New Beginnings...

The moon rose high above the dark ocean. The quiet sounds of the sea – blowing wind, lapping waves and creaking lines – filled the night with an eerie symphony. On the walls of a stone prison that overlooked the scene, a flock of crows alighted. The moonlight night was made even eerier by the grunts, moans, and rattling chains of captive prisoners.

A pair of guards dragged a prisoner in through the tower's stone doorway. The passage was clearly the way into the prison. However, the way out was very different…

On the edge of a cliff, men where throwing coffins in to the roaring sea below. They threw one in and then went to lift another one. This one seemed to be heavier than all the others, but they threw it in regardless. The one after it seemed heavier still. Strange.

They simply let them plummet down into the hungry sea. Three black caskets bobbed to the surface. As they floated away on the waves, a crow flew down and started to peck at one. Peck-peck-PECK. The tapping sound was just another sound to fill the shadowy night.

Peck-peck-PECK.

It was also extremely irritating.

Suddenly a large blast from a gun came through the coffin blasting the bird away in a flurry of feathers. A hand and a gun emerged from the hole that had just been created and rotated around like a periscope. Incase there were any other scary crows to be shot.

After a thorough check, the hand withdrew and a rather attractive pirate burst out of the coffin. Captain Jack Sparrow.

Out of the second coffin burst three teenage boys. The first thing you noticed about these boys was that they were hot. VERY very hot. Yep, you guessed it. The relatively new teen American sensation The Jonas Brothers.

Jack looked at the JB's with an amazed look on his face.

Before he had time to say anything however, out of the final coffin burst three teenage girls.

One sensible red-head with the eye of a film critic and a knack for killing 'moments'. Check.

One totally-obsessed-with-all things-potc-and-Captain-Jack-Sparrow-fangirl. Check.

One crazy girl with curly hair (which has been described as "un-naturally so") who recently has spent the majority of her life in and out of various prison cells. Check.

Alex, Hazel and Katy. The three crazed fangirls you've come to know and love. Unless you haven't read the first one, in which case you shouldn't be here… (we suggest, actually no, we DEMAND that you read the first one as this one won't make sense)

Alex (the red head) looked around confused.

"HOW THE HECK DID WE GET HERE?" she asked loudly.

"I thought that room felt a bit smaller…" said Hazel (the crazy fangirl) looking a bit dazed.

Katy, (the crazy curly haired one) looked down to where they were sitting. "EWWW!!" she started to scream.

"This is so WRONG!" cried Joe suddenly noticing the remains of the previous occupant.

"Gross…" said Nick, poking at the body.

"Katy shut up! Think of it as a Halloween decoration," Alex said to her screaming friend.

"Oh hey! It's you guys," said Kevin noticing them and waving.

"NICK!" yelled Katy.

Nick and Katy are known to be somewhat of an "item".

"KATY!" said Nick.

"Oh gosh," murmured Hazel rolling her eyes.

"Paddle!" Katy ordered, pointing in Nick's direction.

"Sorry, Katy," said Jack, finally recovering the power of speech. "Oars aren't one of the specifications of a coffin."

So Katy (in her infinite wisdom) stuck her hands into the cold sea water and began to paddle.

"Omigosh, it's so cold," she hissed.

Alex and Hazel watched silently as the coffin slowly rotated.

"HELP ME GET OVER THERE!"

Alex and Hazel grumbled as they too helped paddle. They were soon in reaching distance so Katy threw herself at Nick in an attempt to hug him.

This sudden shift in weight made the girl's coffin begin to sway.

"FOR THE LOVE OF TOASTED…."

SPLASH

The coffin had capsized and Alex, Katy and Hazel were treading water in the cold and manky sea.

Katy desperately tried to climb aboard the JoBros ship.

"No Katy! STOP!" they yelled as the boat swayed. Joe began urgently slapping Katy's hands away from the side of the boat.

SPLASH

After the splashing and gasping had subsided, Joe turned to Katy and cried, "MY HAIR!"

"How gay are you?" asked Alex.

Jack rowed up behind them, a skeleton leg as his makeshift paddle. He looked so calm and collected as oppose to the shrieking young girls and boys splashing about in the water.

"A year without this? How did I cope…" he said sarcastically.

"It's been a year?" exclaimed Hazel.

"LET US IN YOUR BOAT, JACK!" said Katy and began to swim towards him.

He pulled her in successfully. They were joined by Nick.

"Ah, the happy couple," winked Jack.

Katy blushed.

Jack began to row off. Alex, Hazel, Joe and Kevin looked at each other and sighed.

"Well then…" They un-capsized their coffin, clambered in and rowed after them.

When they arrived aboard the Black Pearl, Gibbs was startled and trying to work out where he'd seen the young girls before. Jack was still having a déjà vu and exchanging awkward glances with Hazel. The Jonas Brothers followed them up the ladder and came into view.

"GIBBS!"

"BOYS!"

Joe, Nick and Kevin ran into Gibbs' outstretched arms and gave shared a warm fatherly hug.

Alex, Katy and Hazel were startled. "I never knew they were so tight," commented Hazel.

Alex began gagging, like old times. Joe turned round to see his choking buddy but merely smiled.

Gibbs ruffled Joe's hair. "HEY! Watch the hair," he said, backing away.

Jack was sick of this hoo-ha and wanted some answers. "How did you get here? And where have you been for the last year?"

"Oh, long story, Jacky" Katy said.

He sighed. "It's always a long story…"

"GOSH JACK! All you need to know is that she," Alex gestured to Hazel, "wasn't off making out with other dudes."

Jack looked awkward. Hazel smacked her forehead. "Thanks a lot, Alex," she muttered under her breath sarcastically.

Alex turned to Nick. "Same to you."

Katy had a sudden wave of emotion and gave Nick a big bear hug. Kinda like the one she gave Norrington. But with sincerity.

Jack sighed again and went over to talk to the crew. The teens took this opportunity to quiz the JoBros on how they got here.

"Everything started to fade," reminisced Kevin. "And then the credits started coming up."

"Yeah, that's what happened to us," nodded Hazel.

"Did you see this guy's name? Joe Pancake? Worked for Special Effects. I was all like 'Woah!'" said Joe

"Yeah! And then this phone came up! So we rang Hazel's sister and asked her to change the DVD."

"We phoned Big Rob."

"And we were like 'Hey Big Rob, can you put the second Pirates of the Caribbean DVD in?' and he was all like 'Yo guys, why would I do that?' and we were like 'Just do it please.' And he was like 'fine I'll do it! Yeesh!'"

They girls smiled. It sounded just like their conversation. "Gemma's kinda like our Big Rob," said Katy.

"How is Gemma similar to a large and beefy American bodyguard?" asked Hazel, the protective sister.

Katy merely laughed.

"So anyway," continued Kevin. "We kinda wondered why he wasn't on red alert. I mean, we have been missing for like a week… he'd think some of our crazy fans might have kidnapped us or something…"

"Yeah same here," said Alex, thoughtfully. "The way Gemma was talking, it was like we'd just been missing a few hours…"

"That's it!" said Katy, who looked like she's had an epiphany.

"What's it?" asked Nick.

"We're only missing as long as the DVD's playing!"

"That makes like, no sense," said Joe looking perplexed.

"No you don't understand!" said Katy. She turned to Hazel.

"How long does the first movie go on for?"

"Um… around an hour and a half to two hours."

"Then that's how long we've been missing!" said Katy excitedly.

"But we've been here a week…well now, a year and a week…" said Joe still not getting it.

"Yes, the movie is set over a week but they condense it down into a two hour movie! So that's how long we've been missing"

"Katy…you...are… a genius!" said Kevin.

"So I'm told," she joked looking at Hazel, who rolled her eyes.

"So what period of time is this movie set over?" asked Nick.

"Like a month…" said Hazel. "I think…"

"Awesome!" said Joe. "A week is way too short to have proper fun."

The group had started to drift over to Jack and the crew.

"Is that how you're all feeling then?" Jack was asking. "That perhaps dear old Jack is not serving your best interests as captain?"

"Drama Queen much?" asked Katy coming up behind him.

Jack sighed deeply. He longed for the blissful days of the previous year when he'd been able to say something without that girl making some sort of sarcastic comment about it.

"Walk the plank!" squawked Cottons parrot.

Jack pointed a gun at it

"WHAT DID THE BIRD SAY?" Jack demanded, taking out his rage on it.

"Don't blame the parrot!" said Alex going over to stroke it.

"Show us what is on that bit of cloth there," said the strange pirate with the turban.

Suddenly, a creepy skeletal monkey jumped down screeching and grabbed the cloth from Jack.

The Jonas Brothers started to scream.

"Relax," said Hazel, smirking at their girlish display of fear. "It's only Jack the Monkey."

Jack promptly shot the monkey as he tried to run away across ship. Katy gasped, as she thought he had killed the rather cute animal she was so fond of.

"You know that won't do no good…" Gibbs shook his head as the monkey got up and ran away completely unharmed.

"It does me…" muttered Jack.

"Woah… he's like un-dead!" exclaimed Katy to herself.

Marty ran over to pick up the cloth that the monkey had dropped.

"It's a key…" he said slowly.

Katy decided to line snatch…again.

"No much more better!" she said, stepping forward to take the cloth from him. "It is a drawing of a key."

Jack snatched the cloth off her. He also missed the days that he could say what he wanted to without someone else saying it first.

"Stop…It…" he hissed at her.

He held up the picture for the crew to see.

"Now, gentlemen," he asked them as they stepped forward to get a better look at it. "What do keys do?"

"Keys…" began the turbanated pirate. "…un-lock…things?"

"And whatever this key unlocks," Gibbs started excitedly. "Inside there's something valuable, so we're setting out to find whatever this key unlocks!"

"No," said Jack. Gibbs's face fell.

"Well," Alex said. "If you think about it logically…"

"If we don't have the key…" Kevin joined in.

"We can't open what we don't have that it unlocks," said Nick.

"So what purpose would be served in finding what ever need's to be unlocked…" Katy said.

"Which we don't have…" said Joe.

"Without first finding the key that unlocks it?" asked Hazel.

"Savvy?" the whole posse finished together, and then high-fived at how surprisingly well that had gone.

Jack rolled his eyes.

"So…" said Gibbs, realization dawning on his face. "We're going after this key!"

Jack scrutinised him. "You're not making any sense at all…"

"Any more questions?" Hazel asked trying to end the conversation, as Gibbs's head looked as if it was about to explode.

"So…" said Marty slowly. "Do we have a heading?"

"A heading! Yes!" exclaimed Jack taking out his compass, glancing at Hazel as he did so.

Jack studied the compass, looking confused.

"Set sail in general…" he rotated his finger in the air, mimicking the compass's needle.

For a split second he was pointing at Hazel. Her heart leapt.

"That way…direction…" he finished, pointing the complete opposite way.

Hazel sighed.

"Guess he must have moved on in a year…" said Katy giving her a pat on the back. "Don't worry, pirates can be like that. I'm sure he thought of you for the first few months that he was with other women."

Hazel was horrified. She struggled to come back with something equally as hurtful. "Shut up! You… skank!"

"A few minutes ago you called me a genius!" Katy protested.

"A lot can happen in a few minutes," said Hazel darkly and she stormed off.

Katy turned to Alex.

"Too soon to joke about it, then?" she asked, all innocence.

"Duh!" said Alex thumping her.