The Streisand invasion
Bye Kenny McClure
Now do note that this is my first fan-fic so be gentle.
Disclaimer: This also is a south park fan fic and will have quite a lot of swearing. So if you're not offended by swearing and rude humor then read on and if you are then don't read this story.
The story takes place in Of Course South Park. Kenny, Kyle and Stan are all standing at the bus stop waiting for the bus to come.
"God dude this sucks ass waiting for the bus every day." Said Stan in an aggravated mood.
"I know I mean shit dude were all waiting outside in the freezing ass snow while we wait the smelly crazy bus driver to come and pick us up." Said Kyle also in what seemed to be a pretty pissed off tone of voice.
"Hey guys." Cartman said as he came over to the bus stop with a CD player in one have and a bag of cheesy poofs in the other.
"What the hell are you listening to fatass." Stan said.
Cartman replied "Oh just some really kick ass Barbra Streisand music." Which he now listening to on some really huge headphones, that made him like he had princess Lehia cinnamon buns on his head except for the fact that they were black.
The Stan started the conversation again. "Dude did you know the Barbra Streisand hates our show."
"What show?" asked Cartman utterly confused.
"South park you dumb ass." Replied Stan in a duh kind of tone.
"Oh that's right. Well fuck this shit." Said Cartman as he threw the CD out of the CD player and then crushed the little CD to bits.
"hmhmmnmhmhmm" Said Kenny.
"What damn why the hell didn't I think of that." Fatass er I mean Cartman.
"HEY GET IN THE BUS!" Then they realized that bus had been there for a while. So they all hopped into the bus and it drove off to school.
Finally once they got to school and into class the teacher began to teach.
"Today we will have our first huge test."
"Shit dude." Said all of the kids at the time one to another.
"Damn it I forgot all about the test we had today." said Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman. And after the test was over everyone but Kenny got bad grades for it.
"Kenny how the fuck did you not study and get most of that shit right?" Said Cartman.
"mmmmmmhmhmhmmm." Said Kenny
"Oh so you're really smart huh."
"Well ill fix that." Cartman said as he pulled out a cheesy poof and threw it at Kenny. Kenny however just opened his mouth and ate it. But what Kenny didn't know is that the cheesy poof he had just eaten was the super cheesy kind, that were defect and killed most of the children that ate one.
And so the cheesy poof exploded inside of Kenny showering the class with cheese.
"Oh my god you killed Kenny" said Stan.
"You bastard." Said Kyle.
"Alright." Said the teacher. "You clean this up and report to the principles office right away." So after the class cleaned up the cheese Cartman Stan and Kyle all went to the principles office.
Inside the principles office the principle said "What the hell do you think your doin. Oh and I've taken the liberty of calling all of your parents."
So soon after that there parents came in. And guess what they were all grounded.
That night while Cartman was trying to get to sleep… He saw someone at his door. Then he heard the door bell ring."
"Ah who fuck comes to my in the middle of the night."
So Cartman went downstairs to see who it was. It… was a woman. She said to Cartman. "Hello little boy would like some candy."
"Sure why not"
"Ok little boy if you want some candy you'll have to do something for me."
"Like what?"
"I want you to go and get me a bag of cheesy poofs from your pantry and give it to me. SO MY MINIONS CAN COME ONTO YOUR WORTHLESS PLANET AND ENSLAVE THE ENTIRE HUMAN RACE HAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"Ok" so Cartman man went and got a bag of cheesy poofs and gave it to her and received a small box of chocolate…
To be continued…