"Let's do it lolololololol," said Schmidt in a Jonah Hill way to Captain Dickinson's daughter.

"Yeah lolololololololol," she said.

WHEN SUDDENLY

Captain Dickinson kicked the door down in a mighty fury and shouted:

"Get ready to die you son of a bitch!"

"Shit lololololololol, I don't wanna die today, i need to lose weight again," exclaimed Schmidt

Captain dickinson got a bat and started to brutally beat him from all angles with the bat.

"I don't need this," he said as the threw the bat down, "i'll use my fists," he added.

Schmidt got up into a fighting stance. As a crane he was ready to get his ass kicked by Captain Dickinson.

Captain Dickinson got a fury of punches off before kicking him into the wall. But he wasn't done yet, He charged toward him and began to bash his head into the wall until the other side was visible.

Schmidt was only getting started, he ended a burst of punches to Captain Dickinson's face the a low sweep knocking him down.

BUT

Captain Dickinson was no novice to martial arts so he read his movements and dodged flawlessly. While in mid air he kicked Schmidt to his left side.

Schmidt got his feet on the ground to stop the force after he as kicked.

"He's fast," said Schmidt, "but..."

Schmidt leaped up and landed a kick on Captain Dickinson: while it was blocked, Captain Dickinson was knocked several feet back.

Before Captain Dickinson even stopped moving Schmidt had already ran forward and got a uppercut in on Captain Dickinson's upper abdomen.

He Punch his face twice with such strength it felt as if he was getting he hit by balls of metal.

"Impossible," shouted Captain Dickinson.

"This is my final form lolololololololololol," shouted Schmidt, ready to use his final move.

He charged towards him preparing to punch.

"I'll never dodge in time," said Captain Dickinson.

Then he realized, he was a martial arts master.

He crouched down then swept his left leg into Schmidt's torso kicking him 10 feet to his right where he continued to roll after hitting the ground.

"That guy..." said Schmidt as he tried to get up.

However, Captain Schmidt was already standing besides him covered in blood.

Looking down at him, with blood dripping down his face, he said:

"DIE!"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO lolololololololololololol," screamed Schmidt as he accepted his fate.

He then punched his face exactly 50 times, killing Schmidt.

He lets out a 'tsk' then spits on the ground besides him before walking away.