Disclaimer: Pretty obvious that I'm not JK… Just the parings in here should tell you that…
OK, can I just say, I am truly sorry for this. It must be the most hideous creation ever known to fandom...
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An Oompa Loompa Holiday!
Oompa Looma doom-pad-ee-doo,
Harry, Hermy and the git too,
Oompa Loompa doom-pad-ee-dee,
Went to an island over the sea.
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What do you get when teens are horny?
Drunken nights of 'stuff' on the beach!
Ginny and Bella are having good fun,
Hugging a lot in the afternoon sun!
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Oompa Loompa doom-pad-ee-dare,
Harry, Romilda! Such a great pair!
Oompa Loompa doom-pad-ee-dog,
They made out with a nice long snog!
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Oompa Loompa doom-pad-ee-dis,
Gin and Bella did not like this!
Oompa Loompa doom-pad-ee-doe,
So, they went off to Acapulco.
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Romilda, Harry! What a right ship,
Always together, joined at the hip!
How many times has Gin broke his heart?
Breaking up over Lord Voldefart!
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Oompa Loompa doom-pad-ee-don,
Umbridge was always staring at Ron
Oompa Loompa doom-pad-ee-dates,
Playing soccer with all his mates.
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Oompa Loompa doom-pad-ee-dook,
Umbridge approaches to have a look.
Oompa Loompa doom-pad-ee-doom,
Grabs Ron and drags him into her room!
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When she was there she ripped off all her clothes,
Giving Ron Weasley exotic strip shows!
Ron is a git so he smiled a great grin,
Wishing to do things very Slytherin!
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Oompa Loompa doom-pad-ee-dib,
Hermy saw a certain very fit squib!
Oompa Loompa doom-pad-ee-dace,
He took her to his favourite place.
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Why were they there on the broom cupboard floor?
Because it was Filch who wanted lots more!
Oh my God, they killed Mrs. Figg,
Whose heart attack was really quite big!
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Oompa Loompa doom-pad-ee-day,
It was a really good holiday!
Oompa Loompa doom-pad-ee-dall,
Pity food poisoning killed off them all!
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