sand and papyrus smoke weed by PuttyIsCool69
Sans and Paprus are in the human world afetr the good endign in Undertale and they are driving aroudn in a car looking for burgers to eat i dont know. they make a turn into a shady valley after passing a diner and they spot some dude in a trenchcoat wit ha straneg beard and frosted tips. the boned brothers are a bit nervous at first but they don't know any better because all humans are made of gumdrops and rainbows or something.
the shady dude comes up and says in a spooky voice, "you want that dank kush"
"i dont know what that is but have you played undertale recently its a good game" says Sans
"SILENCE BROTHER WE WILL BUY THIS """""KUSH""""" FROM THE HUMAN" said papyrus who did not have any money "I CAN GIVE YOU SPAGHETTI"
papryus takes out a can of spaghetti and asks "HOW MUCHWILL THIS BUY"
"all of it" said the smelly man who inhales the spaghetti and opens up his trenchcoat, revealing rows and rows of blunts and joints where knives would normally be, what a nerd!
snadn and papryus accept "all the kush" and drive off happily knowing they made another weird human happy, while the strange man resumes digging in the trash for more food
sand and paprus are now on the highway cruisign home to show all their friends all the cool stuff they bought. all the blunts and joints bounce around in the trunk making a grand old mess of things that annoyign dog is probably in there getting high af. papyrus accidentally hits the gas a bit too far, going 31 MPH and finds that a cop is already two inches hot on his bumper. the bone brothers pull over unaware of the situation at hand as the officer apporaches the vbehicle. his dakr sunglasses glimmer under the reflection of well polished bones and he says
"Sirs are you in possession of weed which is illegal?" with a grisley deep voice
"NO" says papyrus who is smiling
"nah" says sans because he needs a line here
"i got you covered fam" says the officer, who whips out a fat blunt, sticks it in payrus's mouth and gives him a light
"WHAT NOW" says papryus who is unaware he now has cannabis smoke coming out of his eyes
"You're under arrest, fuckers."