The Fluffiest Of Bunnies Chant

Wow that is such a long title. Oh well here goes my submission to the #1stChallenge. I hope to see y'all participate in the challenge. I mean who wouldn't want a custom title? Also to my wife Amy...I'm sorry for what goes down in this story. Warning for, I don't know. Stuff maybe some intense language. Probably Teen Rated.

- Synopsis -

A chant made by the boys sets off a series of events leading up to the rather unfavorable fate of Shadyside. Pairing: Reed X Marty (Mareed?).

"Big Chunga Chunga Chunga Chunga," the boys chanted while going around in a circle around the campfire.

"Ugh, boys are so dumb I swear," Andi said sitting back in her chair not amused by the group of her so called friends sidestepping around the fire.

"Yeah they are," Buffy said holding up her bottled water. "Cheers," she said getting Andi to raise her bottle up in the air two. Jonah came whirling around followed by TJ, then Marty, and finally Reed.

Cyrus slow clapped to get the girls attention. Just as expected Andi and Buffy turned their attention over to Cyrus in time to hear him say, "wow beautiful speech."

"Sorry Cyrus, but just look at them," Andi said gesturing towards them hoping that one would fall in. The chant was sickening, and painful to hear as they kept saying it.

"Big Chunga Chunga Chunga Chunga."

Cyrus' eyes lit up facing the flames of the fire while strikes of black shadows went across his face when the foolish teens would pass by going around and around. Things only got worse when TJ swooped down and grabbed a burning stick from the fire and used it as a torch as the flame went out, and turned into smoldering wood producing a steady stream of smoke out the top like a wand. "Yeah, I am looking, they're so hot."

"Who do you think he's crushing on now?" Buffy asked Andi quietly.

"I'm not sure. They all look happy, he looks happy. Everyone is happy so why does it matter?" Andi asked back.
Buffy's response was delayed and took a while as she stared down at her shoes brushing them against the grass as if it was hair she was combing. "I've seen more than you have… I could tell you about it on the porch if you'd like?"

"Sure let's go," Andi said standing up with her bottle. Cyrus was about to ask where his best friends were going when they started to walk away, but Andi told him, "hey Cyrus, we are going to go have a quick little private chat, be right back and don't let them make you a sacrifice."

"Bye," Cyrus said waving to their backs as they scurried away from the light of the fire to the light of the singular light left on shining through the window of the house. They wouldn't make me a human sacrifice, would they? Cyrus thought to himself.

Once sitting down Andi asked, "so what is it?"

"I don't wanna see Cyrus hurt again," Buffy started. "I knew before you did with his crush on Jonah, but it was not pretty. I had never seen him so terrified in my life, and honestly it made me quite scared. I don't know how Cyrus manages to put on a brave face when that is how he really feels. Despite how good of friends we are, he was still hesitant about telling me."

"I had no idea," Andi stated. "You better have given him a hug," Andi stated looking at Buffy's guilty face that said it all. "Why not? He needed one, remember what Leslie and Norman told us?"

"I didn't think to at the time," Buffy said defensively. "I do remember, they told us to not anything happen to their precious little boy since he is too fragile for this world. If only they knew just how shattered he is on the inside."

"Buffy don't say that," Andi exclaimed. "I really hope it wasn't that bad."

"Sadly it was," Buffy confirmed. "I still believe that he was feeling ashamed, and dare I say it, self loathing."

"Don't worry if Cyrus ever starts to get with another boy, we can just go and interrogate them, and make sure that they won't try anything stupid. When they mess with him, they're messing with all of us."

"Jeez Andi-Man calm down, you're starting to sound like me."

"I know, I think it started to rub off on me," Andi said. "Anyways we should get back to Cyrus, he's probably feeling pretty lonely.

When they got closer to the fire they saw no head sticking up from Cyrus' chair, however what they did see was an addition to the tribal chant as stood around holding sticks meeting them in the middle. "Look they're touching tips," Buffy started fighting back a laugh.

"Biiiiig Chuuunguuus… dun - dun dun. Biiiiig Chuuunguuus… dun - dun dun," they chanted in rhythm now.

"Okay enough," Andi shouted. "You guys are literally so insane that you have sweat dripping from your foreheads, and your faces are all red."

"Thank you," Buffy concluded as they dispersed with murmurs of disappointment. "Why even were you guys doing that?"

"Duh to summon Big Chungus, what else?" Marty stated.

"Yeah he's out lord and saviour," Reed added smiling at the track star.

"I hear that if we summon him, he'll take over the world," TJ added in.

"They dragged me into it," Cyrus stated holding his hands up into the air. "I didn't even wanna partake in the ritual."

What none of them knew, was that TJ Kippen couldn't have been any more right…

After the night ended morning came with a ray of sunshine dimmed by gray clouds of what could only be dust. "Wow it looks kinda fuzzy outside," Jonah said stretching from the couch of the cabin.

"The only thing that is fuzzy is that rabbit that won't stop nibbling on the corner of the door outside," Buffy deadpanned.

"Huhn," TJ gasped shooting his head up sharing exchanges of looks with the other guys. All together him, Jonah, Reed, and Marty shouted "Big Chungus!" As they ran through the house jumping from sofa to sofa making it towards the front entrance.

Taking a peek through the window at the top of the door TJ only saw disappointment. "Awe it's just some stupid rabbit."

"I still wanna see," Marty said as he pushed TJ back and opened up the door carefully. Much to his surprise the gray and white rabbit did not run or show any signs of fear. The strange part was that the rabbit seemed to have moven backwards as it watched Marty open the door and step out as Reed came closely behind.

TJ went back into the living room while Cyrus came out of the kitchen with bedhead. He noticed the large amount of light leaking in from the front door to the living room as he asked. "Why's the door open?"

"Reed and what's his name are out there with a stupid rabbit," TJ explained.

"Ooh a bunny? I wanna see," Cyrus said hopping to the door with excitement. He remembered the time he came over to Jonah's house and he was in the shower. His mother kept him company and showed him pictures from Easter with Jonah in a bunny suit. Bunny Beck became one of his sweetest things to picture, it always brought a goofy smile onto his face.

Andi got pissed when she saw four males crowding around the dining room table with their new fuzzy friend on it. "Come on, eat the damn lettuce," Jonah urged shoving the food in the rabbits face.

"Aye that's mean, be nice to Fluffy Munchkins," Cyrus demanded without authority, but with a pout plastered on his face instead.

"Buffy, get in here," Andi hollared with enough valumne to startle the gang surrounding the table.

"Oh shit she caught us," Reed said snickering. Buffy came quick as the four stood around the table trying not to act like there was a rabbit on the table.

"Guys seriously?" Buffy groaned. "As cute as that bunny is, get it out of here it doesn't belong."

"No way, he's staying," Reed argued back.
"Yeah I agree with Reed," Marty said.

"Jonah, Cyrus, got anything you'd like to add?" Buffy asked intimidatingly.

"Look I don't wanna cause any trouble, so maybe we should let him go," Cyrus spoke. Andi gave him a look of thank you, as she closed her eyes slowly only to open them back up again.

"We can't just toss him out, maybe we can find something to keep him in," Jonah suggested.

"Yeah let's do that," Marty said grabbing the rabbit from the table. He quickly handed it off to Cyrus, "here hold him, while I go try to find a place to keep him."

"I'll go with him," Reed said willing to help.

"Nice hare," Jonah said directed at Cyrus only to receive an eye roll in response.

"I forgot to pack my comb," Cyrus stated. "No need to be rude about it, your hair is sticking up too."

"I was talking about the rabbit," Jonah said pointing to the gray and white creature in Cyrus' arms.

Cyrus made an O shape with his lips as he lightly blushed with embarrassment. Later on the boys had found a baby crib that doubled as a small play area that they could use. They were probably not meant to use it, and judging by the last name wrote in permanent marker on it, they could only assume it was forgotten by some previous guests at the cabin. Setting it up outside Cyrus gently placed the rabbit down inside as they added other things that they think he'll need. "What if he jumps out?" Jonah asked. "Rabbits can jump high."

"I think you're talking about kangaroos," Cyrus said correcting only to catch a glance of Jonah's dimples, and fall silent. He was too cute for someone to correct him.

"We got that covered," Marty said holding one corner of a blanket as Reed held the other end. They pulled the cloth material over the top, and Reed patted the side of the baby playpen saying, "that'll hold 'em alright," earning some hardy laughs from his friends.

The mountains of dust clouds only seemed to get worse as they darkened with the sun slowly getting dimmer and dimmer. By high noon it looked like it was midnight outside. "Is it going to storm?" one of them asked.

"If it is, we need to check on Fluffy Munchkins," Cyrus said worried.

"For the last time that's not his name. It's Big Chungus," Reed argued.

"He's not big or a chungus," TJ pointed out.

"You're just no fun," Marty said to TJ earning a smile back from Reed. Despite the time he's spent with TJ, Reed was already better to him. At least Reed could remember his name. He is the superior blonde.

"Guys," Cyrus said not turning when he reached the front door looking out. The atmosphere was basically a fuzzy smog while Cyrus' heart ached seeing the blanket on the playpen moved off of one of the corners. "I think the bunny escaped."

"How is that possible?" Reed asked.

"See I told you guys," Jonah said sitting smugly into the recliner.

"Let's go see," Marty said. When he left Cyrus and Reed went along with him. Sure enough looking on the inside there was no bunny to be seen. As for when they looked around all it was, was more grey fuzzy smog. Cyrus suddenly shrieked causing everyone else to look where he was pointing.

From the tip of his finger he pointed up into the sky only to see that they gray clouds were not actually gray clouds, but the body leading up to the head of the real BIg Chungus.

"It worked," TJ shouted out running to stand there with the group. The sunlight peaked through when Big Chungus suddenly tilted his head down to look at them letting out a deep laugh that sounded like roaring thunder to them.

His ginormous arm swooped down snatching TJ, Buffy and Andi as they all started wailing. Big Chungus held onto them like he was King Kong, while the other four made a run for it. Unfortunately his other arm came down like a pendulum snatching up Cyrus, and Jonah.

Walking away trucking his way through the forest he cleared a path as the ground trembled almost as heard as Reed, and Marty. "Marty," Reed choked out standing next to him petrified.

"Yeah?"

"We might die, but before we do there is something that I need to tell you," Reed said getting serious causing Marty too look back into his sincere face. Quickly Reed pulled Marty in not caring since he was more than likely going to die anyways, and planted a rough yet passionate kiss on his lips. When Marty pulled away out of pure shock Reed blurted out, "I'm gay, and I needed to have my first kiss."

Meanwhile the gang screamed as Big Chungus neared his pit in the ground that was the size of house to them. Gently Big Chungus sat them down into the bottom of the pit. The next thing they knew a giant chunk of land was ripped from the Earth and placed over the top of the pit like a cork trapping them all inside. The light in the area decreased, however their fear skyrocketed.

Big Chungus came waddling back as he patted his hands together saying, "that'll hold 'em alright," in a very mocking way.

"Reed, there is something I need to tell you," Marty stated.

"Yeah?" Reed asked with hopeful eyes.

"Since we're going to die, I want another kiss." Reed didn't have to be told twice as he gripped the back of Marty's head kissing him. It didn't stop with just one kiss, it kept going never parting their lips from one another as they made out on the quaking ground. Marty held tightly onto Reed's body as the area around them grew darker.

Then there it was large gloved hands plucking them from the Earth and ripping them apart from each other. The mystical creature holding them high above the ground is none other than the fluffiest of bunnies… Big Chungus

The End

Not going to lie, I enjoyed writing this. Like really, really enjoyed it. Like way more than I should have. Heh, that'll hold 'em alright. Anyways yeah, that's it my submission for #1stChallenge, I hope that you all join in the fun and make your own submission which are due at the end of the day Wednesday. Technically that makes them due the first second of Thursday, so hurry up and get them in.