Hell people of the world this is a list of ways to annoy Edward Cullen easy right you just pretty much have to harras Bella and he'll get mad. But it's not my fault that he's over protective. Okay well I'll stop talking now because I can talk a lot for a long time! Please Review Thanks!

1. Ask him how things are going with Tanya and him

2. sell Jacb his car for a cent

3. For his birthday give him a gift card to Apple Bee's

4. Push Bella down infront of him and point at her and laugh

5. Tell him that Mike Newton kissed her

6. Tell him that Jacob hurt Renesme and picture in your head him doing it then look inocent wwhen he comes back

7. Tell him that your throwing a party and ask him if he could be your disco ball

8. Tell Bella that he's dumping her for Tanya and kick her out of the house

9. Tell Renesme what Bella and him really do at night besides talk

10. Convince Carlisle to give him'the talk'

11. Start a conversation with Renesme about her lover Jacob's sexy abb's

12. Take his cell phone and turn his ring tone to 'Like a VIRGIN' by Madona

13. Blast 3oh!3 in your room(look it up on youtube if you don't now it)

14. Pay Jacob to sing 'I'm bringing sexy back by' Justin Timberlake to Bella

15. Make Emmett say perverted jokes about them all day long

16. Tell Jessica that he wants to run off with her and to meet her in the cottage at midnight give her the directions(duh)

17. When ever he comes near put a scarf around your neck real fast and move away

18. When he comes near you shake garlic in his face

19. For his birthday give him a gift card for a tanning salon

20. Picture your self naked and look at him to see if he's blushig

21. Think dirty thoughts constantly

22. Stab him with a penciel to see if it will go through his skin

23. Through a donut at his head look at it on the ground and say "Are you gonna pick the up."

24. Sniff him and ask him if vampires take showers (I have always wanted to now this I think they do not though)

25. Tell him that Jasper wants to feel Bella

26. Shove a piece of choclate in his mouth than say everyone loves cholate or do you like white chocolate then shove a piece of that in his

mouth

27. Tell Alice that Edward is cleaning out his closet and wants to go on a 4 hour spring shopping

28. When Alice forces him to go into Victoria Secrets call him a pervert

29. Tell him that little girls all over the world are are staying up at night afraid that a sparkle monster(vampire you can see)is watching them including Renesme

30. Keep thinking of things that Bella and Mike Newton do together if the got married

31. On Christmas say to him you have to go to sleep or Santa won't come(cause Santa's just that mean)

32. For his B-day get him a Justin Bieber poster and Album

33. When he tries to leave the room cling on to his leg and say what if a vampire comes and tries to drain me and my blood

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