long shouted, plus his shout could be heard miles away.
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Well this ends Jan and Casey's little dispute. Let's see how you like this. Poor Long, please endure (Long: WHY ME!). I hope you like this fic, and next chapter is Ran Uzaki Vs Lily . . . whatever her last name is. Please review, and again, this fic was only for humor purposes.
Some comments pertaining to something other than Super Sentai may not be redryuranger11's actual opinion.