Disclaimer - I, unfortunately, do not own the Twilight series or Edward. They are property of my hero, Stephenie Meyer. I also, unfortunately do not happen to own a yellow porsche 911 turbo...although I most certainly hope to in the future. : )

From my room I heard Alice's jumbled thoughts. They were too rushed for me to understand completely. Oh my god...can't wait...out...excited...EMMETT! ...but Bella...oh and Edward...YAY! so cute

"Bella, love, I think we should go downstairs, Alice just got home." I said as I lifted her carefully off my lap and set her on the floor.

"Oh, yay!" she exclaimed. Bella was always glad to see Alice...unless my pixie-like sister had some shopping scheme up her sleeve, or had planned a makeover session.

Scooping my angel up in my arms, I flew down the stairs to the living room where Alice, Emmett, and Jasper were already assumed, kneeling in a small circle in the living room.

"Isn't he cute?" Alice said, her voice full of mush.

"Aww. Who a cute little puppy? You are! Oh, yes you are!" Emmet said scooping up a little ball of fur in his huge hands.

"Aww. . . look at him and his cute little puppy face. . ." Jasper said. And then a stream of baby language poured from his mouth.

"ARG! You guys! Look at what your emotions do to me!"

"Alice! You got a puppy!?" Bella exclaimed as she ran to join the circle around the creature. "He's so cute!"

"GAWD! More gooey emotions!" Jasper let out a mangled cry. "I'm going to stand by Edward." He declared. "He's giving off more pleasant emotions. Ah yes. . .hostility and frustration, oh jealousy too! I much prefer those to this ooey-gooey nonsense!" Jasper stood next to me, eyes close, breathing in my unpleasant emotions.

"Don't you like the puppy Edward?" Bella asked, sticking out her bottom lip. She took the puppy from Emmet's arms and walked over to me.

It was so hard to resist her when she made that face. "I don't like dogs." I mumbled.

Esme, having overheard most of our conversation, entered the room. "Edward." She said. It's a dog not a wolf. "But Esme," I tried to interrupt. No buts Edward. It'll make Bella happy. You know she misses Jacob. I growled unconsciously at the mention of his name. Bella looked up at me at the sound of my growling. I stopped, knowing she would sense something wrong.

"Sorry, Bella." I said realising that Bella could only hear half of the conversation.

"Bring the puppy back here, Bella." Alice called still kneeling on the floor, with Emmett. With a long look at me, Bella turned away and brought it back, where Alice, Bella, and Emmett continued their gooey, affectionate behaviour. I almost felt nauseous.

Jasper, I noticed, was rocking back and forth on the couch, were he battled with the emotions in the room. Cute little puppy! Oh stop it Jasper! So cute! Be a man!

"Edward. I understand how you feel about Jacob, but it's just a puppy. It won't do any harm." Esme continued. "Now go over there and . . ." Suddenly she stopped. Looking over my shoulder at Bella, Alice, Emmett and the puppy.

"Ew." Emmett said, who was holding the puppy, and had yellow liquid pouring down his shirt onto the carpet.

"GET IT OUT!" Esme shrieked. "NOT ON MY WHITE CARPET! GET IT OUT BEFORE I KILL IT!"

"You know, Esme." I said, suddenly feeling optimistic. "Having a puppy might actually be quite entertaining."

REVIEW PLEASE!

Although I have written many fanfics this is the first I have ever actually published. Review please! I'd like some feedback, but please be nice.

I haven't decided if I should leave this a oneshot, or continue it. I have a few ideas...let me know what you think