Disclaimer: I, Zeldakid555, do not own anything Zelda (screwy little R in a circle thing), or Dan Rather.
Dan Rather: Welcome to tonights 48 hours, we will be interviewing, err... we were supposed to do Bill Gates, but he got called away on important Microsoft (R thingy again) business.
Sakon: That's a nice microphone, may I hold it? (Grabs onto it, attempts to pull it away)
Dan Rather: Get off of me you idiotic thief!!! (Crew member runs out, and manages to pull Sakon off of Dan)
Crew Member: (Injects medicine into Sakon)
Dan Rather: Now Sakon, what do you have to say about these rumors that you steal things? Are you a thief?
Sakon: (to Crew Member) That's a nice clipboard, may I hold it? (Yanks clipboard away, tries to run out door)
Dan Rather: (Tackles Sakon and engages in a brief tug-of-war, in which he is victorious.)
Crew Member: You know what, I quit! (Throws down clipboard, stomps out door)
Sakon: My clipboard, noooooooooooooooooooooo!
Dan Rather: Soooo, Sakon, tell us about your house.
Sakon: I live in it.
Dan Rather: Yes, I guessed that, describe it.
Sakon: It's a place that I inhabit.
Dan Rather: What does it look like?
Sakon: A house.
Dan Rather: Ok........ next question.
Sakon: That's a nice looking tie, may I hold it?
Dan Rather: NO YOU IDIOT!
Sakon: Hmmmmmmmph. (Crosses arms, and looks dissaproovingly at Dan)
Dan Rather: Now, describe your adventures with Link.
Sakon: It's really a quite good house.
Dan Rather: We're past that already, you had your chance.
Sakon: Well, he was about to let me hold his sword, when a strange fire-fly attacked me.
Dan Rather: A fire-fly?
Sakon: My door is a rock.
Dan Rather: But about the fire-fly...
Sakon: It opens when I come up to it.
Dan Rather: Yes I know that!
Sakon: (Folds arms again, mutters "tut tut" while shaking his head slowly)
Dan Rather: (Is pulling hair out, foaming at the mouth)
Sakon: That's a nice pair of pants, may I hold them? (Yanks pants off Dan, reveals bright yellow boxers with Teddy bears on them.)
Dan Rather: Give those back!
Sakon: That's a nice coat and shirt, may I hold them? (After removing those, Dan has nothing on but his boxers and his socks, Sakon was busily removing his shoes.)
Dan Rather: (Is now completely insane) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Sakon: (Puts on Dan Rather's clothing, trades his toupee for Dan's.)
Security guard: Hey, is this Sakon idiot insane?
Sakon: (Speaks like Dan) Yes, take him to the mental hospital.
Dan: Gaa, gaa.
Security guard: (Drags Dan away)
Sakon: Goodnight folks, see you next week! (waves cheerfully)+