Psychiatric Interview with "The Freak"

(Sosuke Aizen)

Freak: Helloooo? Anyone out there? The arrogant and clever one huh? No sense of style. Give me 10 minutes and a screwdriver, and I will have you looking like a model! You might like it too.

Aizen: Silence prisoner. Tousen, leave us.

Tousen: Yes Lord Aizen.

Door closes

Aizen: Hello, my name is Sosuke Aizen, captain of squad five. And you are?

Freak: Kisuke…..Yoruichi….hehehhe Yamamoto!

Aizen: You can play these games as long as you want.

Freak: Great! I love games.

Aizen: Not on my time you won't. I am offering you a deal, I am fully aware of your sentence. ….The last thing you want is boredom. But I can make your stay here more... satisfactory.

Freak: And in return I would be giving you?…..

Aizen: I wish to study you. I need to know why you are the way you are.

Freak: I don't have forever Captain, you're gonna need more than some psycho mumbo jumbo to get to the bottom of what broke me. Not even you 'Absolute Illusion" can do that.

Aizen: How do you? Nevermind, so do we have a deal?

Second Interview

Aizen: How are you feeling today?

Freak: You promised me another woman, Sosuke.

Aizen: Maybe you shouldn't have killed the one I sent you last week. What made you do it?

Freak: Fish gotta swim, birds gotta fly. Besides, It was worth it to see the look on her face. The terror in her eyes when she realised she was about to die, the sobbing and begging for mercy. Ah, simply delightful.

Aizen: You are trying my patience, that is the fifth one you killed.

Freak: Well keep on sending them Captain. The more the merrier.

Aizen: I think it's time you did something for me.

Freak: What's that Aizen?

Aizen: Tell me how came to be. How you came to be across this table from me, rotting for all eternity in Muken.

Freak: Is that all? Well I guess you could say I once saw something that changed my life forever.

Aizen: Really? Go on.

Freak: It was on a thursday, right after school. Things had been getting worse. I was 2 days from graduation, and I wanted to go to college. I couldn't use my parents money, as they were on the verge of kicking me out on the street. And to add the icing on the cake, my girlfriend had left me for a man with more money and his own house.

Aizen: That must have been, upsetting for you.

Freak: Probably was. Back then though, all I knew is that if I didn't get the money I needed, I would be on the streets for the rest of my life, destined to live a painful existence until dying alone. I have to admit, I was scared. Not of being dead you understand.

Aizen: No one would blame you if you were. It is perfectly common.

Freak: Do I look common to you?

Aizen: Wel-

Freak: No, I was scared of just before you die. When your desperately clutching at life, not knowing what's on the other side. Having to be by yourself for all eternity. So I made a decision right there!

Aizen: And what was that decision?

Freak: That's…..a story for another day I am afraid. I think I am in the mood for some one on one time with a sexy woman. Get me one.

Day three

Aizen: You were at the part with your girlfriend.

Freak: Oh no Sousuke, as I recall, you were going to send me another woman.

Aizen: We both know I have sent you 4 more woman.

Freak: Really?

Aizen: Yes. One was left decapitated outside your cell. The other three have not spoken since I sent them to you.

Freak: How terrible. Listen Sosuke-

Aizen: You mean Aizen.

Freak: Alright there ~Aizen~. I will give you a little more.

Freak: It's the day after, I was standing in the freezing rain, with all my luggage. Feeling numb. They had kicked me out onto the streets. I was all alone. It didn't seem real. I could remember the day when I was a child, their beautiful smiles as we spent day after day with each other, telling me they would never leave me.

Freak: And then they arrived. Heh, realities way of reminding me of where I was. The mafia boss came up to me and told me to cheer up. He said, "Things could be worse". I asked him how.

Freak: He grabbed me by the jacket, pulled me close. And each breath stank, as I could tell that he hadn't brushed teeth in days. Threatened to carve insults into my chest with a rusty pair of scissors. Swell guy.

Aizen: You got involved with the Mafia?

Freak: Sure did. They hand me a bag. I remember thinking it was wet. Was it the rain, a liquefied body. I had never seen one before, were they supposed to be that that heavy?

Aizen: And what was in the bag?

Freak: How's my woman coming alone?

Aizen: I'll get you one.

Freak: And when you do, I will tell you the rest.

Day four

Aizen: How are you feeling today?

Freak: Well, I have my good and bad days, but I do try and start each one with a smile. Heaha…..

Aizen: We both know you are always smiling. But no matter. Are you ready to continue your story?

Freak: Oh sure why not. I just hope your taking notes. So uh, where was I?

Aizen: The bag.

Freak: Oh right the bag. So there I was opening this bag, and all it had it, was a couple of knives and a mask. I thought they were playing a joke on me but ohoho no, they wanted me to use them. They said it was a disguise, it smelled like blood.

Freak: So that was it I was dressed up in a ski mask holding onto these pair of knives, trying to break into the one of the many bank my family owned. And that's when everything went sour. I was seen by one of the guards, and they shot at me. I ran away. But then all the sudden, I tripped. And I looked up and saw him. The mafia boss.

Aizen: Really?

Freak: Yes really. He said that I had failed them, and they had no use for me. So he shot at my face. But somehow, he missed my forehead. He cut my mouth, giving me this scar. He then tossed me over the side of the road into the river. For a second, when I hit the surface, I thought I may just get away.

Aizen: I assume that you didn't.

Freak: Do I look like I did.

Day 4 continued

Freak: I was drowning, the water was filling my lungs. My entire stomach felt like it would explode. And it was all his fault.

Aizen: Who's fault? The mafia boss?

Freak: Who else?

Aizen: Yours.

Freak: Excuse me?

Aizen: Let me tell you what I think. I think that you have fabricated a series of stories to conceal the truth about your identity and condition. I have read 20 different accounts of your past. All different except one detail, the mafia.

Freak: What can I say, having one backstory is so boring. I like to keep things interesting. If I am going to have a past, I'd prefer it to be multiple choice.

Aizen: Could that be because you don't remember anything about your past? Because you have amnesia?

Freak: What are you talking about Sousuke? I have always been this way.

Aizen: So you do remember?

Freak: Of course I remember what happened. Yamamoto fought me and put me here in Muken. You remember our fight don't you?

Aizen: Of course.

Freak: Well good. I would hate to think I fabricated you aiding me in my fight against the head captain. Heheheheh

Aizen: Excuse me?

Freak: Sousuke you egotistical sociopath. Hehe. You were obsessed with me. Mmheheh, you all were. Trying to get in here. Next you'll tell me is it wasn't you who sent Captain Hiroko over the edge. Nice job by the way.

Aizen: Why thank you.

Freak: So here's the thing, if you wanna make sure no one finds about your past, you should stop poking your nose into mine.

Freak: Oh, and send me another woman Sosuke. I need another relief.