Parental Issues or How To Give THE TALK to Jack?
Teeheehee, I could not resist! Only a semi-ficlet, more like drabblet. Not really any plot or what so ever.
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North frowned what felt like a hundredth time in a row. He had no idea how Toothiana had talked him to this. Then again, he sort of have the idea. It was more logical to him to give the knowledge than, for example, Tooth herself or MiM forbid it, Bunnymund.
North rubbed his face with a sigh, he had been spacing back and forth behind Jack's bedroom door about an thirty minutes by now. He absentmindedly wondered could there be any change that he could bribe Pitch or really anyone else to do this for him. Except maybe Cupid. He would absolutely not trust this kinda thing to the diaper wearing lust-spreader who always act way too innocent when they happened to meet.
In the end it took about hour more and a glass full of scotch to get North even to knock on Jack's door. And for all the good in the world, he wished, no, nearly prayed that the boy would not be at home. But since anyone of the higher spirit were not in his side at this, Jack opened the door just after the second knock.
The boy scrunched up his eyebrows questioningly before when the big, old man just blushed feverishly before him. He was already ready to call the paramedic yetis when North crumbled "Can we have a talk?". When Jack just nodded, North used all the russian curse words in his head, why could the kid not say that he was in hurry to somewhere to spread chaos and mischief?
After ten minutes of heavy silence between the two males, North finally gave up and sighed.
"Jack. Jackie-boy.. I was informed that it would be time for our to talk about sex."
Jack just shrugged.
"Fine. What do you want to know? I lived through sixties and seventies without any supervision. There is not much that I don't know."
Later North said that it was the kids causality that did send him running out of the room. Whether or not, none of the older guardians tried to talks about sex to Jack after that. It would probably be the very best for each of them mental health anyway.
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I regret nothing.