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Lelouch Lamperouge was making fun of some random people outside while eating expired candy. He said "This is a wonderful morning."

C. C. said "Hi Lelouch. There's something that we should talk about."

Lelouch replied "I agree with you on that. We need to talk about this guy that's outside. His shirt is so bad. It's full of food stains."

C. C. said "Sweetie we have more important things to talk about than a random guy's shirt."

Lelouch replied "But I have lots of comments about the shirt that I feel I must say."

C. C. sighed and said "Meet me in the living room after you're doing judging the random guy and his shirt."

Lelouch replied "Okay."

20 minutes later Lelouch finished making comments about the random guy and went into the living room. Lelouch asked "What's going on?"

C. C. said "Well we agreed to start dating a week ago and we haven't actually gone on a date yet."

Lelouch replied "We see each other every day."

C. C. said "But we're roommates so we always see each other."

Lelouch said "Then everyday should count as a date."

C. C. replied "If you count all the days we've seen each other in a row as dates we'd probably be married by now."

Lelouch said "I guess that means we have to go on a silly date and have a goofy time together."

C. C. replied "Yes, but that probably isn't the right way to describe it."

Lelouch said "Well I don't know that much about dates. They seem like absurd and wacky events where people dress in weird outfits and do insane dancing."

C. C. replied "Dates aren't as loopy as you make them sound. We'll have a pleasant and fun time together despite all the antics you'll probably accidentally cause."

Lelouch said "Okay. When do you want to go on a date?"

C. C. replied "Tomorrow. I'll put the address in your coat pocket so you don't forget where we'll meet up."

Lelouch said "Alright. I'll see you tomorrow which seems like a weird thing to announce since I see you everyday."

A few minutes later Lelouch met up with Suzaku Kururugi and said "I have my first date with C. C. tomorrow."

Suzaku replied "Then it seems like you're going to have a good day tomorrow."

Lelouch said "I'm not completely sure about that. Dates are so wacky and loopy."

Suzaku replied "You have a odd habit of making normal events sound like crazy stuff. You told me I was crazy when I had healthy food."

Lelouch said "That was such an absurd thing to eat. Start eating stuff that actually has flavor. Should I dress fancy to the date?"

Suzaku replied "Of course."

Lelouch said "I was hoping that I could wear my pajamas or sweatpants."

Suzaku replied "That wouldn't be fancy enough."

Meanwhile C. C. called Empress Marianne. C. C. said "My first date with Lelouch is tomorrow."

Empress Marianne replied "It's closer to being your ninety fifth date with him."

C. C. said "Lelouch and I haven't dated before. You assume that we're practically married."

Marianne replied "You've gushed about him since shortly after you met him."

C. C. said "Well this is my first real date with Lelouch."

Marianne replied "Okay. You can go on with your exaggerated version of reality my future daughter."

C. C. angrily said "I've told you hundreds of times to not call me your future daughter."

Marianne replied "Well then marry Lelouch."

C. C. said "Not yet."

Marianne replied "Okay. I'll ask again next week."

C. C. said "I wouldn't be ready that fast."

Marianne replied "No offense intended future daughter, but you and Lelouch are quite slow."

C. C. said "I should stop asking you for advice."

Marianne replied "But I'm going to be your mommy someday soon."

The next day Lelouch stated walking to the fancy restaurant where he and C. C. planned on having their first date. Lelouch wore a fancy black suit. Lelouch walked for a few miles, because he forgot that he had a car. By the time he remembered he had a car he felt he was too far away to walk back home so he decided to get a ride from a taxi cab.

Several minutes later Lelouch arrived at the restaurant. The restaurant owner said "Greetings sir. Can I take your coat?"

Lelouch said "No you can't steal my coat you sneaky robber. However I do admire a robber that asks his victims permission to rob so I kind of like you."

The owner replied "I was offering to put your coat on the coat rack."

Lelouch said "Then you shouldn't of pretended like you were going to steal my coat. I'll just keep the coat on."

The owner asked "Do you have a reservation?"

Lelouch said "My girlfriend made one for me. She's a beautiful woman with green hair and she's obsessed with pizza. I'll go find her." Lelouch looked around the restaurant for a few minutes. C. C. found Lelouch and showed him their table. C. C. was wearing a fancy white suit.

C. C. replied "You're kind of late."

Lelouch said "I forgot to bring my car. I got a taxi ride from a taxi driver who reminded me of a Oscar winning actor. Either way he was quite a fearless leader."

C. C. replied "You look really charming today."

Lelouch said "I look awesome everyday."

C. C. replied "Yes, but on dates people say stuff like that."

Lelouch said "Okay. You look super hot."

C. C. replied "That's not a very romantic way of wording it."

Lelouch said "I guess comparing you to a heater isn't very cool."

The waiter asked "What do you two weirdos want tonight?"

Lelouch said "I want chicken and fries and she always wants like a dozen pizzas."

The waiter asked "Do you want anything to drink?"

Lelouch and C. C. said "Soda."

The waiter replied "Okay weirdos."

Lloyd Asplund walked up to Lelouch and C. C. and said "I have a favor that I want you to take care of for me."

C. C. asked "What do you want Earl of Pudding?"

Lloyd said "When it's time to order dessert order some pudding for me."

Lelouch replied "But if we ordered pudding we'd have to pay for it."

Lloyd said "Yeah. I want you to buy pudding for me."

Lelouch replied "No. You're the fun loving, but sneaky Earl of Pudding." Lloyd ran away.

C. C. said "I admit that it's pretty exciting to finally be on a date with you. I've waited for this day for months."

Lelouch replied "Wow. You really like me."

C. C. said "Well I probably wouldn't want to date you if I didn't love you."

Lelouch replied "Wow. You're really smart."

C. C. said "I think you're the most handsome guy in the whole world."

Lelouch replied "I agree that I'm the handsomest guy ever."

A few minutes later the waiter said "Here's your silly food you weirdos."

Lelouch started eating his dinner while C. C. gobbled down pizza. Lelouch said "You eat faster than the average bear."

C. C. replied "I probably eat too fast."

Lelouch said "Well waiting for people to finish eating is super boring so you're my hero tonight."

A few minutes later Lelouch and C. C. finished eating. Lelouch said "You ate like four pizzas tonight."

C. C. replied "I'm full."

The waiter said "I'll take your plates away you weirdos."

Lelouch whispered "I'm not going to give that weird waiter a tip."

After Lelouch and C. C. paid for the dinner the manager asked "Was the waiter good?"

Lelouch said "Well he lacked manners and mocked the customers so I'm not liking him that much so far."

Lelouch and C. C. walked outside. C. C. said "Since I brought my car we can ride home together."

After Lelouch and C. C. got into the car Lelouch said "I hope that you had an okay night."

C. C. replied "It was a wonderful night. I feel delighted that I finally got to go on a date with you. It was sweet and fun."

Lelouch said "I love you. I'm sorry. I shouldn't of said such a crazy thing."

C. C. replied "We're dating now so you can love me."

Lelouch jokingly said "I was worried that I had to have mixed feelings about my girlfriend."

C. C. replied "I love you." C. C. kissed Lelouch. Lelouch blushed. C. C. said "That's cute."

Lelouch stubbornly said "I'm not blushing. I spilt random stuff on my face that turned it into blush colors."

After the date was over C. C. got a call. C. C. asked "What's happening?"

Emperor Charles said "Even though I can't stand my son Marianne has forced me to ask what his silly date was like. Did you two have a goofy time together?"

C. C. replied "It was a lovely night. Sweetest night I've had all year."

Marianne said "Now that you've admitted your feelings you and Lelouch can finally get engaged."

C. C. said "Lelouch and I aren't ready for that."

Marianne replied "I'll ask again after your next date future daughter." C. C. facepalmed.