A Day in the Life of Naruto
7:00 AM: Wakes up...and be too lazy to get out of bed...goes back to sleep
10:30 AM: Gets head smashed in by Sakura telling him to "Wake your lazy blonde ass up, Naruto!"
11:00 AM: Showers and eats breakfast (a.k.a bowl of piping hot ramen and milk that's been spoiled for a week, unbeknownst to him)
12:00 AM: Gets mission from Granny Tsunade. Most likely D or C-rank mission (like kitty retrieval) cause he's still a genin. Haha...
1:00-6:00 PM: Once mission is complete, goofs off by...
-Harassing Granny Tsunade to let him go save Sasuke
-Finagling Kakashi into training him
-Hanging around friends in the hospital looking through their stuff
-Fooling Jiraiya or Iruka into buying him 10 bowls of misu pork ramen
-Reading Pervy Sage's Icha Icha Paradise books, claiming he doesn't like them
-Getting into spontaneous fights with villagers or ninjas who piss you off for no reason
-Walking around Konoha aimlessly until the plot returns
-Practicing jutsus, like Rasengan and the Sexy no Jutsu...
-Reminiscing with friends about the good old filler days (blech...fillers)
-Lots of other stuff I don't have time to write about in a one-shot
7:00 PM: Annoys Sakura until she treats him too ramen (as if he hasn't had enough)
8:00 PM: Muses about Sasuke and the impact he had on his life (and whether or not Naruto's bi for enjoying the "kiss" incident between them)
12:00 AM: Goes to sleep