Gonna Be Alright
DENNIS'S POV
I couldn't believe it. When Coop and Kat told me, they LOVED each other... It was the strangest thing in my entire life.
I had just come home from college, Coop had decided not to go. And by 'decided' I mean he was rejected because his grades were too low. He told me and Fiona to go ahead with college, but I had been feeling guilty, because me and Fiona had been seeing each other for the last three weeks of college. But then I found out, that compared to who Coop was seeing, it looked like I had donated blood, and a kidney.
I burst through the door. "GUYS! I'm home!" I called through the Burtonburger home. No reply. I slapped my forehead, remembering that Millie and Burt were in London, for the next two weeks. I figured Coop was outside, battling Kat, so I decided to give him some help. I grabbed a soda from the fridge and popped it open, before heading out. "Hey, Coop! Need some-" I started, but what I saw made me drop my drink. Coop's right hand was on Kat's cheek, or where her cheek WOULD be. His other hand was intwined with her right, and her left was on Coop's shoulder. Their faces were close, so close that their lips were touching. I only saw it for a second, but there was no doubt about it. They were KISSING. My mortal enemy and best friend were KISSING. I did the only humane thing. I screamed. Coop jumped about a mile in the air. His face suddenly turned as red as a tomato. "Oh, uh, hey! Dennis! When did you get home?" he asked, his voice made it clear that he was hiding something. "WHAT THE FUCK?" I screamed at the top of my lungs. "Wha-what do you mean?" Coop asked nervously. "YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN! AND SO DO YOU, KAT! EXPLAIN IT, NOW!" I shouted. Coop glanced at Kat, then back at me. He sighed. "I figured you would find out. Kat and I are, uh... Well, we're dating. We're in love" he said. I kicked my can across the yard. Kat flinched. "Please, don't blame Coop. I basically seduced him into our first date, but if it hadn't been for that, we'd still be fighting" she said. I stared at her in shock. "Did she just TALK?" I asked, lowering my voice for the first time since I had come home. "Yeah. She made a universal translator, and hooked it into her collar" Coop explained. "Well, putting that aside, can you explain how THIS happened?" I asked. Coop sighed as Kat began to explain.