Okay, when I was younger, we played with our Bionicles a lot before we gave them away, and inspired me to make my own Harry Potter/Bionicle characters. Starring:
OC character: Vaku as Harry Potter (Ta-Matoran)
Tehutti (from the books) as Ron Weasley (Onu-Matoran)
Hahli (from Mask of Light) as Hermione Granger (Ga-Matoran)
Orkahm (from the books) as Neville Longbottom (Le-Matoran)
Takanuva (from Mask of Light) as Albus Dumbledore (Light Toa, formally Takua)
Whenua (from Legends of Metru-Nui) as Severus Snape (Earth Toa)
Makuta (Obviously) from everywhere as Lord Voldemort (Shadow Master)
We shall start with Toa Swears. Enjoy! :)
Rated PG-13, for language and boyish attitude
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Vaku: Guys! Professor Takanuva posted a list of words that were banned from Metalwarts! I didn't know Toa had swears!
Hahli: Of course they do, Vaku. They are called Toa Swears.
Tehutti: Ooh! Like Cauldron Bum!
Vaku: Really? That's adorable!
Hahli: Oh, there are some worse than that! Read some, Vaku!
Vaku: Let's see here: Son of a Banshee. That's useful!
Hahli: Swish and Flicker! That's my favorite!
(Enter Whenua, clears throat)
Whenua: Do my ears detect foul mouthedness?
Hahli: Oh, no, Professor Wh-
Vaku (interrupts): Makuta's bolt!
Whenua: Excuse me?!
Hahli: Vaku!
Whenua: I refuse to have this filth spewed in my presence, Mr. Vaku. 500,000 points from Gryffindor!
Tehutti: Dragon Bogies (All stare at him)
Vaku (whispering): Everybody run. (raises voice) Expecto Patronads!
(All run off)
Whenua: *sigh* rabble rousers.
(trio giggle)
Vaku: Oh, that was fun. Oh, hi Orkahm.
(Orkahm enters)
Orkahm: Hello Vaku, Tehutti, and Hahli. What's up, guys?
Tehutti: We're saying magical naughty words like, Jiggery Pokery!
Orkahm (gasps): My grandmother forbids me from using wraunchy language!
Vaku: Well, your grandmother is a Blast Ended Skank!
(Orkahm loudly gasps)
Hahli: He doesn't mean it, Orkahm. He's just testing out some Toa Swears.
Vaku: I mean every word I ever say, ever, because I am Vaku (Thunderclap)
Orkahm: I'm telling Professor Takanuva
Tehutti: You're such a BroomHead.
Orkahm: B-but this is against the rules!
Vaku (corners Orkahm): I can't let you do this, Orkahm.
Orkahm: Oh no, no? I don't want to swear, my grandmother doesn't want me to swear!
Vaku: Are you a Gryffindor or not, Orkahm?
Orkahm: I am a Gryffindor, but-
Vaku: Try it then. Here's the list, say anything! (holds out list to him)
Orkahm (stutters)
Hahli: You can do it, Orkahm!
Orkahm: Pohatu's Back Quack!
Hahli and Tehutti: Yay!
Vaku: You sicken me!
Orkahm: B-but it was on the list!
Vaku: Pohatu is ten times the Bionicle you'll ever be, Orkahm!
(Orkahm cowers)
Vaku: Leave Metalwarts, Orkahm. And never come back!
(Orkahm leaves)
Hahli and Tehutti: Yay!
Hahli: You're quite the hallian today, Vaku
Tehutti: Yeah, you rife with boyish attitude!
Vaku: Hey, let's do a prank call! (Holds up phone and dials number)
Makuta: Lord Makuta speaking!
Vaku: Gukkou Bird taint!
(All giggle)
Makuta: What? You Matoran! If I ever find out who's calling me I will call the Toa school and you will go to Toa jail and I'll kill you because I'm Makuta...
Whenua: There they are, Headmaster.
(Trio gasp)
Makuta: So stop calling!
Takanuva: Professor Whenua would like to have a word with you, children!
Hahli: Oh, Unicorn Turds
Whenua: That is exactly the sort of vulgarity that i want to eradicate from the distinguished halls of Metalwarts. The traditions of this school must be upheld and respected. The founders surely would...
Vaku: Mugglef(Bleep)Trolls(bleep) Whenua!
Whenua: WHAT?!
Vaku: You Floppy-Wanded Dementor Boggerer!
(Silence)
Tehutti: Krekka's Sock!
Whenua: Takanuva, I URGE you to expel these monsters!
Takanuva: Oh, Whenua, let them have their flapdoodle-
Whenua: But you were the one who banned those words in the first place!
Takanuva: Why, I don't even remember five minutes ago. Back to your skulking.
(Whenua leaves)
Hahli: Oh, thank you so much, Professor Takanuva!
Takanuva: Alas! You're welcome!
Vaku: Takanuva, you're extremely old, right?
Takanuva: Why yes!
Vaku: Do you know any super ancient, lost to the ages, olden times Toa Swears?
Takanuva: Ah, well, there is one...
Tehutti: I want to hear it!
Takanuva: The Elder Swear. You must never repeat it to anyone!
Hahli: Oh, we won't, Professor.
Takanuva: Here it is! (Inhales) Your mother is a (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep)-ing (Bleep) lorem ipsum (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) Admitumvenium (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) treguna (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) hippopotamus (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) republican (Bleep) (Bleep)-ing Daniel Radcliffe (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) with a bucket of (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) in a castle far away where no one can hear you (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) soup (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) with a bucket of (Bleep) (Bleep) Mickey Mouse (Bleep) (Bleep) with a stick of dynamite (Bleep) magical (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) Alakazam!
(Silence for three seconds)
Tehutti:...Wow!
Takanuva: Now you know. You must never EVER repeat it, okay?
Vaku: We promise, sir.
(A few minutes later, they repeat it to Orkahm)
Vaku, Tehutti, and Hahli: Your mother is a (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep)-ing (Bleep) lorem ipsum (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) Admitumvenium (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) treguna (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) (Bleep) hippopotamus-
THE END
I hope you enjoyed it, it was my first script-formed fanfic based on both Bionicle and Harry Potter.