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Okay so this is a role play that catturner7007 and I had on tumblr and might I say that it got a bit 'out of hand'… it's mostly dialogue just so you know. It also involves KarmaGisa for people who hate that ship, don't like? Don't read.

*Koro sensei flew into the E-class building and decided to have all his students go on a class trip
The class trip was to Pluto but no one has any idea why.*
Karma- teach why are we going to goddamn Pluto?
Korosensei- Because Karma, it will be an educational experience for all of us!
Nagisa- sensei, I don't think we should go to Pluto it could be dangerous.
Sugino- You can't play baseball with no gravity!
Ritsu- Korosensei, my data suggests that taking my classmates to Pluto could potentially harm them
Korosensei- We're going to Pluto!
Nagisa- But-
Korosensei- PLUTO!
*Korosensei puts everyone into space suits and picks everyone up with his tentacles.*
*Everyone flies to Pluto because lodgic*
*Random noise is heard*
Nagisa- korosensei! Look how high I can jump!
*Weird blob thing eats Terasaka*
Karma- *laughs uncontrollably*
Korosensei- everybody meat Norman, he eats humans.
Norman- sfggafngdsdgwsfjff
Nagisa- aghhhhhhhhhhh karma save usssss
*jumps into karma's arms*
*Karma's awesome drives Norman back into the hole he came out of.*
Nagisa- *kisses Karma's cheek* he saved ussss
Norman- *goes back to Norman town and creates the 'Karma Bible', Karma is now the Norman's god*
Karma- Now we're the first gays on Pluto.
Nagisa- *blushes like crazy*
Maehara- you're are couple!?
Karma- since 20 seconds ago, yes.
*The class celebrates*
*Death metal is heard in the distance as the many Norman creatures flee from their holes and jump off of Pluto into space*
*death metal grows louder as biker gangsters show up*
Leader dude- WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MA SWAMP!?
*Korosensei looks worried*
Rio- SHREK! MY GREATEST RIVAL *removes face to reveal that she is John Cena*
Karma- wtf is going on here? Nagisa lets run away together
*Karma and Nagisa jump off of Pluto to land on a rainbow magic unicorn and fly away*
*Class E follows because of the magic that Karma and Nagisa's gayness gives them.*
*Class E can't live without karmagisa's gayness*
*Korosensei flies next to them*
Korosensei- where are you going?
Karma- somewhere gayer than here. * looks dramatically into distance*
*Then suddenly *poof* they had entered a strange place where vampires sparkled in the sunlight.*
Nagisa- Karma! Your teeth are growing longer!
*Karma turns into a vampire*
karma- OH NUUU! NOW I WILL LIVE FOREVER WHILST MY LITTLE NAGI WILL DIE ONE DAY! NNOOOOOOOO!
Karma- *dramatically kneels and yells 'no!' to the sky*
Nagisa- you could drink my blood and make us both vampires?
Korosensei- he could kill you though...
Karma- I will steak myself wen u die. *sparkles*
Nagisa- *tears up*
Karma- I wuv you more than I want to kill Korosensei Nagisa.
Nagisa- At least I won't be alone now, I have you forever
*Then Buffy the vampire slayer came past...*
*And beefed Karma in the chest*
Steaked*
Nagisa- *sobs*
Karma- Nagis... Hold me in my last moments before I die...
Karma- I mean Nagisa...
Karma- who's Nagis?
Nagisa- I'm not leaving, you can tell Nagis to piss off though
Nagisa- I love you Karma
Nagis- *sobs in distance*
karma- and I love you too...
*Karma takes his final breath*
*Nagisa collapses*
*In tears*
*And Ritsu films it for reference when writing her yaoi manga later.*
Car a zoomer- everyone! If we form a circle and chant some weird thing in Latin we might be able to un die Karma.
*Everyone does as they are told*
*Karma is no longer kill because they all said weird Latin words*
*Nagisa has to stay in the middle with Karma because the spell only works when lovers are together*
Karma- Heaven sucks butt.
Terasaka- you actually went to heaven not hell?!
Karma- shut up
Is a guy- I thought that you WERE satin...
Karma- no I'm not
Nagisa- he's mine back off everyone
Okuda- :(
Karma- I never loved you.
Karma- Okuda I mean.
Kayano- :(
Nagisa- I never loved you
*Kayano and Okuda cry and run away together*
Nagisa- *wraps arms around Karma and hiss at everyone else like a cat*
Nagisa- *becomes cat*
Everyone-*takes a step back* WTH
Karma- *pulls Nagisa's tail*
*Oh no but Karma is spontaneously deathly allergic to cats!*
Karma- *adorable baby panda sneeze*
*He's getting rashes!*
Nagisa- *laughs even in the bad situation*
Nagisa- *gives up and falls to the floor*
*Ritsu stops filming and reads fanfiction instead of writing her yaoi manga as its getting weird.*
Korosensei- everyone quick! To the massive piñata! The planet is gonna go boom!

*Koro sensei treats Karma's allergies and puts Nagisa in a box*
*Then they run to piñata*
Karma- *carries Nagisa there*
Everyone- *is confused at everything*
Koro sensei- *takes everyone back to earth*
Karma- Nagisa! Let's get gay married and be together even though I'm a vampire and also allergic to you!
Nagisa- yes Karma. Let's do it.
Rio- I now pronounce you vampire and cat, you may now intensely make out!
*kiss passionately*
Nagisa- *wakes up* the fuck?
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If for some reason you couldn't tell this is a crack fic, it's a crack fic. Car a zoomer is Karasuma and Is a guy is Isogai. Forgive all of the grammatical errors and spelling mistakes as they ARE intentional. I'm pretty sure that's it :P

~Saul. R. Yandere.