Songfic 1: Before He Cheats
Pairing: Lily/Joe, Miley/Joe
Song by Carrie Underwood.
Here's the first songfic in "When You Look Me In The Eyes" series. I know, it's not a light note to start out on, but whatever.
Lily Truscott paced angrily in her living room staring at the pink face plate on her phone. She checked her missed calls. None. She checked her last calls. Twenty-Five.
All to him.
She put the phone back in her pocket, grabbed her helmet and book bag and jumped on her skate board, shoving her brother's baseball bat in her book bag. S
She skated until she reached a cute restaurant she had grown to know all to well.
She stopped, got off the board, picking it up and tucking it under her arm and sighing, walking to the window.
Lily grunted in disgust at what she saw. She was right all along.
Joe Jonas was sitting at a back table, very close to a certain blonde popstar and whispering in her ear. Lily stomped her foot angrily.
"How could he? More than that, how could she?" she thought.
She kept watching them until he leaned in and kissed Hannah Montana, or more importantly, Lily's best friend Miley on the lips, Hannah responding as soon as his lips touched hers.
"That tears it." Lily said, dropping all of her stuff. She walked over to Joe's SUV and stared at it. She then got an idea.
She pulled out the key to her house, stared at the shiny silver piece of metal before dragging the edge against the pretty red paint of his car. She walked to the other side and re-did the action.
She put the key back in her pocket and stared at it again, she then walked to the front of the car, lifted up the hood and grabbed the spare key that she knew Joe had secured under it.
She pulled it out, drove it into the keyhole and swung the door open.
"Joe, Joe, Joe, you are a totally drop dead sexy rockstar, but you've got a bad case of boy brain." she said. She dug through the glove compartment until she found what she was looking for.
A pocket knife given to him by his father last Christmas. She glared at it before swinging it open and staring at his off white leather seats.
She took one last look at the perfect interior before carving "LILY" in all caps in the seat. She did it once more in the head rest, and then did it about five times in Miley's seat for dramatic effect.
She was about to put the knife up when she got another quick idea she went outside and sliced a hole in every last one of Joe Jonas' pretty Goodyear tires.
She put the knife into the glove compartment, slid the key back under the hood and sighed.
Her job was almost done.
"One last thing." She sighed, grabbing the bat out of her bag.
She swung it in her hand before grabbing it with both hands. With a mighty grunt, Lily slammed the bat into the headlights, crashing them on impact, setting the car alarm off with a wild boom.
Lily grabbed her skate board, completely forgetting the bat, and ran for her life behind the tall sign for the restaurant.
And on cue, Joe Jonas came hurdling out of the building on the sound of his car alarm, dragging Hannah behind him.
His mouth gaped open in shock as he looked inside as the lights were flashing.
"Lily"