A/N: Firstly I would like to say that this was caused by a sugar high so I take no responsibility for this, blame the sugar!!! *sweatdrops* Also, the OC is actually a friend but uh, I guess in fic land she would be an OC so this was completely pointless, wasn't it?

"That's it you're gonna get it now you little bitch!"

Kyonshi looked at the bedroom door 'What is he doing in there?'

"Oh, thought you could escape from me did you? Now you've only made me angry." Evil laugh "I was going to make it quick and relatively painless but now it will be long and agonising!"

Standing up, Kyonshi crept over to the door and looked through the keyhole. Inside the room all she could make out was the image of Piccolo hunched over something. Replaying what she had heard in her head Kyonshi gasped.

He was hunched over something or someone.

Getting ready to confront Piccolo she heard him again.

"Now I've got you" Another evil laugh "Now you're gonna have to take it you little bitch!"

Unable to take it any longer Kyonshi threw open the door. "What the hell do you think you're doing, Piccolo?"

Turning at the sound of the door slamming open, Piccolo started to blush and hide whatever he had been standing in front of. "Um..I was training"

"Training? In the bedroom? With the lights off? I'm sure. Now if you were 'training' I'm sure you won't mind letting me see what's behind you."

Kyonshi started advancing on Piccolo slowly, much the way a tiger would on its prey. Waiting until she was a few inches away, Kyonshi got out the weapon that could defeat the mighty Namek. A feather.

"If you don't move now I'll start using this."

Piccolo looked as if he was ready to fight but seeing the feather in Kyonshi's hand decided against it and stepped away, revealing all.

"A Nintendo?!" Kyonshi said incredulously "You were playing on a Nintendo?" she laughed.

Piccolo blushed again.

"What game were you playing?"

Piccolo looked at the floor "Pokemon Stadium. I was trying to beat Mewtwo."

Kyonshi looked at him for a moment before falling over and laughing.

~Outside the window~

"I'll make a fortune with these pictures." Evil laugh.

And so that afternoon Kyonshi showed Piccolo how to beat Mewtwo (as well as other interesting things) and Vegeta flew to the nearest newspaper office with his pictures to make his fortune.

Owari.

A/N: Why was Vegeta outside Piccolo's bedroom window?! He's really starting to worry me *shakes head*

Vegeta: How dare you question me! Don't you know I'm the Prince of the Saiyans.

O_o