This fic was written under the influence of too much boredom, so please
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Disclaimer: I don't own Eva. but you all know that already
Gendo's Desk: The discovery
"Asuka, now you're going too far."
"Come on, Shinji, why're you always trying to spoil my fun?"
"I don't see why you need me to come along."
"Because, he's your dad."
"So!"
"Okay, look, you can either come with me, or you can stay here, clean all of Misato's mess, and make dinner. Now which will it be?"
Shinji glances nervously around at the 'mess' that Misato had made. To Shinji it looked more like a landfill than a mess. Asuka was standing impatiently in the doorway with her hands on her hips giving Shinji her normal stare, one that would cause most people to crawl away to a corner and cry. Unfortunatly for Shinji, no corner was safe from Asuka.
"I don't have all day, Baka!"
"I. okay."
"Alright!"
Shinji walks slowly to the door and puts on his shoes before following Asuka out of the apartment.
***
-Inside Gendo's office-
Gendo suddenly moves out of his chair from what had been going on several hours of silence, startling Fuyutsuki.
"I am required to meet with SEELE today. I expect that you shall carry on as always."
"Of course. good luck."
Gendo smirks slightly "I have no need for luck."
The strange commander of NERV then walks out of his office without another word.
"He shall be the death of us all."
Fuyutsuki is startled once more as his cell phone rings. He answers quickly and several seconds later hangs up and leaves the office, the strange symbols still glowing with an orange light.
***
-Outside an entrance to NERV-
"Asuka, I'm not sure about this."
"You've come this far already, I'm not letting you leave now!"
"What if we get caught?"
"What can they do to us, Baka? We're Eva pilots, they need us."
"I still don't know."
"Oh, just shut up and follow me!"
Asuka pries the door open and soon begins descending into NERV with a nervous Shinji following closely behind.
"Why are we doing this, again?"
"Because, I'm curious! Aren't you?"
"Well. yea, but I'm not sure."
"Shinji, I've already told you, they can't do anything to us!"
"Alright."
The rest of the decent takes place in silence. Finally the duo reaches NERV and work their way towards their destination.
***
-Katsuragi/Ikari/Langley residence-
Misato wakes up and stumbles into the kitchen, completely unaware of anything other than her single impulse, the one that had ruled her every morning. She was on a mission for beer. After the first gulp, the yell promptly awoke Pen-Pen. As Misato slowly gained her senses, she notices how messy the apartment is and the absence of her two other roommates.
'Hum. wonder where those two are off to. maybe Asuka took Shinji on a little adventure.' (A/N: this is called 'foreshadowing'!)
Misato looks at Pen-Pen as he exits his refrigerator before saying, "Nah."
***
"Well, here we are. go on, Shinji, don't be shy!"
"Hey, you're the one who wants to see!"
"Oh, stop being so spineless and just do it!"
"Why don't you go in first?"
"Come on, Shinji. if you go in I might give you something ni-ce." Asuka says, trying to coax him into entering the large black door in front of them. Not a single employee in NERV did not know whose office this door belonged to.
"Well. I."
"You remember that kiss, right?" Asuka asks, letting the question hang in the air as she puts on a cute face, "who knows. maybe you might get another."
"Really?"
"You have to go in first!"
"Oh. okay."
With sudden determination Shinji slowly opens the door; the orange light begins to filter through the crack. Shinji turns back to Asuka, the fear evident in his eyes. Asuka just puts on her 'cute' face again. Shinji audibly gulps as he pushes the door open further, any moment ready to face his angered father. He quickly steps into the room to find it vacant, aside from the glowing symbols along the ceiling. Asuka pokes her head in to see why Shinji had stopped when she notices the absence of NERV's commander and sub-commander.
"Alright, I was hoping for this! Now, come on Shinji, go in already before someone sees us!"
Shinji and Asuka quickly slip into the room before Asuka closes the door carefully. The two Children walk quickly to the large black desk in the center of the room.
"My God, I've never been this close to his desk before. it's even scarier up close."
"Come on, let's see behind it!"
"Asuka."
"Oh, come on, we're already here."
"Alright."
Asuka almost skips around the large black desk to view the chair that had held the commander. She gains an impish grin as she sits down in the chair, facing Shinji who was still standing in front of the desk. Asuka quickly folds her hands in front of her face, exactly like Gendo, and stares at Shinji.
"Pilot, what are you doing in my office?" Asuka asks, trying to voice Gendo correctly.
"Come on, Asuka, its bad enough when he does it himself."
"Hey, I wonder what's underneath here!"
"Asuka!"
Shinji sprints around the desk to grab Asuka before she can begin searching the desk, to no avail.
"Hey, Shinji, this is weird."
Shinji looks underneath the lip of the desk to be greeted with a slap.
"Hentai! Trying to look up my skirt."
"Ow. what did you find?"
"Um. here, crouch down over here." Asuka says, pointing to an open space next to her.
Shinji nods and crouches next to Asuka before looking ahead of him. Instead of seeing a normal black piece of wood to complete the table, the two find a strange grate in front of them followed by what appears to be a ventilation shaft.
"Hey, Shinji, wanna see where it leads?"
"No! This is bad enough. I think we should just leave before we get caught."
"Oh, you're no fun! If you go now, then you won't get that kiss. All you need to do is pull off that grate, okay?"
"Okay, but you'd better live up to your end."
Asuka gives Shinji a 'what do you mean?' look. Asuka watches with excitement as Shinji struggles with the grate. Seeing that it's taking too long, Asuka decides to use a bit of 'divine intervention'. Quickly she kisses Shinji on the cheek. The resulting shock of the child during one of his pulls drains all thought from his brain as he successfully pulls the grating free. As Shinji begins to recover, he brings his hand to his cheek, delicately touching the spot that had once been graced by Asuka's lips. Before Shinji can come back to reality, the door across the room opens and the sound of an old man can be heard echoing through the chamber. Suddenly jarred back to life from the kiss, Shinji instantly begins worrying.
"Asuka, what're we going to do?!" Shinji whispers to his accomplice.
"Hold on, I'm thinking! . okay, we go down the shaft." Asuka says, pointing to the revealed aluminum shaft.
"You're crazy!"
"There's no other choice! Come on!" Asuka says as she grabs a hold of Shinji's wrist, pulling him with her as she jumps into the shaft. Shinji grabs a hold of the grate and pulls in into place as he plummets after Asuka down the shaft. Shinji is suddenly startled as his head falls underneath Asuka's skirt, both still siding down the shaft. The shaft seemingly made from metal, arcs downward at nearly a 40 degree angle, enough to send Asuka and Shinji down at a starling pace.
"Baka! Stop looking up my skirt!"
"There's nothing I can do!"
Shinji's head is squeezed in between Asuka's legs as they take a sharp turn, the shaft suddenly turning into a corkscrew, as she screams. Several minutes later the duo land on the floor at the end of the shaft. Shinji still lies underneath Asuka's skirt and Asuka is nearly unconscious, the trip making her very dizzy. For several more moments the two remain awake, Shinji especially, before they pass out.
-Gendo's office-
Fuyutsuki pauses his conversation on his phone for a moment as he listens, swearing that he had head the sound of banging, but after a moment of silence he continues his conversation, ignoring it as 'just getting old'.
So, tell me what you guys thought! Reviews, please. Okay, time for the whole 'next episode' spiel. A-hem, 'Next time, where did Shinji and Asuka land? Why is there a long shaft underneath Gendo's desk? Will Shinji live long enough to find out? Find out next time with # zwei, "where are we?"
Asuka: That Baka's going to be sorry.
Disclaimer: I don't own Eva. but you all know that already
Gendo's Desk: The discovery
"Asuka, now you're going too far."
"Come on, Shinji, why're you always trying to spoil my fun?"
"I don't see why you need me to come along."
"Because, he's your dad."
"So!"
"Okay, look, you can either come with me, or you can stay here, clean all of Misato's mess, and make dinner. Now which will it be?"
Shinji glances nervously around at the 'mess' that Misato had made. To Shinji it looked more like a landfill than a mess. Asuka was standing impatiently in the doorway with her hands on her hips giving Shinji her normal stare, one that would cause most people to crawl away to a corner and cry. Unfortunatly for Shinji, no corner was safe from Asuka.
"I don't have all day, Baka!"
"I. okay."
"Alright!"
Shinji walks slowly to the door and puts on his shoes before following Asuka out of the apartment.
***
-Inside Gendo's office-
Gendo suddenly moves out of his chair from what had been going on several hours of silence, startling Fuyutsuki.
"I am required to meet with SEELE today. I expect that you shall carry on as always."
"Of course. good luck."
Gendo smirks slightly "I have no need for luck."
The strange commander of NERV then walks out of his office without another word.
"He shall be the death of us all."
Fuyutsuki is startled once more as his cell phone rings. He answers quickly and several seconds later hangs up and leaves the office, the strange symbols still glowing with an orange light.
***
-Outside an entrance to NERV-
"Asuka, I'm not sure about this."
"You've come this far already, I'm not letting you leave now!"
"What if we get caught?"
"What can they do to us, Baka? We're Eva pilots, they need us."
"I still don't know."
"Oh, just shut up and follow me!"
Asuka pries the door open and soon begins descending into NERV with a nervous Shinji following closely behind.
"Why are we doing this, again?"
"Because, I'm curious! Aren't you?"
"Well. yea, but I'm not sure."
"Shinji, I've already told you, they can't do anything to us!"
"Alright."
The rest of the decent takes place in silence. Finally the duo reaches NERV and work their way towards their destination.
***
-Katsuragi/Ikari/Langley residence-
Misato wakes up and stumbles into the kitchen, completely unaware of anything other than her single impulse, the one that had ruled her every morning. She was on a mission for beer. After the first gulp, the yell promptly awoke Pen-Pen. As Misato slowly gained her senses, she notices how messy the apartment is and the absence of her two other roommates.
'Hum. wonder where those two are off to. maybe Asuka took Shinji on a little adventure.' (A/N: this is called 'foreshadowing'!)
Misato looks at Pen-Pen as he exits his refrigerator before saying, "Nah."
***
"Well, here we are. go on, Shinji, don't be shy!"
"Hey, you're the one who wants to see!"
"Oh, stop being so spineless and just do it!"
"Why don't you go in first?"
"Come on, Shinji. if you go in I might give you something ni-ce." Asuka says, trying to coax him into entering the large black door in front of them. Not a single employee in NERV did not know whose office this door belonged to.
"Well. I."
"You remember that kiss, right?" Asuka asks, letting the question hang in the air as she puts on a cute face, "who knows. maybe you might get another."
"Really?"
"You have to go in first!"
"Oh. okay."
With sudden determination Shinji slowly opens the door; the orange light begins to filter through the crack. Shinji turns back to Asuka, the fear evident in his eyes. Asuka just puts on her 'cute' face again. Shinji audibly gulps as he pushes the door open further, any moment ready to face his angered father. He quickly steps into the room to find it vacant, aside from the glowing symbols along the ceiling. Asuka pokes her head in to see why Shinji had stopped when she notices the absence of NERV's commander and sub-commander.
"Alright, I was hoping for this! Now, come on Shinji, go in already before someone sees us!"
Shinji and Asuka quickly slip into the room before Asuka closes the door carefully. The two Children walk quickly to the large black desk in the center of the room.
"My God, I've never been this close to his desk before. it's even scarier up close."
"Come on, let's see behind it!"
"Asuka."
"Oh, come on, we're already here."
"Alright."
Asuka almost skips around the large black desk to view the chair that had held the commander. She gains an impish grin as she sits down in the chair, facing Shinji who was still standing in front of the desk. Asuka quickly folds her hands in front of her face, exactly like Gendo, and stares at Shinji.
"Pilot, what are you doing in my office?" Asuka asks, trying to voice Gendo correctly.
"Come on, Asuka, its bad enough when he does it himself."
"Hey, I wonder what's underneath here!"
"Asuka!"
Shinji sprints around the desk to grab Asuka before she can begin searching the desk, to no avail.
"Hey, Shinji, this is weird."
Shinji looks underneath the lip of the desk to be greeted with a slap.
"Hentai! Trying to look up my skirt."
"Ow. what did you find?"
"Um. here, crouch down over here." Asuka says, pointing to an open space next to her.
Shinji nods and crouches next to Asuka before looking ahead of him. Instead of seeing a normal black piece of wood to complete the table, the two find a strange grate in front of them followed by what appears to be a ventilation shaft.
"Hey, Shinji, wanna see where it leads?"
"No! This is bad enough. I think we should just leave before we get caught."
"Oh, you're no fun! If you go now, then you won't get that kiss. All you need to do is pull off that grate, okay?"
"Okay, but you'd better live up to your end."
Asuka gives Shinji a 'what do you mean?' look. Asuka watches with excitement as Shinji struggles with the grate. Seeing that it's taking too long, Asuka decides to use a bit of 'divine intervention'. Quickly she kisses Shinji on the cheek. The resulting shock of the child during one of his pulls drains all thought from his brain as he successfully pulls the grating free. As Shinji begins to recover, he brings his hand to his cheek, delicately touching the spot that had once been graced by Asuka's lips. Before Shinji can come back to reality, the door across the room opens and the sound of an old man can be heard echoing through the chamber. Suddenly jarred back to life from the kiss, Shinji instantly begins worrying.
"Asuka, what're we going to do?!" Shinji whispers to his accomplice.
"Hold on, I'm thinking! . okay, we go down the shaft." Asuka says, pointing to the revealed aluminum shaft.
"You're crazy!"
"There's no other choice! Come on!" Asuka says as she grabs a hold of Shinji's wrist, pulling him with her as she jumps into the shaft. Shinji grabs a hold of the grate and pulls in into place as he plummets after Asuka down the shaft. Shinji is suddenly startled as his head falls underneath Asuka's skirt, both still siding down the shaft. The shaft seemingly made from metal, arcs downward at nearly a 40 degree angle, enough to send Asuka and Shinji down at a starling pace.
"Baka! Stop looking up my skirt!"
"There's nothing I can do!"
Shinji's head is squeezed in between Asuka's legs as they take a sharp turn, the shaft suddenly turning into a corkscrew, as she screams. Several minutes later the duo land on the floor at the end of the shaft. Shinji still lies underneath Asuka's skirt and Asuka is nearly unconscious, the trip making her very dizzy. For several more moments the two remain awake, Shinji especially, before they pass out.
-Gendo's office-
Fuyutsuki pauses his conversation on his phone for a moment as he listens, swearing that he had head the sound of banging, but after a moment of silence he continues his conversation, ignoring it as 'just getting old'.
So, tell me what you guys thought! Reviews, please. Okay, time for the whole 'next episode' spiel. A-hem, 'Next time, where did Shinji and Asuka land? Why is there a long shaft underneath Gendo's desk? Will Shinji live long enough to find out? Find out next time with # zwei, "where are we?"
Asuka: That Baka's going to be sorry.