Hi there! This is a joke I heard of. Except I kinda changed it…..a bit…oaky okay okay!Not a bit. Anyways, because it's a joke, its pretty short……but from what I've heard…its funny!So I hope you enjoy this!
And please please please (begging on hands and knees) review!
The Joke Of The Day
(Written on June 25, 2001)
Li was sitting at home, staring at the ceiling. He sighed deeply and thought out loud, "At times like these, I almost hate Saturdays. Theres nothing to do!" He sighed deeply again. "Well….I mine as well go take a walk and get an ice crean sundae." So Li stood up, jumpd off the bed, lockd the door to his apartment, and started walking to the ice cream shop. He walked and whistled and walked and whistled and wal….well….you get the idea. So, he was walking and he saw an apple lying on the ground. He picked and threw it into a dark alley thinking "What harm could it do?"
All of a sudden, a guy suddenly hopped out of the alley clutching his foot. "Ow Ow Ow Ow Ow Ow!You nearly broke my leg kid!" "Sorry sir I'm so sorry!" And with that, Li ran home.
Eriol was walking to the baseball field when he saw an orange. He picked it up, threw it into the air, and hit it with his baseball bat. He whistled and said "Look at that orange fly! I'm gonna cream the other team today. Suddenly a guy clutching his arm walked towards Eriol while yelling "Ow Ow Ow Ow Ow Ow! You nearly broke my arm boy!" "I'm sorry sir really I am!" He then ran off to the field.
Kero was humming and floating along on his way to get some…..mmm……pudding cake….. When he happened to come across a grenade. Kero picked it up and started tossing it back and forth between his hands. He was about to unplug it and throw it when Eriol and Li came into view. "Why hello Kero. How are you today?" Asked Eriol. "Hey stuffed animal, where'd you get that grenade and what are you doing with it?" "Well for your information gaki! I found it and its mine!" "Your gonna throw it aren't you cotton fluff." "None of your bees whack gaki!"
Both Eriol and Li closed they're eyes and shook their heads "You'll be sorry" they said together. With that they walked away.
Kero laughed loudly "That'll show them they can't mess with me!" Then he unplugged the grenade and threw it hard and continued on his way to get his pudding cake.
Later…..
Kero was on his way home when he passed a guy crying in front of a big black pit.
He said "Yo mista. Why are ya crying?" and the guy said "I'm crying because I farted and my house blew up!"
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There. I know I know I know. SHORT! Sorry. I made it as long as I could. And for you people that don't understand the ending. I'll explain. Kero threw the grenade and it blew up a house at the same time that guy farted. So the guy thought that his house blew up because he farted. And I got a few reviews from people complaining that they didn't understand what Li and Eriol have to do with it. I'll explain. See, well, Li and Eriol are just there so that people think "The grenade probably won't do any harm." So they're there to sorta catch you off guard. K? Well I hope you liked this ::ahem:: story. And please review!
And please please please (begging on hands and knees) review!
The Joke Of The Day
(Written on June 25, 2001)
Li was sitting at home, staring at the ceiling. He sighed deeply and thought out loud, "At times like these, I almost hate Saturdays. Theres nothing to do!" He sighed deeply again. "Well….I mine as well go take a walk and get an ice crean sundae." So Li stood up, jumpd off the bed, lockd the door to his apartment, and started walking to the ice cream shop. He walked and whistled and walked and whistled and wal….well….you get the idea. So, he was walking and he saw an apple lying on the ground. He picked and threw it into a dark alley thinking "What harm could it do?"
All of a sudden, a guy suddenly hopped out of the alley clutching his foot. "Ow Ow Ow Ow Ow Ow!You nearly broke my leg kid!" "Sorry sir I'm so sorry!" And with that, Li ran home.
Eriol was walking to the baseball field when he saw an orange. He picked it up, threw it into the air, and hit it with his baseball bat. He whistled and said "Look at that orange fly! I'm gonna cream the other team today. Suddenly a guy clutching his arm walked towards Eriol while yelling "Ow Ow Ow Ow Ow Ow! You nearly broke my arm boy!" "I'm sorry sir really I am!" He then ran off to the field.
Kero was humming and floating along on his way to get some…..mmm……pudding cake….. When he happened to come across a grenade. Kero picked it up and started tossing it back and forth between his hands. He was about to unplug it and throw it when Eriol and Li came into view. "Why hello Kero. How are you today?" Asked Eriol. "Hey stuffed animal, where'd you get that grenade and what are you doing with it?" "Well for your information gaki! I found it and its mine!" "Your gonna throw it aren't you cotton fluff." "None of your bees whack gaki!"
Both Eriol and Li closed they're eyes and shook their heads "You'll be sorry" they said together. With that they walked away.
Kero laughed loudly "That'll show them they can't mess with me!" Then he unplugged the grenade and threw it hard and continued on his way to get his pudding cake.
Later…..
Kero was on his way home when he passed a guy crying in front of a big black pit.
He said "Yo mista. Why are ya crying?" and the guy said "I'm crying because I farted and my house blew up!"
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There. I know I know I know. SHORT! Sorry. I made it as long as I could. And for you people that don't understand the ending. I'll explain. Kero threw the grenade and it blew up a house at the same time that guy farted. So the guy thought that his house blew up because he farted. And I got a few reviews from people complaining that they didn't understand what Li and Eriol have to do with it. I'll explain. See, well, Li and Eriol are just there so that people think "The grenade probably won't do any harm." So they're there to sorta catch you off guard. K? Well I hope you liked this ::ahem:: story. And please review!