Disclaimer: I do not own Invader Zim or the idea that William Shatner's toupee has powers
Author's Note: I got this Idea when I was watching Robot Chicken. Based on what I saw with William Shatner's toupee. Enjoy
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The Wig Of Zim
"Gir, I feel now that I know why my disguise works so well. I overheard one of the children saying that they would think that I really was an alien if I had antennae rather than hair. I owe my success to this wig." With that, Zim went down into his base after removing his disguise... which was oddly enough placed in a case with the wig on top of the lenses.
Gir sat, watching the Scary Monkey show, when Zim's wig began to move on its own, eventually freeing itself from the case. It slithered around for a few moments, and then sat next to Gir, as if this were a regular occurrence. "Hey hair-person! You wanna taco?" The wig sat still for a few moments. "Never mind, I just ate the last one." "Perimeter breach, unknown intruder" The wig sprang into action, opening the door, revealing Dib.
"Oh, wow! Zim's wig! It can move on its own! Just wait till everyone at the Swollen Eyeball knows about this!" The wig jumped as soon as Dib pulled out a video camera. Dib fell over and the camera dropped out of his hand, which was crushed by the wig.
"NOOOOO!!!! Wait! I still have a chance, I can take the wig and send it to Mysterious Mysteries, and they can do a whole show on it."
Dib left, only to return later with a gas grenade. He threw this at the surprised wig and waited for all of the gas to clear. Oddly enough, the wig was now asleep. Dib grabbed it and put it in a bullet-proof case. The wig woke up, and for some reason, it knew exactly what was going on. He heard Dib talking. "I'm serious; the alien's wig has special powers, look." Dib turned around and the wig was gone, the glass was shattered. The host of Mysterious Mysteries raised his eyebrow and when Dib turned around, all he said was "Like I said before, you're just crazy." and shut off his screen.
The wig returned just in time for Zim to wake up and put it on. "It feels as if something's wrong with this wig, but oh well." Dib was about to break down the door to Zim's base, but the wig had pressed a button and Dib fell through a hole in the stoop. "Dib has been apprehended, awaiting further command." Zim laughed. "At last, a specimen for Probing Day. Gir! We need to start work on a stasis chamber."
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This isn't very long, but it states my theory on how Dib got himself caught for Probing Day while giving the readers a few cheap laughs. Happy Probing Day, everyone. Don't forget your puppets!