Riaken: this is for all you toshiro and matsumoto fans
Toshiro: aren't I supposed to be in love with momo
Riaken: not in my fanfic dude
Toshiro: but this is pedofilism!
Riaken: I don't even think that's a word
Toshiro: Which proves my point
Matsumoto: aren't you attracted to me toshiro-kun?
Toshiro blushes
Riaken: I know I am, any why…on with the story!!
Toshiro and Matsumoto's Day Off
A small boy with white hair just got back from doing squad ten's paper work. There have been increasing number of hallow attacks in Soul Society and the real world, not only in Ichigo's home town, but all over. Squad ten has been the one's to take care of these attacks so they have been the most active squad of all the 13 squads. A busty orange haired chick walks into the office and throws her self on the only couch of the office. "Rangiku, did you kill the hollows in Rukongai?" The orange haired chick identified as Matsumoto Rangiku, lazily turned her head to her head to her captain. With a disturbing look she opened her mouth.
"HUH???" she said creepily. Creped out, the white headed boy reluctantly repeated his self.
" D-Did you t-take care of the h-h-hollow?" She sighed a heavy sigh.
" The hollow was taken care of captain Hitsugaya."
' Did she actually address me formally?!'
"sorry, I meant to say Toshiro-kun" Matsumoto said with a giggle. Toshiro's face dropped in disappointment.
"MATSUMOTO!!! Stop calling me that. I'M YOUR CAPTAIN! ADDRESS ME WITH RESPECT!" Matsumoto fell off the couch in surprise. Squad ten which was relaxing in there buildings lounge were confused as to what was going on up stairs.
" I'm sorry Toshiro-kun, would you like to feel my chest?" Matsumoto begin to pull down her shirt to tease her captain. Toshiro started to blush profoundly.
"MATSUMOTO!!!" Meanwhile a tiny black butterfly, also known as a hell butterfly was on it's way to squad ten's quarters.
"WHAT??!! " Yelled a self-proclaimed handsome devil from squad 11. "How the hell do they get the day off and we have to work?"
"Stop your complaining and shut the hell up Yumichika!" demanded the strong voiced man listening to Yumichika's whining. He stood up from his seat, on his back showed a kanji for '11'. "We of squad eleven pride our selves for our strength. So we don't get a break! Stop your whining and get over it! Your making me sick." Yumichika let out a heavy sigh and dropped to the floor.
"Yes, captain Kenpachi! I understand…"
"Heh, Yumichika you've seemed to have lost your touched!" said what seemed to be a gleam of light from a dark corner.
"I-ikkaku! Is that you? Your bald head is blinding me!" said Yumichika placing his hands in front of his eyes.
Ikkaku jumped out of the corner, striking him over the top of the head. "What was that? You trying to start something pretty boy?!" Ikkaku yelled in Yumichika's ear.
"Owww, That is way you will never be beautiful like me!" Ikkaku punched Yumichika across his head again.
"What was that Pretty boy?!"
"Street rat!"
"HOMO!"
"PUNK!"
"MUSCLE BOUND IDOIT!!!"
"WILL YOU BOTH SHUT THE HELL UP!" screamed Kenpachi loudly as he grabbed both Ikkaku and Yumichika by there outfits and tossed them both at a wall. Yumichika was dazed as Ikkaku slowly raised to his feet rubbing his head. His head felt heavy. As he rubbed it he felt a silky substance.
"H-hair? I have hair!" he pulled it down in front of his head to see that it was pink. As he looked on in confusion his head started to feel strangely moist. He then position his eyes up to faintly see Lieutenant Yachiru of squad eleven slobbering on his head. She seemed like she was trying to fit it in her mouth. "W-what the hell?! Get off me you tiny FREAK!"
"buat lore head paste peally bood!" Yachiru said, still slobbering on Ikkaku's head.
"We can't even understand what you're saying! Get off!" He yelled as he flung backwards to smash her into the wall. She then kicked off his shoulders and did a few acrobatics and gracefully landed on Kenpachi's shoulder on one foot. This caused Ikkaku to crash head first into the wall behind him.
" Kenny, what's wrong with Baldy?" Yachiru said confused. She was completely dumb struck.
"If you ask me, all that slobber was an improvement!" Yumichika said on the sly.
"I'LL SHOW YOU AN IMPROVEMENT!" Yelled Ikkaku as he sprung at the pretty boy, drawing his sword. As he chased down Yumichika Kenpachi started to shake his head in disappointment.
"Damn idiots!"
As the Hell butterfly flew through the window and landed on Matsumoto's finger. "Well, this is strangely surprising. Please recite the Message Matsumoto!
"Yes Captain!" Matsumoto cleared her throat and proceeded to recite the message, "By order of Captains Shigekuni Yamamoto-Genryūsai of squad one, Byakuya Kuchiki of squad six,Shunsui Kyōraku of squad eight and finally Jushirō Ukitake it has been voted on that…" Matsumoto's eyes instantly lit up upon taking in the last line of the message. " That Captain Toshiro Hitsugaya and Lieutenant Rangiku Matsumoto take a break from there duties to relax in the real world from excessive extermination of Hallows." Happily Rangiku pounce on Toshiro, as they both fell to the floor with a loud 'THUMP'!
Members of squad ten once again looking at the ceiling wondering, "WHAT THE HELL ARE THEY DOING UP THERE?" Rangiku was rubbing her cheeks against Toshiro's. Her chest rubbing against his. She had him in a clomp of death.
"Matsumoto…let…go! Can't… breathe!" He said as he raised his hand, gasping for air. When she let go he laid on the floor breathing heavily.
"Isn't this great Toshiro-kun?!"
"Well it will be nice, but who will replace us?
"Well…"
"What the hell do you mean we and take over for squad ten!? Yelled Yumichika.
" Ikkaku, you, Rukia and I will be taking over for squad ten!" said a red haired guy.
"RENJI! You can't be all right with this !"
"I'm not but it was arranged by the captains of squad one, six, eight, and thirteen!"
" SON OF A BIT…"
"… Don't worry, it's covered!" said Matsumoto back in Toshiro's office.
" but…"
"Stop worrying! We'll leave effective… NOW!" Matsumoto said grabbing Toshiro's arm and rushing out of the office.
" Wait, were are we gonna go?"
"Let's go somewhere in Kyoto!"
"K-Kyoto!" Toshiro said shocked at Rangiku's response. Meanwhile, back in the real world was stood a orange haired teen male, a busty female, two other males, in which one was tanned skin with his hair covering his eyes and the other in glasses with light skin. There also stood a cat on top of the orange haired male's shoulder. Next to him was a slender man in a hat and clogs. Behind him stood a red haired boy and black haired girl. Behind the orange haired male stood two girls. One with a cap and shorts, the other in a blouse. All at an airport.
"Ichigo… were are we going again?" said the girl in the blouse as she tugged on the orange head's arm.
"Yeah Ichigo! You haven't told us anything yet! We're your sisters, we deserve to know." said the other in the cap. The orange head now identified as Ichigo turned his head two look at the two girls.
" Karin, Yuzu… don't worry about it! I won't let you down." The one in glasses stepped up.
"They're right Ichigo! You haven't even told us anything."
"Come on Ishida ! You don't trust me"
"Well… you have been known to be unreliable in the past!" said the one in glasses who has also been identified. "Isn't that right Sado!" said Ishida to the tan skinned male.
"It's true…" said sado.
"Oh come on, Chad!" said Ichigo. "Do you agree Orihime?" He said to the busty girl.
"Well… I…ummm!" she never replied. She just scratched the back of the head and laughed nervously.
"What about you Yourichi, Hat 'n clogs? He said looking at the cat and the man in…well, you know.
"Well Ichigo… I agree with the others!" said the cat in a deep voice.
"Yourichi!!!" Ichigo said tearing.
"What about you Urahara?" Asked the cat to the only man of the group.
" I have no comment! Ask Jinta and Tessai!" He said pointing to the two kids behind him!"
"Do you even have to ask?" said the read haired boy, also known as Jinta. "We wanna know to!" The black haired girl who by now you should realize is the one by the name of Tessai, shook her head in agreement. Ichigo was now in a corner sulking.
"Fine, sense you guys want to ruin the surprise! If you must know I won a prize for me and all my friends to go on a vacation!"
"That doesn't answer our question!" Karin said kicking Ichigo in the ankles. "So, were are we going?" Ichigo stood up and clinched one of his fist and in a proud voice he said, " WE ARE GOING TO KYOTO!" He said as a plane flew by over head.
To be continued…