Ravenboy has logged on
Sasuke sighed as he slammed his head against the wood of his desk, an exasperated sigh pulling itself free from his throat as he fought to restrain himself from completely obliterating the first thing he saw, which at this point would be his beloved computer. Sasuke Uchiha normally isn't this pissed off, but today had been a living hell for the young raven, the only thing that had made it somewhat bearable was the short amount of time he was able to spend with someone who he secretly considered his other half, Naruto Uzumaki. It had started out with his older brother Itachi not to gently throwing him out of his own bed, then having the audacity to completely blow him off when he asked for help with his studies. Now don't get me wrong, Sasuke isn't in any way stupid, but let's just say creativity isn't his forte, and the writing assignment that his Pervert of a teacher had dared to give him definitely involves some... Creativity. Easily said the highlight of his day was his lunchtime, which he had spent happily watching Naruto wolf down ten bowls of ramen, only stopping him to ask him simple little questions of "How can you live on this shit?" Or, "Shouldn't you be working instead of wasting my time here?" Or the occasional, "Why can't you just put a little bit more effort in your homework?"
NinjaHero has logged on
His computer pinged signalling that someone else had logged on to the open window, 'Maybe now I can do some venting?' Sasuke thought to himself before his computer pinged once again,
NinjaHero: Hello? Is anyone here?
'Do I dare?'
NinjaHero: Hello?
'Do I dare?'
NinjaHero: Goddamnit someone fucking answer me! I know you're logged on here!
'Yes I do dare.'
Ravenboy: Sorry I fell asleep at the keyboard.
NinjaHero: Oh... Well...
'hn that's what you get for yelling into cyberspace.'
NinjaHero: Wait! Who logs onto a chat just to fall asleep at the keyboard!?
'Why does something about this person seem familiar? He's so loud.' Confusion danced on the edged of Sasuke's mind as he began to try to picture who he could possibly be talking to.
Ravenboy: Well sorry! Maybe you hadn't had a tiring day, but others might have.
NinjaHero: Dude don't get mad at me. I didn't think that... Awe Shit! I'm sorry man.
Ravenboy: You should be.
'Why are you so annoying?'
NinjaHero: May I ask what had made your day so tiring?
'Why would you want to know?' Sasuke thought as something fluttered in his chest, 'Lets see here... You're annoying, you're loud... Why do I recognize you?' No matter how much he thought about it he couldn't pass up the chance to openly rant to someone.
Ravenboy: Well you see it all started with my Aniki throwing me out of my own bed, then he completely blew me off when I asked him for help with a stupid school assignment.
NinjaHero: You're not doing so hot in school either?
Ravenboy: Creativity isn't my forte. It's a silly writing assignment where we have to come up with a plot and basically write the next volume in his favorite series.
NinjaHero: Now why would he do that?
Ravenboy: The original author died or something. Probably was forced out of business by all the girls who reported him for conducting "Research" on them. It's amazing how perverted people can be.
NinjaHero: Wow. Smart, lazy, and has a sense of humor. You sound just like Shikamaru.
'Shikamaru?'
Ravenboy: All because I fell asleep at the keyboard?
NinjaHero: You bet your ass.
Ravenboy: I already told you that I had a tiring day!
NinjaHero: Oh.. Well then please continue with your explanation of said tiring day.
Sasuke resisted the urge to slap his own forehead, 'Wait!' He thought as something clicked in his brain, 'Shikamaru is a student in our school... And one of Naruto's closer friends.' His eyes widened, 'Could it be that I'm talking to someone from my own school?'
NinjaHero: Ummm.. You didn't leave me alone on here did you?
Sasuke's eyes were brought back to the screen as the almost nervous reply made itself known through a light ping in the deafening silence that was Sasuke's bedroom.
NinjaHero: Did I cross a line or something?
Ravenboy: No I don't think so. I was just thinking. You said I sounded like Shikamaru who goes to Konoha high... Is it possible that you go there yourself?
NinjaHero: Of course. It's not like I've never done that assignment. I worked under the man as an apprentice for a couple years, The man's a genius in the art of hentai
Sasuke's eyes widened as something else clicked, 'maybe this guy can help me.'
Ravenboy: WHAT!?
NinjaHero: Of course. That assignment was cake for me.
Ravenboy: How!?
NinjaHero: I guess the same way advanced calculus is easy for Sasuke.
'Sasuke? So this guy knows me too.'
NinjaHero: Speaking of the bastard. When is he going to learn he's gonna learn that he's gotta share some of those girls he's got fawning all over him?
'So the idiot doesn't just know of me... He's seen me face to face.'
NinjaHero: And his hair... What does he think that look is!? Sexy!?
'What's wrong with my hair?'
NinjaHero: And I swear he just wears those shorts to get to me.
Ravenboy: What shorts? I've never seen him in shorts.
Yes Sasuke Uchiha was playing into the hand of some random boy on the other side of the computer screen who has not only seen him face to face, but also cataloged what he has worn, and what his hair looks like. Wouldn't you do the same?
NinjaHero: You know those white ones that show off his ass perfectly.
'Hn. So you've been staring at my ass have you?'
NinjaHero: And his wide necked shirts that show off those narrow collar bones of his, and the pale skin of his neck... Man it's like he's trying to catch someone's attention.
'Am I trying to catch anyone's attention with my shirts? I mean most of them are wide necked and do hang pretty low showing off a great deal of my neck and collarbone, but am I really trying to snag anyone?' A picture of a particular blonde boy flashed infront of his eyes, his mouth full of Ramen noodles, or blinding him with it's dazzling smile, that made him melt, and his heart skip a beat. 'I'd do anything for that face, but am I trying to snag him?' Another picture of caramel tanned skin, toned abs, muscled arms and- Sasuke cut that thought short as he pulled himself straight into a decision, 'Hell yes I am trying to catch him.'
Ravenboy: That doesn't make you jealous does it?
NinjaHero: N-no! He's a bastard, and I'm not gay! There's this girl at my school who is super sexy... Even with her lack of
'Sakura of course. She's the second most popular person in that school.'
Ravenboy: You sure were talking highly of this Sasuke person. What does this girl got that they don't?
NinjaHero: Aside from the fact that she is a genuine girl?
Ravenboy: What makes you like her more than the other?
Sasuke was feeling devious now. First; this person goes and tells him (Unknowingly) his shorts show off his ass perfectly. Next; this person tells him (Again unknowingly) his shirts basically showcase his neck and collarbones. Let's put two and two together now, This person evidently has been able to see him up close to be able to know his hairstyle and clothes, They're loud and annoying, and they're obviously perverted. Who does he know who is like that?
NinjaHero: Why so interested now? Do you need jerk off material?
Ravenboy: I'm not interested in that. Tell me more about this Sasuke person.
NinjaHero: Well.. First off he's a total bastard with his condescending attitude of 'I'm sexy and I know it.' He's a little shorter than me which means he's around six two. I'm six four if you want to know. He has the darkest eyes anyone has ever seen and his hair is almost equally dark aside from the blue highlights that give it a certain shine that no one can explain, he normally has that in a duck's ass style that to me screams that he's gay. He's slender for a male, but toned, definitely a bottom, and damn can he hit hard. One time he gave me a bruise on my side that lasted for an entire semester. His voice is silky and smooth, but only when he's not yelling at me about my eating habits or my homework. And he's a registered genius, I mean his brain could be classified as a lethal weapon.
'So this person knows my approximate height, the highlights and style of my hair, the color of my eyes, how hard I can punch, my body build. Mental note; if this person is ever found... Kill for calling me a bottom. Anyway he knows the tone of my voice, and that I'm smart... He also says that I yell at him for his eating habits, and his homework, and that I had left a bruise when fighting against him... For one I only know how Naruto eats, I only fight with Naruto, and Naruto is-!' Sasuke's eyes widened as realization hit him, 'Naruto had admitted he had been staring at my ass... Naruto had called my voice silky... Naruto had,' He cringed, 'Called me a bottom...' His heart sped up as he felt all his blood race south, 'How would Naruto know... Oh yeah he worked with the damn writer.. Maybe that's a good thing..' His eyes widened as he felt himself twitch, 'Maybe he knows some exciting positions..'
Ravenboy: You seem to know a lot about this Sasuke.
NinjaHero: Of course I mean we've only known each other since we were eight, and ended up kissing when we were in elementary school.
Ravenboy: You kissed him?
NinjaHero: I-I didn't do it on purpose.. I was pushed.
Ravenboy: Did you enjoy it?
NinjaHero: Do you want the truth?
'Hell yeah I want the truth!'
Ravenboy: Only if you're willing to tell me.
NinjaHero: I-I kinda did, but I was just figuring some things out... It wasn't until I saw what a woman Hinata had become that I had decided I was straight.
Ravenboy: Would you do it again? Voluntarily.
NinjaHero: Maybe if he was willing to kiss me too...
Ravenboy: Do you want to know what I think?
NinjaHero: I guess so...
Ravenboy: I personally think you're bi. You're attracted to girls, and you're attracted to guys, but you don't want to be attracted to guys because it's not what is categorized as 'normal,' so you decided that you were going to play off being straight as a board when you're secretly hiding feelings for this raven haired boy you so fondly call a bastard who just happens to be gay himself.
NinjaHero: Damn... You should register yourself as a genius. I swear you have the same mind as Sasuke.
'Still hasn't put two and two together yet. He really is a dobe.'
NinjaHero: I don't know how you've gotten all that from what I had just said.
Ravenboy: Dobe. It's amazing you haven't put two and two together when I figured it out almost at the beginning of this chat session. How slow can a person be.
Yes he was lying, but it's not like Naruto had to know he had thrown Sasuke for a loop up until he decided to Unknowingly tell the raven everything about this person named Sasuke who just happened to be the same person he was typing to.
NinjaHero: S-Sasuke?
Ravenboy: I'll give your stupidity a shot if you're willing to give me a shot.
He may have figured out a way to finally snag his dobe. Fate was a cruel mistress to some people, but she had danced right into Sasuke's hand and gave him the key to his kingdom, and engraved in the golden metal was 'Naruto's heart'