So this story is one of those random plot bunnies that chomps down and does not let go until you write it down.
The way this is written you have to imagine everything that isn't actually dialogue as dialogue, because Duo is technically saying it (does that even make sense… anywho). Also the grammar is not up to perfection because it's written the way I see Duo talking.
On with the story.
Once upon a time there was a sad little rich boy, Kitty-Quat Winner was his name, and he was prolly one of the richest people in the whole universe. Now if he's so fantastically rich why on earth would he be so sad, you may ask. The answer to that question is simple enough….
"Yes Duo do tell us why am I so sad?" little Kitty-Quat asked sounding slightly POed at his wunnerful narrator.
Anyways as I was saying before I was so rudely interrupted. Little Kitty-Quat is sad simply because he had issues with his masculinity.
"WHAT ON ALL THE COLONIES ARE YOU GOING ON ABOUT!!!" Kitty-Quat yelled at little old moi.
I am going on about how you felt emasculated and were sad because of it. Then again who wouldn't feel emasculated having twenty-nine sisters. I mean seriously did your parents do nothing but have sex?
"DUO I do not need to be thinking about my parents doing…. THAT!!!!" Awwww Kitty-Quat's angry at me again.
What was I saying… I keep getting distracted by all the chatter going on… Quatre.
Ahhh yes, Kitty feeling like less of a man. He decided that to make up for the lack of masculinity by becoming… DUN DUN DUN a GUNDAM PILOT!!!!!!!!!!! Woo!
Why a gundam pilot you may ask? Because gundam pilots are the smexiest, coolest, most amazing guys in the whole wide universe.
"Sorry Duo, but I kind of need to steal Quatre away from your story," said the one eyed wonder aka Trowa Barton, mister sexy-pants Cyclops himself.
Why would he want to take little Kitty-Quat away though?
"Because I need him for a mission. And it kind of needs to be done or OZ will be on our tails and far closer than I think any of us are comfortable with them being." Uni-bang boy explains.
So be it that little Kitty-Quat must go. He must go and be the wunnerful gundam pilot that he is and save our hides from the evil Ozzies who want to eat our faces!
With that said little Kitty-Quat and Tro-Tro the clown left to save the universe and annoy the pants off of Oz.
"MAXWELL STOP WITH THE STUPID NARRATION. WE KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENING!!!!!!!!!" Ahah a new character enters our play.
The one and only Justice Lad, proclaimer of all things unjust, warrior of the righteous and general woman hater, also known as
CHANG WUFEI!!!!!!
"Maxell I asked you to stop. You will regret not doing so." He said with teeth clenched and glaring a most hateful glare.
Though I must say it is nothing compared to Heero the perfect soldier Yuy, King monosyllables and the one person to whom the line 'if looks could kill' really does apply. Now there is a glare you do not want to be on the other side of.
Wu-bear continued seething, basking silently in his own personal gloom.
Oh and look another player has entered the scene.
It is of course the last of our players, Hee-chan the manly man.
"Duo, what are you doing? Wufei looks like an overripe tomato." Good lord, more than one syllable what has the world come to!!!!
"He's narrating….. EVERYTHING!!!!! And he won't stop!" Wu-bear continued to seeth.
"Duo, stop." Heero asked of our wonderful, amazing narrator. Why would we want him to stop, no one would know what was going on and where would the world be without that glory.
"Duo, stop or I WILL cut your braid off."
Uhh a legitimate threat.
The End.
Well I hope you enjoyed that utter silliness as much as I enjoyed writing it!