Yeah,
It's officially the biggest midget in the game.
I dunno.
Make way for the S.O.V.

Love me or hate me, it's still an obsession.
Love me or hate me, that is the question.
If you love me then thank you!
If you hate me then fk you!

Love me or hate me, it's still an obsession.
Love me or hate me, that is the question.
If you love me then thank you!
If you hate me then fk you!

"Gabi come on we have to get to homeroom." Taylor said while looking for anyone coming around the corner.

"I am hurrying Tay. Geez I have to get it perfectly in here. Shar pass me that extention cord."

Sharpay quickly handed me the cord knowing if we got caught we'd be in for it.

"Gabi please hurry." Kelsi said looking as if she was going to pee her pants.

"Just one last little tilt and...there! Im finished!" I smiled proudly and admired my work. All of the girls came to imspect my work.

"Are you sure it'll go off when he opens the door?" Allie asked while swinging the door to his locker carefully.

"Guys chill. I've done much worse things to Bolton in my past and this my friends is just minor to what i have in mind for next week. So just trust that just because im a cheerleader doesnt mean im clueless. Even though I would have been great in the movie."

"RIIIINNNNGGGGGG!!!!!!!!..."

"Oh shit!" Jackie yelled, "They're coming guys get this stuff up!"

We all hurried to get everything up as fast as we could. I closed the locker carefully and put my note on his locker.

Hope you brought sunglasses Bolton.

I looked at it for a minute and then I smirked evily and gave a slight chuckle. I can't wait to see his face in homeroom.

"Gabi! Get your ass on or do you want to get caught?!?" I shook my head before running off.

Of course im sad that I didnt get to see his face when he opened his locker but hey, Ill see it in homeroom.

Shar, Tay, Allie, Jackie, Kelsi, and I slipped into homeroom 7 minutes later. Right as the warning bell was going off.

"Hello young Shaksperians. This morning we have some announments. Of course as usual the announcers are late-" Ms. Darbus never got the chance to finish her sentence since the squad came stumbling in.

I stood up slightly in my seat trying to find Bolton, then I spotted him. I sat back down in my seat. I looked at the girls who were also holding back laughs when they saw Bolton.

I'm fat, I need a diet.
No, in fact I'm just too light
And I ain't got the biggest breast-s-s, but I write all the best disses.
I got hairy armpits, but I don't walk around like this.
I wear a big baggy t-shirt that hides that nasty shit.
Ugh!
Never had my nails done.
Bite them down until they're numb.
I'm the one with the non-existent bum,
Now I don't really give a...Ugh!
I'm missing my shepherd's pie
Like a high maintenance chick missin' her diamonds.
I'm missin' my clippers lighters.
Now bow down to your royal highness.
No I don't own a corgi,
Had a hamster, it died cause I ignored it.
Go on then, go on report me,
I'm English, try and deport me!

Love me or hate me, it's still an obsession.
Love me or hate me, that is the question.
If you love me then thank you!
If you hate me then fk you!

Love me or hate me, it's still an obsession.
Love me or hate me, that is the question.
If you love me then thank you!
If you hate me then fk you!

It was pa-thet-ic! He looked drunker than than a hill billy on Sunday! He couldn't pass the straight line test even though he's sober at the moment. I really wish I had a camera for this priceless moment I will never see again. Of course the next one will be better.

He had sunglasses on as though he had a black eye from a fight. His arms were sticking straight out as though he were a mummy. He was bumping into everything and everyone on the squad was glaring at me. Im sure Bolton would too if only he knew where he was!

"Well umm see Troy was supposed to make an announcement this morning but someone no names are being said. Put a mini stadium light in his locker and when he opened it it was on and well thats pretty bright and stuff." Chad Danforth said staring straight at me.

I'm not scared of Danforth and he knew that. He's scared of me. I just glared back at him and the squad including: Cross, Baylor, Danforth, Evans, Knight, and Bolton. hes trying to glare at me im sure.

"Well there will be basketball tryouts tomarrow after school. They will be after cheerleading which is at 3:00 but that doesn't really matter."

"Objection! Danforth you can not adress an announcement for another group, squad or team. Without their authorization." I was in his face by now. Just because im only 5'4" doesn't mean I don't know how to hold my ground.

"There-for you are out of range to even put a comment in your announcement out of your mouth about cheerleading as the rules state. Isn't that right Ms. Darbus?" I said turning my head sharply towards her. She looked as though she was just figuring out what I had just stated. Then she stood up straight readjusting her scarf she spoke.

"That is correct Miss. Montez. Mr. Danforth you were out of line so that will be detention! And I honestly have no idea what is wrong with Mr. Bolton but I assure you that he has a detention also!" I smiled evily at Chad and the team and then winked playfully and walked back to my seat. "Miss. Montez you also have detention for your little outburst a while ago."

I'm that funky little monkey with the tiniest ears.
I don't like drinking fancy champy,
I'll stick wit Heineken beers.
Whoops, might burp in ya face,
A little unlady-like,
What can I say?
Well oh gosh I'm not posh, male with odd socks.
I do what I'm doing, yeah!
So everybody's entitled to opinions,
I open my mouth and shit I got millions.
I'm the middle kid, the riddle kid,
I'll make you giggle till your sick
Cause my nose jiggles while I spit.
Yeah I do have some stories
And its true I want all the glory.
Go on then, come on support me,
I'm English, try and deport me!

Love me or hate me, it's still an obsession.
Love me or hate me, that is the question.
If you love me then thank you!
If you hate me then fk you!

Love me or hate me, it's still an obsession.
Love me or hate me, that is the question.
If you love me then thank you!
If you hate me then fk you!

I whipped my head around so fast that I fell. I heard the squad laughing and I glare at them and they all stopped. I stood back up and grabbed my Venus out of my top. I sant a text to Taylor and Sharpay.

I hate hate hate hate Bolton and Danforth. No I hate them all!

I hit send and quickly slipped my phone back in my bra. I looked over at the door and saw Cross, Baylor, Evans, and Danforth staring at me. I jumped at them slightly and snapped out of their boob gaze and back to what Ms. Darbus was saying.

Then some beeping went off in the room. Taylor and Sharpay jumped at least 12 feet in the air.

"WAS THAT A CELLPHONE!" Ms. Darbus yelled, picking up her bucket and walking down Taylors eisle first. She held it right in Taylors face as she was trying to read my message. She looked up and reluctantly put her En V in the bucket and slunked away in her seat. Then Darbus made a U turn for Sharpay. Sharpay was actually replying when Ms. Darbus dropped the bucket on her desk. Which caused Sharpay to jump and drop her phone. She looked up and got a sad face and pushed end and put her Juke in the bucket. Darbus picked up the bucket and fixed her scarf then swung one end around her neck dramaticly of course. But so fast it knocked Evans out.

"Damn it!"

"Detention Mr. Evans! Does anyone else want to join them!?" Everyone shook their head.

Love me or hate me
Love me or hate me

So I can't dance and I really can't sing.
I can only do one thing,
And that's be Lady Sovereign!
So I can't dance and I really can't sing.
I can only do one thing,
And that's be Lady Sovereign!

Love me or hate me, it's still an obsession.
Love me or hate me, that is the question.
If you love me then thank you!
If you hate me then fk you!

Then Cross raised his hand.

"Yes Jason." Ms. Darbus said while giving a huge sigh.

"How was your weekend Ms. Darbus?" Ms. Darbus rolled her eyes and everyone else gave groans.

Even though Bolton couldn't see he still banged his head on the desk for effect.

Love me or hate me, it's still an obsession.
Love me or hate me, that is the question.
If you love me then thank you!
If you hate me then fk you!

Love me or hate me
Love me or hate me
Love me or hate me
I can only do one thing,
And that's be Lady Sovereign!