Insert Group Name Here
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ketchup added: mist w, brocko, trace, gary mfing oak
ketchup renamed mist w. to mallet
ketchup renamed brocko to brick
ketchup renamed trace to hairband
ketchup renamed gary mfing oak to gayoak
ketchup renamed group to losers grp
ketchup promoted mallet to admin
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losers grp
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gayoak: bitch what the fuck is this???
mallet: fuck does it look like dipshit, its a groupchat
brick: okay im not tryna be hostile but ash wtf is the gc for?
brick: also change my username tf???
hairband: what he said
gayoak: same
ketchup: im too lazy 2 rn aight
ketchup: and im messing with my new phone ! leave me alone
ketchup: plus im tryna keep in contact w/ everyone and this is the easiest way to do it
mallet: oh so this time ur not gonna abandon us for four years???
ketchup: miST we have gone over this i swear to fucking god
mallet: i know b i know
ketchup: :)
mallet: :)))
gayoak: yall done flirting?
ketchup: stfu
mallet: stfu
hairband: LMAOO YALL TELEPATHICALLY CONNECTED OR SUM SHIT
brick: IF THAT DOESNT SCREAM GOALS IDK WHAT DOES
mallet: one more word outta you two and imma beat yo ass w/ the mallet
brick: sorry misty
hairband: sorry misty
gayoak: ALSO WTF WHAT KIND OF DEMOCRACY IS THIS?
gayoak: MISTY GETS FUCKING ADMIN RIGHTS?
mallet: AHAHAHAHA FUCK YES
ketchup: she threatened to choke me if i didn't
gayoak: REALLY MISTY??? THATS INTERESTING I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE THAT KINKY W/ HIM
gayoak: i thought y'all would be hella vanilla seeing that ur such a prude misty lol
mallet: SHUT THE FUCK UP GARY DJHDKFK
brick: IM DYING CALL 911 MY HEART CANT TAKE THIS LMAOOO
hairband: oh so that's why you said that omg
hairband: rudy was wild confused and you were like i would never and even if i wanted that i would only do that w/ him
hairband: lol HE GOT MAD WHEN SHE SAID THAT. you could see steam coming out of his ears
mallet: STOP FOR CHRIST SAKES
mallet: THREE OF YOU BETTER WATCH IT BEFORE I CALL UP LEAF, LUCY, AND DAISY
ketchup: first of all what's a kink?
gayoak: misty is gonna die a virgin.
brick: honestly rip.
hairband: ah ash ONE DAY your future gf will explain or show you exactly what those are
ketchup: y'all r useless misty already told me thru our telepathic bond
brick: fucking what
hairband: I THOUGHT THAT WAS A JOKE
mallet: we've had a bond ever since he came back from sinnoh, we discovered i am a descendant of the later generations of the aura guardians. so we did a summer of aura training and now we can communicate with each other telepathically
ketchup: her ability to use to use aura is very limited bc she isn't a descendant from one of the original aura guardians
ketchup: :P
mallet: ash stfu you act like your some royal ass prince
mallet: like we all know you're still the immature 10 year old who sent a bug to fight a fucking bird
ketchup: miSTy oMg LET IT GO I WAS TEN
ketchup: now
ketchup: back to what i was saying...
ketchup: I DON'T HAVE A CHOKING KINK SO WHAT WAS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN GARY?
gayoak: how do you virtually facepalm
brick: big mood
hairband: same
mallet: sameee
ketchup: how do you roll ur eyes virtually -_-
ketchup: AND SECOND OF ALL RUDY WAS WITH MISTY EXCUSE ME THE FUCK? AND WHOS "him"
hairband: coughs
brick: sweats nervously
gayoak: look you fucking dumbass twink
mallet: GARY
gayoak: fine
ketchup: ???
ketchup: really no one?
ketchup: fine smh
ketchup: okay but srsly im done w/ team rockets bitchass following me and pikachu
mallet: theyre still after you guys fr ???
brick: misty they honestly consider pikachu a legendary pokemon ofc theyre still following him
gayoak: who r these hoes?
hairband: they broke into the lab before gary
ketchup: yeah you loser
gayoak: shut the fuck up asshole
gayoak: you mean the dyke, the gay, and the mutant talking puss?
mallet: IM WHEEZING LMFAOOOOO
brick: THAT WAS SO FUCKING ACCURATE IM WFDJHBK
hairband: yes gary, them
gayoak: ohhh
ketchup: anyways they tried to steal pikachu as usual?
ketchup: they spent an hour just fucking yelling down us from their ballon?
ketchup: right before pikachu blasted them outta the sky jessie was like "so when you gonna hook up with the blond twerpette, twerp?"
ketchup: like was that necessary?
brick: BRUHHH MISTY IS FUMING RN IM DEAD
gayoak: now youve done it headass
hairband: misty omg calm down pleasE
ketchup: fym? what did i do now?
mallet: its fine
mallet: anyways i gotta go feed the pokemon
mallet: bye
brick: ...
hairband: well
ketchup: what?
hairband: we all know
brick: that misty doesn't feed
gayoak: the pokemon until 6pm KTST
ketchup: oh
ketchup: OH
gayoak: yeah you fucking idiot "OH"
ketchup: wait what did i do wrong?
brick: you didn't really do anything wrong
headband: yeah buddy dw about it
ketchup: dude ofc im gonna worry about it
ketchup: i gotta fix this shit
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pikachu started a private conversation with: mermaid
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pikachu: mistyyy :(
pikachu: i rly dunno what i did wrong
pikachu: you kno im dumb as hell
pikachu: im sorry :(((
pikachu: i really am sorry
pikachu: i didnt mean to make you mad
pikachu: or mad at me for that matter
pikachu: look if its about jessies backhand comment
pikachu: you know i would never
pikachu: i
pikachu: look
pikachu: im just worried yeah?
pikachu: just let me know ur good pls?
pikachu: i gtg to sleep but i rly am sorry
read at 4:57 am KLST
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okay that was relatively short? but anyways i was hit with random inspo after reading crack bts fics and this was born. I KNOW I HAVEN'T UPDATED THE OTHER FIC. im sorry it's hard to write w/ writers block and im completely uninspired. i may never go back to that fic again sadly. anyways i hope everyone had a good day today
-vikkiaaml