Levi was laying flat on his back on his soft bed, looking up at the white ceiling above him, trying to lull himself to sleep. He said goodnight to Joseph an hour ago, yet here he was, his eyes open wide. The only reason he couldn't sleep was that of the damn noises he was hearing, presumably coming from Joseph's… "emergency room", as Joseph had called it. Levi remembered that Edwin had to get surgery since he was shot in the chest during a gunfight.
Groaning, he turned over on his side.
He was so tempted to just jump out of his bed, storm out of his room, trample all the way over to the emergency room, and interrupt the surgery by slamming pots and pans together.
So that's exactly what he did.
He hopped out of bed and strode over to the kitchen, grabbing two frying pans by their cold, black handles and taking them off of their hooks on the pot-pan rack.
As he walked over to the emergency room, he could hear violent scraping noises and sounds that sounded like they were coming out of a huge ass drill. The sound got louder and louder as he approached the door with the two frying pans in his hands. Right when he got in front of the door, though, he stopped dead in his tracks.
The drill noises stopped, and the scraping noises followed with it, leaving the area around Levi in complete and utter silence.
Suddenly, a voice began to speak.
"Is this good, Boss?" it said.
"A-ah… I… yes, it's fine," another voice replied.
Oh shit.
Levi recognized those voices.
It was fucking Joseph and Edwin!
"I'll take that as a yes," Joseph laughed.
Suddenly, Levi heard wheels scrape against the floor, creating a weird noise that sounded like a cat being whacked with a bat. "Ah!" Joseph cried out. "Boss, that's cheating!"
Well, scratch that.
It was Joseph fucking Edwin!
Levi almost burst out laughing at this realization. Just to tease Joseph and Edwin, Levi quickly but quietly made his way to the front door of the house and opened it, then slammed it shut. "I'M HOME!" he shouted.
He quickly ran over to the door to the emergency room and instantly heard Joseph gasp, "Was that Levi?"
"I… I think so," Edwin stuttered.
"He didn't tell us he was going to go somewhere!"
"W-wait, think about it… Levi never says that when he comes back from a place."
"Oh, that doesn't matter! Boss, we have t-"
"Yo, are you guys done with the surgery?" Levi interrupted, bursting through the door to the emergency room.
And at the sight he saw, he dropped the frying pans.
Joseph had the rim of Edwin's shirt in his left hand, which was pulled up. His right hand, on the other hand, was on Edwin's chest. They also seemed to have been making out, since their faces were so close to each other.
"H-hey, Levi," Joseph said, forcing a laugh.
"H-hello Levi," Edwin said, also forcing a laugh.
"What… what the f-... what were you guys…," Levi couldn't finish his sentence because he was too busy laughing his ass off.
Edwin and Joseph had a bit of explaining to do afterwards.