Jenna looked at the sky. It was blue, like the ocean, except not.
Something smelled like cheese. she liked cheese.
OH HEY! IT WAAAAS CHEESE!11!
Jenna ran up to her coach Shakira and asked: "Is it ok if I make out with someone?"
Shakira smiled. "Okay. Just don't get preggers."
"I cant Im a guy secretly."
"Cool beans."
but suddenly. the sky. it wasn't bloo anymro. It was... TAYLOR SWIFT!
"what zefukck?" asked blacke.
"it's ok bab I got u." sayed adam protectively .
"it's THE ALIENS" Sayd taylor wsitf in the sky
jenna sayd: "ok i kno your an alien and all but wood you make out with me plox?"
Taylor Swift nodded sagely, contemplating their existence. "Ok. But do know, that if we do, the process of entropy will be fundamentally destroyed beyond repair. The universe as we know it will combust."
"iznt combust an actor on sherlock? hiz name is babyface combustibranch or something?" blacke saked.
"probz." jenna sayd. "but idk i wanna make out wif you anywya."
Taylor Swift nodded. "Alright. As long as you have made sure you know of the consequences."
Blacke finally realized somehting. "waIT IF TAYLOR SIWFT IS HREE DEN Y IS SHE ASLO IN DE SKY?!1111?!/1111?!"
"OMG CRAY CRAY!" ADAMN YELLED 2 "WHAT DO WE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
"GHOST BUSTERS!" Pharel yelled."What? i wnated to say somfin."
jena finaly had a realizashun "w8 if eye maek out wif Taylor den d universe wil go bye bye rite?1!/1!?"
"That would be a correct assumption." said Taylor Swift.
jenan smulled and leaned in be4 ksisng Taylor on the lips, runin her tunge lon the skinf rounfd tyaors lips moaning at then pleasiirew tjat occured when she put her toundfge thjerwe, happy wig tthe fact that they were finally wxchanging saliva afteher all of this ytime.
THE UNIVES4RSE DEN COMUSTED AND THEWY ALL DIED BUTA T KLEATS THEY WERE SAFE FORN THE ALKIEN TAYLOR SWIFT THE END