disclaimer: i don't own teen titans and if i did there'd be a Terra look alike named Marie in the show and She'd be with Beast Boy. Also Cyborg and Raven would be together and So would Star and Robin. Also it wouldn't make sense. So be thankful.
"Come back here, my Dickie-Poo!" Screamed Kitten as Robin walked away from her.
"I'm not your 'Dickie-Poo' and my name is Robin!"
"You're my Dickie-Poo! I wonder since you last name is Grayson if you'll have a gray son? I know if we ever had a kid together they'd have grey hair cause blonde plus black equals grey!"
"It equals a brunette idiot."
Meanwhile, Starfire was on her way back from the mall with 10 bags in tow. She dropped the bags and tackled Kitten.
"Leave my Robin alone Bitch!"
"He's not your Robin, He's my Dickie-Poo!" Shreds of clothing and hair were flying everywhere. Kitten tore herself away from Star's rage and pulled a lacy bra and underwear set out of one of the bags.
"What's a girl like you doing with lingerie?"
"Because I don't have to dream about being with Robin!" Kitten attacked Star and Robin caught the flying lingerie set. He out them on and started dancing around. Star saw and ripped them off him.
"Those are mine!" Kitten stared at Robin who was only wearing a thong and his mask and then Star killed her.
review! also i'm taking requests for What If? scenarios. i had one but i forgot it. so please give me ideas.