hey everybody! Celtic Boy here. For those of you who haven't read my
fanfic "Ask Mario", this is how it is. If you see this: It means the
author (me) is speaking. When you see this: It means I'm done speaking
and you can get on with the story. This is my first Action/Adventure fanfic
so I hope you like it. Mumbo isn't really in this chapter much. It's mostly
about Grunty coming back. Enjoy!
Chapter 1: Grunty's Revenge
It has been one year since Banjo and Kazooie defeated Grunty yet again! She has just lain there, nothing but a bonified head. She has been doing nothing but sitting there (if heads could sit) and thinking about the horrible things she would do to Banjo and friends. Suddenly, she hears someone coming, but she can't turn around to look. "Who is that? Who goes there? Is that Kazooie and her filthy bear?" asked Gruntilda.
"No," said a mysterious voice. "I have come to ask of your assistance, for I too, have had trouble with Banjo." "Who are you?" asked Grunty. "I'd like to know, and what do you have against Banjo?" Then the stranger stepped in front of her. He was a pig wearing black robes. "I am Wizpig." He said. "I am a sorcerer. I have come to bring you back. Look! I have your other bones! He then showed her a pile of bones.
After a while, Wizpig managed to connect all of Grunty's bones in the right places. "Ahahahaha!" laughed Grunty, "Thank you so much; my piggy freak. You have restored my former physique!" "You are welcome Gruntilda. Now we will defeat Banjo together! Now that I am an extremely powerful wizard, I can take on Banjo easily, but I need you to kill Kazooie." "No way!" Gruntilda said, "I will kill both of them today!" "Don't be a fool! I am in charge here and I get to kill Banjo!" "Oh no! I am in such a slam! I guess I'll have to turn you into ham!"
Gruntilda then started hurling spells at Wizpig and he did the same. Eventually though, Wizpig just screamed, "That's it! I'm just going to kill Banjo right now!" He then ran away. "Ha! Ha! You think you've won, but are little match has just begun!" She then hurried to the room where in Banjo- Tooie; she had absorbed king Dingaling's power.
"This time Wizpig, it's my turn. Now it is time to burn!" The machine was already charged up because when Kazooie reversed the power in Banjo- Tooie, she accidentally pushed a button that charged up the machine. Grunty aimed for Wizpig and fired.
Banjo was just sitting outside his house, minding his own business when Wizpig suddenly started throwing spells at him. Banjo quickly jumped away. Banjo and friends had managed to repair Spiral Mountain. "Wizpig? How did you- Whoa!" Banjo exclaimed as he narrowly dodged another spell. Then suddenly, a huge beam fell from the sky and landed right on Wizpig! "AAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!" Wizpig exclaimed as he got the life sucked out of him. After a while the beam left and he was nothing but a pale gray zombie. "What the heck? I don't like this." Banjo said. Suddenly Kazooie strutted in. "Hey Banjo! We got a postcard from Mumbo!" "Mumbo?" "Yeah remember? He went on vacation to Hawaii?" "Oh yeah! But never mind that, look at this!" "Whoa! Who is that?" "That used to be Wizpig. You remember me telling you about him right? "Oh yeah! What's he doing here?" "I don't know. He just started shooting spells at me until a big ray from the sky hit him and now he's like this!" "This sounds familiar." "You don't think it's." "I don't know Banjo, but we had better keep our eyes peeled."
"Ahahaha! Oh my goodness! He filled up the entire rack! Now I can get my body back!" She walked in the door and turned the machine on. Suddenly, she began to feel strange. She saw flesh creeping on to her bones, and after a while she was the same, fat Grunty she was in the first game.
"Finally, I am complete, now his maker Banjo will meet!" Gruntilda then began to work on B.O.B. She modified it so instead of giving peoples body back; it would just give her more magic powers. "Very powerful I will be, when I use this thing on little old me!" After she was done, she began to charge it again. This time she was going to use it on the entire area. Spiral Mountain, Isle of Hags. All of it.
After several hours it was ready. With the push of a button she would get revenge on Banjo, Kazooie, Humba Wumba, Bottles, Tooty, etc. but then she remembered something. "An ugly witch, I don't want to be, so I should go back and steal Tooty!"
She then ran outside and whistled for her broom. It flew toward her and she took off for her lair. She wasn't going to do anything wrong this time. When she reached it she dug through it until she found her machine to trade her looks with Tooty's. She charged it up until it was ready and then she set off for Banjo's house.
"Greetings Tooty! Grunty's back! Don't resist, fighting skills you do lack!" said the witch as she swooped down toward Tooty. "Oh no! Banjo! Help! She's back!" screamed Tooty as she was taken back toward Grunty's lair. "Tooty!" cried the bear. "Kazooie! Quick, she's back!" So the bear and bird raced toward her lair, but Grunty was way ahead of them.
So the witch shoved Tooty inside one door and she walked in the other. She had her broom flip the switch. Just then, Banjo and Kazooie ran in. "Stop right there Grunty!" "Oh no! We're too late!"
After it was done, the door Grunty was in opened. "Whoa," said Banjo, "You're pretty hot! I mean, what have you done to my sister? Reverse it and you don't get hurt. You know you can't fight us in a cramped room like this!" "This is true, my filthy little friend," said the now beautiful witch (she looks like she does in Banjo-Kazooie if you have game over), "But if you move, your sister will end!" Then she charged up a spell and aimed it at Tooty, who was now the ugliest thing you ever did see. "Stay back Kazooie." "But we have her!" "Stay back!" "OK."
Gruntilda threw some rope to her faithful broom. It tied them up. They let it tie them up because they didn't want Tooty to get hurt. After they were tied up the broom started hitting Banjo in the face. "No broom! Stop having your fun! For our plan is not done!" Then she got on the broom and flew toward B.O.B.
As soon as she left Kazooie flew out of the backpack. "Don't worry Banjo! I'll get her for you!" Then she flew toward Grunty, but the witch was way ahead of her.
As soon as she got too B.O.B. the witch approached the controls. "Come back you coward!" cried the bird; who was far away. "You have no manners you flying disease. I'm afraid you forgot to say please!" with that, she hit the button and everything but her tower was getting blasted.
"Ahahahahahaha!" laughed Grunty as she saw the mayhem she was causing. Trees were dying, people were getting zombified, it was terrible to behold. After that Grunty walked into the machine to give her an extremely powerful magical upgrade. After Grunty walked into the chamber and turned on the machine, there was a blast of light, and suddenly Grunty was the most powerful witch in the world.
Grunty walked out of the chamber. She didn't look different aside from the fact that she was radiating power. Grunty turned to her broom, who was the only living thing around aside from Gruntilda. "Thank you my faithful broom, now you are free to zoom! Beat up zombies I don't care, but I am going to build a new lair! With that, the broom happily zoomed off. Grunty then flew out of the tower and looked at B.O.B. (She could fly without a broom she was so powerful.) "Stupid, it was, for my sister's to put in a reverse, now I will destroy it with one quick curse!"
"No you won't!" yelled a voice from behind Gruntilda. Grunty turned around and she saw Brentilda, flying just like Grunty. "How did you survive?" asked Grunty, "Me and my broom are the only one's alive!" Brentilda replied, "Actually, just you." She pointed at a regular broom lying on the ground. It wasn't alive or anything. "Curse you!" shrieked Grunty, "That was my broom! Now it's time to make you a tomb!"
With that said, she started launching spells at Brentilda. She tried her best to dodge the spells, but Grunty was too strong! Finally, a spell hit her. She was transformed into a bug and fell to the ground. Grunty flew down and picked up her sister. " Well, well, that was a nice spar! But now I'm going to have to put you in a jar!" Then a jar appeared out of thin air into Grunty's hand and she put the pink bug inside. Now that that was over with, Grunty destroyed B.O.B and flew off to make another lair.
A WEEK LATER
Mumbo was feeling pretty good after his vacation to Hawaii, but nothing could have prepared him for what he saw now! "Yikes! Mumbo leaves bear and bird alone for just one month, and they destroy the place!
hey everybody! Celtic Boy here. I hoped you liked it. I'm going to work on the next chapter after I get Episode 108 done in "Ask Mario". I'm not sure if Wizpig really was a sorcerer or not, but if he wasn't, pretend he LEARNED! I don't own any of the characters on this fanfic. Thanks for reading!
Chapter 1: Grunty's Revenge
It has been one year since Banjo and Kazooie defeated Grunty yet again! She has just lain there, nothing but a bonified head. She has been doing nothing but sitting there (if heads could sit) and thinking about the horrible things she would do to Banjo and friends. Suddenly, she hears someone coming, but she can't turn around to look. "Who is that? Who goes there? Is that Kazooie and her filthy bear?" asked Gruntilda.
"No," said a mysterious voice. "I have come to ask of your assistance, for I too, have had trouble with Banjo." "Who are you?" asked Grunty. "I'd like to know, and what do you have against Banjo?" Then the stranger stepped in front of her. He was a pig wearing black robes. "I am Wizpig." He said. "I am a sorcerer. I have come to bring you back. Look! I have your other bones! He then showed her a pile of bones.
After a while, Wizpig managed to connect all of Grunty's bones in the right places. "Ahahahaha!" laughed Grunty, "Thank you so much; my piggy freak. You have restored my former physique!" "You are welcome Gruntilda. Now we will defeat Banjo together! Now that I am an extremely powerful wizard, I can take on Banjo easily, but I need you to kill Kazooie." "No way!" Gruntilda said, "I will kill both of them today!" "Don't be a fool! I am in charge here and I get to kill Banjo!" "Oh no! I am in such a slam! I guess I'll have to turn you into ham!"
Gruntilda then started hurling spells at Wizpig and he did the same. Eventually though, Wizpig just screamed, "That's it! I'm just going to kill Banjo right now!" He then ran away. "Ha! Ha! You think you've won, but are little match has just begun!" She then hurried to the room where in Banjo- Tooie; she had absorbed king Dingaling's power.
"This time Wizpig, it's my turn. Now it is time to burn!" The machine was already charged up because when Kazooie reversed the power in Banjo- Tooie, she accidentally pushed a button that charged up the machine. Grunty aimed for Wizpig and fired.
Banjo was just sitting outside his house, minding his own business when Wizpig suddenly started throwing spells at him. Banjo quickly jumped away. Banjo and friends had managed to repair Spiral Mountain. "Wizpig? How did you- Whoa!" Banjo exclaimed as he narrowly dodged another spell. Then suddenly, a huge beam fell from the sky and landed right on Wizpig! "AAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!" Wizpig exclaimed as he got the life sucked out of him. After a while the beam left and he was nothing but a pale gray zombie. "What the heck? I don't like this." Banjo said. Suddenly Kazooie strutted in. "Hey Banjo! We got a postcard from Mumbo!" "Mumbo?" "Yeah remember? He went on vacation to Hawaii?" "Oh yeah! But never mind that, look at this!" "Whoa! Who is that?" "That used to be Wizpig. You remember me telling you about him right? "Oh yeah! What's he doing here?" "I don't know. He just started shooting spells at me until a big ray from the sky hit him and now he's like this!" "This sounds familiar." "You don't think it's." "I don't know Banjo, but we had better keep our eyes peeled."
"Ahahaha! Oh my goodness! He filled up the entire rack! Now I can get my body back!" She walked in the door and turned the machine on. Suddenly, she began to feel strange. She saw flesh creeping on to her bones, and after a while she was the same, fat Grunty she was in the first game.
"Finally, I am complete, now his maker Banjo will meet!" Gruntilda then began to work on B.O.B. She modified it so instead of giving peoples body back; it would just give her more magic powers. "Very powerful I will be, when I use this thing on little old me!" After she was done, she began to charge it again. This time she was going to use it on the entire area. Spiral Mountain, Isle of Hags. All of it.
After several hours it was ready. With the push of a button she would get revenge on Banjo, Kazooie, Humba Wumba, Bottles, Tooty, etc. but then she remembered something. "An ugly witch, I don't want to be, so I should go back and steal Tooty!"
She then ran outside and whistled for her broom. It flew toward her and she took off for her lair. She wasn't going to do anything wrong this time. When she reached it she dug through it until she found her machine to trade her looks with Tooty's. She charged it up until it was ready and then she set off for Banjo's house.
"Greetings Tooty! Grunty's back! Don't resist, fighting skills you do lack!" said the witch as she swooped down toward Tooty. "Oh no! Banjo! Help! She's back!" screamed Tooty as she was taken back toward Grunty's lair. "Tooty!" cried the bear. "Kazooie! Quick, she's back!" So the bear and bird raced toward her lair, but Grunty was way ahead of them.
So the witch shoved Tooty inside one door and she walked in the other. She had her broom flip the switch. Just then, Banjo and Kazooie ran in. "Stop right there Grunty!" "Oh no! We're too late!"
After it was done, the door Grunty was in opened. "Whoa," said Banjo, "You're pretty hot! I mean, what have you done to my sister? Reverse it and you don't get hurt. You know you can't fight us in a cramped room like this!" "This is true, my filthy little friend," said the now beautiful witch (she looks like she does in Banjo-Kazooie if you have game over), "But if you move, your sister will end!" Then she charged up a spell and aimed it at Tooty, who was now the ugliest thing you ever did see. "Stay back Kazooie." "But we have her!" "Stay back!" "OK."
Gruntilda threw some rope to her faithful broom. It tied them up. They let it tie them up because they didn't want Tooty to get hurt. After they were tied up the broom started hitting Banjo in the face. "No broom! Stop having your fun! For our plan is not done!" Then she got on the broom and flew toward B.O.B.
As soon as she left Kazooie flew out of the backpack. "Don't worry Banjo! I'll get her for you!" Then she flew toward Grunty, but the witch was way ahead of her.
As soon as she got too B.O.B. the witch approached the controls. "Come back you coward!" cried the bird; who was far away. "You have no manners you flying disease. I'm afraid you forgot to say please!" with that, she hit the button and everything but her tower was getting blasted.
"Ahahahahahaha!" laughed Grunty as she saw the mayhem she was causing. Trees were dying, people were getting zombified, it was terrible to behold. After that Grunty walked into the machine to give her an extremely powerful magical upgrade. After Grunty walked into the chamber and turned on the machine, there was a blast of light, and suddenly Grunty was the most powerful witch in the world.
Grunty walked out of the chamber. She didn't look different aside from the fact that she was radiating power. Grunty turned to her broom, who was the only living thing around aside from Gruntilda. "Thank you my faithful broom, now you are free to zoom! Beat up zombies I don't care, but I am going to build a new lair! With that, the broom happily zoomed off. Grunty then flew out of the tower and looked at B.O.B. (She could fly without a broom she was so powerful.) "Stupid, it was, for my sister's to put in a reverse, now I will destroy it with one quick curse!"
"No you won't!" yelled a voice from behind Gruntilda. Grunty turned around and she saw Brentilda, flying just like Grunty. "How did you survive?" asked Grunty, "Me and my broom are the only one's alive!" Brentilda replied, "Actually, just you." She pointed at a regular broom lying on the ground. It wasn't alive or anything. "Curse you!" shrieked Grunty, "That was my broom! Now it's time to make you a tomb!"
With that said, she started launching spells at Brentilda. She tried her best to dodge the spells, but Grunty was too strong! Finally, a spell hit her. She was transformed into a bug and fell to the ground. Grunty flew down and picked up her sister. " Well, well, that was a nice spar! But now I'm going to have to put you in a jar!" Then a jar appeared out of thin air into Grunty's hand and she put the pink bug inside. Now that that was over with, Grunty destroyed B.O.B and flew off to make another lair.
A WEEK LATER
Mumbo was feeling pretty good after his vacation to Hawaii, but nothing could have prepared him for what he saw now! "Yikes! Mumbo leaves bear and bird alone for just one month, and they destroy the place!
hey everybody! Celtic Boy here. I hoped you liked it. I'm going to work on the next chapter after I get Episode 108 done in "Ask Mario". I'm not sure if Wizpig really was a sorcerer or not, but if he wasn't, pretend he LEARNED! I don't own any of the characters on this fanfic. Thanks for reading!