Dr. Phloxs Denobulan Dildo
The medbay was filled with the juicy noise of penetration. Dr. Phlox had been experimenting on a new sex toy to keep the crew pleased while on their long journey.
"Ah yes, this false dick fits the bill quite adequately." Said the Denobulan as a rubber phallus was rammed up a crew members' anus.
Not only was it a tri-tiped pleasure tool, it had a micro-flesh-pocket plane built in that could be adjusted to any pussy possible. All with the push of a few buttons, one could have a tight Asian pussy to a warm, west swampy obese cunt.
"Phlox, is this really necessary?" Said Archer. As the captain of the ship, he had to approve of the final product, less it be launched out the chute-bay. Archer fury-fucked the toy on Romulan pussy setting and shot hot Starfleet sperm all over. Dr Phlox giggled as he crammed one up his ass.
"Great job Dr. I could really get into this! I think I'll keep it on my nightstand." Archer bolted out of the medbay due to a Red Alert. A busty pirate Bajoran ship had attacked the Enterprise. They demanded 600 bars of gold pressed latinum. Since Starfleet didn't meet the big eared niggers until later, they had no idea what the fuck they were talking about.
"Fire all lasers and torpedoes, full blast. No compromise!" Archer fist bumped the weapons officer as he said "To infinity and beyond!" The bajooran ship was utterly massacred. The bridge crew celebrated by gathering in a circle, whipping out their Phlox Cocks and schlicking out a quickie. *FTFTFTFTFTFTFTFTFTFTFTFTF SPPPLAAAAT*
"Captain, Starfleet would like us to ship them some dicks with amazon space prime 2 day shipping!" Exclaimed T'Pol.
T'pol was walking around in a thong. She thought it necessary to adapt human culture. Every one that she walked by slapped her ass cheek. A lucky pizza delivery guy on set who was in the right place at the right time during filming was grabbed by T'pol. She said "I need to learn more, cum with me." She went into a jeffreys tube with the pizza guy and hopped on his cock, pounding it furiously. Suddenly she grew fangs and bit him in the neck! "Aaahhhghghghgblblrbrb!" Blood squirted everywhere and the fork-tongued T'pol smiled in sexual, bloody deviance. She pushed the sperm out her meat wallet and wrote "Fuck jews" on the hall monitor.