Our Twisted Internationally Fucked Up Sci-Fi Fantasy Mystery Comedy Story Role Play Mech Thingymajig
Writers: AL-kun (Kirity_Kitty) and Neni-chan (Wolfy)
She streamed across the sky in a blur of black and red. When she slowed down you could see a small bumper sticker that said 'Fuck the World'...sort of. It was placed on the foot of her mech.
Her only comrade was colored the opposite, dawning red and black instead of black and red. The majority of people and mech alike could never tell the difference between the two. On her left forearm was the same sticker, 'Fuck the World'! She happily danced around in the sky, carrying an evil grin wherever she went. Below her were speeding cars and some baron wastelands.
The girl in the black and red mech's name is Amadi Kokoro. And that unsurprising enough meant free spirit. Just as her name meant, she was always free spirited. She was always walking on air as people would say and didn't really listen to anybody. When it came to her mech though...If you went near it she would growl and hiss until you left. It was hers and hers alone.
Damyen Haruki, the red and black one before mentioned, paused a few hundred feet above a telephone pole. She breathed in a sign of boredom, catching a great idea in her throat. "Hey, Moko-chan, I am bored. When can we have some fun?" The girl leaned back drawing out a soft irritated sigh into the hand shaped radio earpiece. It was random, out of place, but Moko-chan had the same one, so she wasn't alone with the oddity of it all.
"Hey, Dai-chan. How come when I'm going 600 mph and the cars are going 60 mph they seem to go faster?" Amadi spoke in a tone that made her sound like she was questioning life itself.
"Hm...I believe it is because we are awesome like that! It's something like that. Care to explain?" She smiled, sitting up in anticipation.
"Sort of, but really I just want to freak people out." And with that she was heading towards, not 60 mph cars, but 25 mph cars. Amadi was quite satisfied with how this day was turning out. She moved up right next to an old Nissan Centra and flew right past it. "I love this job!"
Damyen firmly placed her hands on the controls, chuckling in amusement. Flying above cars did sound like fun, but this psycho of a pilot wanted entertainment. "Hm, What is there around here?" Her eyes quick scanned the area around her, moving forward when the GPS map located a nice little children's school nearby. "Moko-chan, I may become twisted from doing this, but it could be rather enjoyable."
The girl flew down, facing the most impressive landing of her life and then taking off again. Naturally, the teachers rounded the kids inside in case of a terrorist attack from the mech. On the other hand, their students marveled at how "cool" and "awesome" it was. "I'll be sure not to draw attention to us. No harm in caring for boredom, ne?" She winked in an almost devious way. "I love screwing with people's heads!" Her mech circled the route, switching directions and moving to different areas of the school ground everyone in a while.
Amadi looked ahead of her as she noticed that people were slowing down. "Nooooooo," she screamed. "Dai-chan! There's traffic on my end." Okay, she thought. First, I'll land nicely and then I'll get rid of the traffic. Yes~. This plan is brilliant, brilliant, brilliant! Damn it. I need to stop watching The Emperor's New Groove. Stupid Ezma. "Oh!" She slowed down in front of what looked to be an accident. She landed on the ground softly (well, as soft as a three ton mech could). There was an officer there directing people away. "What's the problem here, sir?" She used a polite tone as to not arouse any suspicion.
The man looked up at her. "Ya know, flying mechs in the city is against the law."
The machine was still. Only a few clicks and whirrs came from it. After a moment Amadi sternly said, "What's the problem here, sir?"
The officer's gaze never left the mech. "Do you have a license for that?"
The machine was still...again. More clicks and whirrs came from it. Then, the mech disappeared in an eruption of speed.
"Ne, Moko-chan. Where are you going?" Damyen switched on a monitor, which displayed a video communications screen. "Stupid police..." The red and black mech flew around the school, in the direction of the "traffic accident". Whoever dared to question her authority would be brought down, even if it meant picking a fight with the government. "Never mind, I'm going in." She would treat this as if it was a solo mission.
The mech landed in front of the scene, recklessly causing a small earthquake to pass through. "hey there, Mr. Bigman. Never seen a cop official like you before. Which unit did you branch from exactly?" She spouted into the loud speaker. Her mech was more threatening than coming out and looking, well, human.
"Boss, it's the same one as before, the one that just vanished." Damyen didn't hesitate to pull a gun out and hold it to his head.
"Nuh-uh. This one is red and black, that other one is black and red. Please refrain from that little mix-up happening again." These guys hadn't had their training, it was obvious to her.
"I'm sorry...I won't do that, Ms. Red and Black, unless you are missing a license." His grin really pissed her off.
"Here it is, picture and everything." She pulled out a card, opening the hatch window long enough for them to verify her identity. "What about you? Do you have the verification that you indeed work for the government?" His eyes widened, and she could feel him start to tremble. "That's what I thought. Carry on." Damyen took a jump, launching herself in the air, all the while laughing her ass off. "And they tried to pin me. If I reported him, he would be in prison. I love fake ID! Secret non-mission accomplished 'Red and Black!' She continued back over the school building.
"You still around Moko-chan?" The girl had no morals.
"THEY'LL NEVER CATCH ME ALIVE!!!" she screamed. You could hear her laughing maniacally.
"Moko-chan! GOD, WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU? I JUST SAVED YOUR A$$ FROM BEING CHASED AFTER! TELL ME WHERE YOU'RE GOING, DAMN IT!"
"Oh!" She stopped screaming. "I'm gonna go take a nap at our base!" She picked up her screaming again. "GYAHHHHHHHHH!"
Damn that girl, Damyen thought to herself. "Fine, whatever." She breathed. "I guess I'll meet you there." Essentially, she logged out of the communications system, except for the GPS tracker, which was faulty, so it didn't matter either way. The young girl sat back, letting out a sigh of remembrance.
It took at least half an hour to fly to the place she always ends up at. This was her place to think or not think. The area didn't consist of anything besides a run down, beat up old shack, surrounded by forest, and more forest. The busy city seemed light years away.
She climbed out of the mech, jumping onto the slightly muddy grass, landing on both feet perfectly. Damyen lay under a large tree, she didn't know what kind. Memorizing the names of plants and the like was not her specialty. "Damn, how long has it been?" The questions meant various things, and she would careless which way it was taken. Her eyes slowly closed as her body leaned against the hard, cold metal of her red and black mech. "It's all so different," Damyen whispered before fading out of her reality.
Somehow Amadi got lost trying to get back to the base. Her GPS was working fine, but she didn't know how to use it. She just thought it was an annoying game that wouldn't stop beeping. "Shut up! you annoying little beeping bastard!" She landed in the middle of a four-way intersection. She looked at the street names and started muttering to herself. She shuffled some papers around until she found a map. "If I'm here and the base is here, then I need to go that way. Hmmm...If I pass the speed limit I can be there in..." Her face was laced in thought. "An hour!" She shrieked in shock. "How lost did I get? Okay, I better get moving." She blasted off the ground and flew off toward the distant, non-visible forest ahead.
It took an hour longer than she predicted even though she had been going way over the speed limit. She approached the shack slowly when she saw her friend's mech. She was sleeping against red and black. "This is my chance," she whispered to herself. She grabbed a chest behind her seat with an evil grin. She then climbed into red and black.
Damyen twitched. An odd pain resounded in the left side of her head. She rose up without blinking. The girl was still sleeping. Perhaps it was a special talent that others found frightening. Most couldn't even decide if she was worse sleeping or awake. It didn't matter. Anything in the nearby area was in danger.
"Who the hell," she quietly said with her head down, "is touching my mech?" The devious tone should have been the warning.
Another pain, stronger and prominent, would have knocked her out, had she been fully awake. "Amadi, you bitch! Get the fuck away!" Damyen stood stock still at the base of her mech, looking for a brilliant opening to attack. She knew it was her best friend, but even an ally pissed her off when they forgot the rule of "Touch the mech, and you die." Those foolish enough to try and break that rule, aren't living anymore and if they are, they are now more paranoid than ever before.
"Sorry," Moko-chan muttered. She had pulled out a tape recorder that was playing sounds that you would hear if someone really was working on the mech. Amadi slunk out of Damyen's mech and leaned against her own. "Jeez, Dai-chan. Can't you take a joke!?" She could feel Damyen's anger chasing after her. "I said I was sorry!"
"Sorry just ain't fucking cutting it for me!" The red haired girl was flaming now, full in her anger. Damyen slowly moved forward again, head up. "Now...WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING..." She was still unaware of her actions and her words. "TO MY MECH?!" Her eyes widened. At that moment, if one was to look up the definition of "hostile" and/or "Devil spawn", along with other common related words, the name Damyen Haruki beside a picture would be found.
"Amadi FUCKING KOKORO, get the fuck away from this area before I destroy you." If was her mech, and for all the years she owned it, no one else could touch it. There was even a time when nobody could look at it without getting a punch in the face. In the space of an instant, she quickly brought out a small needle containing unknown liquids.
Moko-chan's face was full of fear. She didn't like needle. "Heheh. Hey, Dai-chan? Watcha gonna do with that?" She was trying her hardest not to stutter. She was trembling, but not violently. Amadi knew that when her friend started cussing at her then she should start running. She stumbled into her mech and closed the hatch with a 'click'. She hadn't flown away just yet. She was hoping that her 'friend; would stop being scary. A screech came from her mech, then words, a song, maybe. Too light to be understood, but loud enough to be heard.
Damyen wasn't backing down. She followed her friend, gently walking in time with the song, starting to sing along. The melody was familiar, though even music didn't have the strength to pull her out of her phase. Sleep took a toll on her mind and body. "Trying to run, now, I see. Well it won't work." It was so close. All Damyen had to do was push it in a little more. The needlepoint pressed up against the other girl's arm. "Are you ready?"
Her eyes narrowed, pinning down the single area in her mind.. red and black was private property and this base was not meant to be her base. Amadi was her only comrade at the moment and she was about to destroy her with the contents of the needle. "Amadi, don't piss me off again!" And she jumped down, climbing into the cockpit of her own mech, unknowingly pressing the autopilot button and falling back into a deep sleep.
Well, that's the end of chapter 1. Hope you enjoyed it and be afraid because there is more to come. Please read and review.