Disclaimer: I do not own Mr.T, Hadji, or Doctor Doom. They are owned by Mr. T, Hanna Barbara, and Marvel Comics respectively. Also these are mere exaggerations of our beloved characters.
Tales From the Lunch Table : Introducing the characters
Ok folks it was a toughie determining where to put this little peace of cr…err .. I mean gold, but here goes…
This here is an intro chapter. I'm just gonna explain the players here before we get down to our first chapter. These characters are based various people, from cartoons to people from my school (saint joseph by the sea)
This all takes place at the ficticious High School Manwhich High
Hadji – Manwhich High's foreign exchange student and resident mystic
Doom – That would be me, Chris…sorta. This guys is obsessed with Doctor Doom, enemy of the Fantastic Four. This guy dresses in Doom's armor and looks identical to Doom, except our version has a purple cape and hood. Why? We'll soon find out….
Darren – A bit of a jokester. Italian, always has something to say, inappropriate or not. He's got a real Green Lantern fetish , and actually wears replicas of the ring at all times. Has a inferiority complex because he sees himself as short….which isn't really true.
Brendan – Manwhich High's "politician". He's Irish, an avid Republican. He's also a tall, lanky doofus not unlike Kramer from Seinfeld.
HM27 – Short for Honey Mustard 27. No one knows his real name. This kid just sits at the luch table and always eats his lunch with Honey mustard sauce. Can control honey mustard to do what he wants….which isn't much
Noto – The "cool" guy of the group. Italian and sometimes sounds like Fonzie from Happy Days. Sort of an airhead.
Mr. T – The school's Principle/ advisor. Her takes no guff, and likes to get rough. He pities them all.
Doritos Dude Fred – This guy is an average dude (except for the fact he occasionally shoots Doritos from his hand). Looooves Doritos.
Rei – Assistant to the mad Doom. NOT based on evangelion. She real mad if you mistake her for that.
More Characters to come….