Lily: Duo! Get back here or I tell Heero you were the one who broke his
laptop!
Duo: No!!!!
Heero: You did WHAT?!?!?! OMAE O KOROSU!!!!
Wufei: Injustice!
Lily: Wufei, shut up, or I tell Treize that you were the one who hacked his system and left a picture of RELENA naked! *Starts to shudder and have nightmares*
Treize: WUFEI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wufei: *Gulp* Gotta run! *Bolts for nearest exits and find them all barred. Duo already had discovered this.
Duo: Heero, please calm down.
Heero: *Slowly approaches Duo, hands outstretched to kill Duo.*
Relena appears, and Lily snaps out of daze.
Lily: Psychotic Bitch in Pink! *Pulls a gun from underneath her mini-skirt, black of course, and fills Relena full of holes*
Relena falls to the floor, dead. Lily laughs maniacally.
Lily: Now that that is over with, Treize, quit trying to kill Wufei, I heard you jacking off to them, as sick as that is.
Wufei: Kisama! *Hits Treize over the head with a stick*
Lily: *Sweatdrop* O.....k. Heero, leave Duo alone or I won't give you this brand new state of the art laptop with satellite connections and a new tracer proof program not even on the black market.
Heero stops abruptly and turns towards Lily, eyes gleaming.
Now that that is settled, I do not own gundam wing, never will, and I wish I did own Heero and Duo as my own personal bishonen. Oh well. And if my dad ever finds this, 'Tousan na no baka no da! And no i do not own Fushigi Yuugi, though I want Chichiri and Tasuki for christmas.
On with the story!
Duo was at school, bored out of his mind. So he started to wander down memory's trails. Heero was in every single one of his memories, but Heero still did not know that Duo liked him. Each memory was cherished. Duo remembered when he first met Heero, and shot him. He felt bad for that, but there was no helping it, and if Heero ever took parts off of Deathscythe again, HE would be scrap metal! He remembered Heero on his computer, always replying with 'hn' and basically ignoring Duo's chatter. Then Duo started to make fantasies. Delicious fantasies about being able to lick all over Heero, and hear Heero moan his name in his ear.
Heero was in the desk next to Duo, and had noticed the Deathscythe pilot zone out the second he had done it. He tuned the teacher out, and was about to hit Duo upside the head to bring him out of it when he heard a moan. He blushed slightly and turned his attention back to the teacher, kicking Duo slightly to bring him out of it. Shocked amythest eyes met prussian ones, and Duo blinked. "MR. MAXWELL, MR. YUY, PLEASE PAY ATTENTION TO THE CLASS, AND QUIT FLIRTING!" Quatre let out a giggle, and Wufei muttered about injustice, for which he got kicked, by Trowa of all people. Trowa whispered something about Treize and Zechs to Wufei, and Wufei shut up really fast after that. Apparently Trowa had some blackmail on Wufei. Duo wanted to know so that he could shut Wufei up himself. Dreams are dreams though. Trowa glared at Duo, sensing his interest, and Heero kicked Duo again. Duo moaned in pain. 'Ooowwyy.'
Later that day, Duo was playing around in the halls, again, when Heero passed by. Heero immediately hit Duo upside the head, and Duo went crashing to the ground, concentration lost. "Dammit Heero!" "Miiister Maxwell, my office, now." Duo groaned, but followed, wishing the whole time that Heero was here, just so he could hit him once.. Then run for his life. RUN being the key word here. By the time Duo left the office, he had a week's worth of after school detentions, and blamed Heero for every single one. Luckily the day had ended, so he went back to his dorm room that he shared with Heero. The second he walked into the door.. "Heero, dammit, I have a week's worth of detention because of you!" Heero was upstairs, but heard, and smirked. "And wipe that damn smirk off of your face!!!!" His smirk disappeared. How the hell did Duo know that??? He shrugged, and went back to typing on his laptop, until the vidphone rang. "Yuy here." "Hey Heero, what're you doing?" Quatre, oh joy. "Getting yelled at by Duo, why?" "Oh nothing much, just wanted to know if you wanted to go to the movies with me and Trowa." Heero came up with a lie fast, since he did NOT want to see the two pilots making out at a movie yet again. "Nope, no can do. Gotta feed Duo, and help him with his homework. Sorry Quatre." Quatre frowned, then smiled. "Ok. Sayonara." "Sayonara."
Duo bounced up the stairs. He knew Quatre was calling, and let Heero take it, because the last time he tried to say no to Quatre, Trowa had placed him on that Human-Sized-Dartboard, and let Catherine throw knives at him, telling her to aim between his legs twice. She had barely missed. Lucky for him she had, or else he would be a soprano instead of a tenor. Not fun to think about..
TBC
Ok folks, show is over for the day. Yeah, I know, I have not gotten to the lemon yet, but give me time. This is my first written fanfic ever, so :P and if you flame me, I will post them all over the net and laugh at you, as well as feed them to my dalmation for a snack. He likes paper for some reason.
Wufei: He is your dog, what do you expect.
Lily: Wufei, keep it up, and if I make a fanfic for you, you will be so straight you would put a well seasoned board to shame. Or I could invite Catherine into this little fic
Trowa, Duo and Wufei: NO!!!!!!
Lily: Then shut up.
Silence.
Lily: Oh it is so good to be bad.
Duo: No!!!!
Heero: You did WHAT?!?!?! OMAE O KOROSU!!!!
Wufei: Injustice!
Lily: Wufei, shut up, or I tell Treize that you were the one who hacked his system and left a picture of RELENA naked! *Starts to shudder and have nightmares*
Treize: WUFEI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wufei: *Gulp* Gotta run! *Bolts for nearest exits and find them all barred. Duo already had discovered this.
Duo: Heero, please calm down.
Heero: *Slowly approaches Duo, hands outstretched to kill Duo.*
Relena appears, and Lily snaps out of daze.
Lily: Psychotic Bitch in Pink! *Pulls a gun from underneath her mini-skirt, black of course, and fills Relena full of holes*
Relena falls to the floor, dead. Lily laughs maniacally.
Lily: Now that that is over with, Treize, quit trying to kill Wufei, I heard you jacking off to them, as sick as that is.
Wufei: Kisama! *Hits Treize over the head with a stick*
Lily: *Sweatdrop* O.....k. Heero, leave Duo alone or I won't give you this brand new state of the art laptop with satellite connections and a new tracer proof program not even on the black market.
Heero stops abruptly and turns towards Lily, eyes gleaming.
Now that that is settled, I do not own gundam wing, never will, and I wish I did own Heero and Duo as my own personal bishonen. Oh well. And if my dad ever finds this, 'Tousan na no baka no da! And no i do not own Fushigi Yuugi, though I want Chichiri and Tasuki for christmas.
On with the story!
Duo was at school, bored out of his mind. So he started to wander down memory's trails. Heero was in every single one of his memories, but Heero still did not know that Duo liked him. Each memory was cherished. Duo remembered when he first met Heero, and shot him. He felt bad for that, but there was no helping it, and if Heero ever took parts off of Deathscythe again, HE would be scrap metal! He remembered Heero on his computer, always replying with 'hn' and basically ignoring Duo's chatter. Then Duo started to make fantasies. Delicious fantasies about being able to lick all over Heero, and hear Heero moan his name in his ear.
Heero was in the desk next to Duo, and had noticed the Deathscythe pilot zone out the second he had done it. He tuned the teacher out, and was about to hit Duo upside the head to bring him out of it when he heard a moan. He blushed slightly and turned his attention back to the teacher, kicking Duo slightly to bring him out of it. Shocked amythest eyes met prussian ones, and Duo blinked. "MR. MAXWELL, MR. YUY, PLEASE PAY ATTENTION TO THE CLASS, AND QUIT FLIRTING!" Quatre let out a giggle, and Wufei muttered about injustice, for which he got kicked, by Trowa of all people. Trowa whispered something about Treize and Zechs to Wufei, and Wufei shut up really fast after that. Apparently Trowa had some blackmail on Wufei. Duo wanted to know so that he could shut Wufei up himself. Dreams are dreams though. Trowa glared at Duo, sensing his interest, and Heero kicked Duo again. Duo moaned in pain. 'Ooowwyy.'
Later that day, Duo was playing around in the halls, again, when Heero passed by. Heero immediately hit Duo upside the head, and Duo went crashing to the ground, concentration lost. "Dammit Heero!" "Miiister Maxwell, my office, now." Duo groaned, but followed, wishing the whole time that Heero was here, just so he could hit him once.. Then run for his life. RUN being the key word here. By the time Duo left the office, he had a week's worth of after school detentions, and blamed Heero for every single one. Luckily the day had ended, so he went back to his dorm room that he shared with Heero. The second he walked into the door.. "Heero, dammit, I have a week's worth of detention because of you!" Heero was upstairs, but heard, and smirked. "And wipe that damn smirk off of your face!!!!" His smirk disappeared. How the hell did Duo know that??? He shrugged, and went back to typing on his laptop, until the vidphone rang. "Yuy here." "Hey Heero, what're you doing?" Quatre, oh joy. "Getting yelled at by Duo, why?" "Oh nothing much, just wanted to know if you wanted to go to the movies with me and Trowa." Heero came up with a lie fast, since he did NOT want to see the two pilots making out at a movie yet again. "Nope, no can do. Gotta feed Duo, and help him with his homework. Sorry Quatre." Quatre frowned, then smiled. "Ok. Sayonara." "Sayonara."
Duo bounced up the stairs. He knew Quatre was calling, and let Heero take it, because the last time he tried to say no to Quatre, Trowa had placed him on that Human-Sized-Dartboard, and let Catherine throw knives at him, telling her to aim between his legs twice. She had barely missed. Lucky for him she had, or else he would be a soprano instead of a tenor. Not fun to think about..
TBC
Ok folks, show is over for the day. Yeah, I know, I have not gotten to the lemon yet, but give me time. This is my first written fanfic ever, so :P and if you flame me, I will post them all over the net and laugh at you, as well as feed them to my dalmation for a snack. He likes paper for some reason.
Wufei: He is your dog, what do you expect.
Lily: Wufei, keep it up, and if I make a fanfic for you, you will be so straight you would put a well seasoned board to shame. Or I could invite Catherine into this little fic
Trowa, Duo and Wufei: NO!!!!!!
Lily: Then shut up.
Silence.
Lily: Oh it is so good to be bad.