Heyyyyyyyyy everyone, this is my first story so if it sucks, that's why. I love Jeff so why not write a story about him. I do not own any of these characters.

It was a beuatiful night, the stars were perfect, the moon was whiter than snow, and the sky was black but with a blue tint to it. But Sadly for some it might be there last. You wanna know why, you wanna know why, YOU REALLY WANNA KNOW WHY! It because the famous Jeff the Killer found his next victom. This dumbass of a girl left her fucking windows open, eventhough two other people were murdered three days ago. Not by Jeff but still, why? This gave Jeff the perfect chace of going into her room and fucking kill her.

He sneeked out from the oak tree in the backyard went up to the window. And there see was sound a sleep in the pitch black room. He climed into the room lifting up his knife from his pocket. His smile that his permently on his face grew winder.

'It's the perfect murder,' he thought to himself, 'and my frist in years. . .'

We all know know what happpens when something is too good to be true, it crumbles up and breaks into a million pieces! Jeff tripped over his own god damn feet, causing him to crash on the ground and waking her up. And you girls or cranky pants who are reading this know how much you want to kill people who wake you up in the middle of the night.

"Who the hell is there!" she screamed.

"No one," Jeff quietly said. The girl gave him an 'are you fucking kidding me' look.

"GET THE HELL OUT!"

"I will after you go to sleep!"

"I was asleep, but you stupid excuse of a killer," she looked at his newly polished knife and back at him, "woke me up!"

This made Jeff fill with rage only her screaming to death would heal. And so he grab his knife and stabed her 37 times in the chest and thought about eating her hands but thats gross so he didn't, but the little motherfucker was still alive.

"GO TO SLEEP, BITCH!" he screamed at her before he ran out the window. He was running as fast as he could though the branchy forest. Although he wasn't far from he the neighborhood and he wasn't out of breath he stopped when he hear a fermiller voice.

"Who's there?" he whippered hoping for a nother victom.

"Dude, it's like just me. . ."

"Dammit Ben, How many more times until you stop doing that!"

"Until, it gets old man," Ben said while coming out behind the tree, "so did you do it."

"Hell yeah I did," Jeff screamed out like a little girl. Slendy, his teacher, wouldn't let him out to the other side because Jeff make everything five times harder than it should be. And you know if Jeff doesn't kill what's the piont in being named Jeff the killer?

Ben then said, "come on man let's get out of here before slendly finds out, man. . ."

And as they walked down to the Earth well, Ben jumped. He tuged on Jeff's hoddie and said, "Jeff did you here that man?" The two demons looked around nothing.

"Ben, did you take too many drugs or something? I don't here anything."

"Oh, of corse balm it on the drugs." Ben whimpered like a bitch about. Then the bushes stated to move. A young woman about their age came out.

"Why, hello Jeff," said she.

"Oh god why!?" Jeff cried out, he couldn't believe who it was.

So good, bad, so bad you want to thow your computer out the window and never see it again?