Hello everyone and welcome to a short stories series about Percy Jackson and the gang! It may be Short Stories, But it doesnt have to be a Short Series, so review any ideas you have for the story and be sure to favorite and follow!
Breakfast On the Argo II
Percy: Blue is my color
Jason: Then why isn't it your eye color?
Percy: ...
Piper:...
Annabeth: ...
Nico:...
Frank: Do yuo realize what you have done?!
Jason: What-
Percy:*jumps on Jason*
Percy: HOW DARE YOU
Percy: I WAS BORN THIS WAY
Percy: AND GUESS WHAT I AM BEAUTIFUL
Percy: I AM A LUSCIOUS VOLUPTUOUS PEICE OF LEMON CHICKEN DIPPED IN BLUE AND I AM BETTER THAN YOU!
Frank: Percy, inhale, exhale, inhale exhale
Percy: * hugs pillow pet* NO
Frank: We've been through this man
Percy: jason bullied me
Percy: I HOPE YOUR EARBUD CORDS GET TANGLED FORVER
Jason: *Gasp*
Simple Math
Annabeth: Okay time for a math lesson, Percy if you have 10 blue cookies and Jason asks for 2, how many would you have left?
Percy: 10, Jason knows not to ask for my blue cookies.
Annabeth: Okay, if Jason forcibly took 2 cookies how much would you have?
Percy: 10 blue cookies and a dead Jason * Smiling*
Annabeth:... *face palm*
Note to Jason
Dear Jason,
I've always loved you and ill never forget the day I touched your face,
I never meant to hurt you, I will wait for you forever
Love,
The Brick that someone threw at you
The Fangirl
Jason: Hey Perce, someone told me to give you a question,
Percy: Yeah sure what is it?
Jason: Okay, some fangirl asked, what if blue was really red
Percy: Where they at?...
Jason: That is kinda creepy man
Percy: I said where they at!
Jason: I dont know man calm down! Why so mad?
Percy: BECAUSE BLUE IS BLUE AND RED IS RED, AND THATS THAT OKAY?
Jason: dude its just a color...
Percy: IT IS NOT JUST A COLOR, IT IS THE SOUL PURPOSE OF MY ENTIRE LIFE!
Jason: Actually I think the purpose of your life is to save the world from ancient greek monsters a bunch of times but ya know, but maybe that is just me..