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"Talking"

Snipe hunt

Beady black eyes blinked back at squinty blue ones.

"Mr. Fredrickson! I caught the snipe!" Russil said bursting with pride.

"That's not a snipe, that's a Snape!" The man yelled "Come back when you find the bird." The door slammed leaving the pair on the porch (one scowling and being held by the sleeve.)

"Ooooh, so its a bird.." the boy said looking down thoughtfully.

"5 points from Gryffindor." Snape spat shacking his sleeve free and stalking away.


AN: This was stupid. I admit it. Way too short (as usual), and not really funny at all.. (+ a day late)

O well. I'm pretty much just writing whatever pops in my head at this point. K that's what I've been doing from the start (witch is why I'm really bad at updating) but whatever.

AN is almost as long as the story...review?