The Twelve Days of Christmas . . . X-File Style . . .
On the first day of Christmas the writers gave to me
A flukman swimming in a sea of green
On the Second day of Christmas the writers gave to me
Two weeks probation
And a flukman swimming in a sea of green
On the third day of Christmas the writers gave to me
Three Fiji mermaids
Two weeks probation
And a flukman swimming in a sea of green
On the fourth day of Christmas the writers gave to me
Four weapons drawn
Three Fiji mermaids
Two weeks probation
And a flukman swimming in a sea of green
On the fifth day of Christmas the writers gave to me
Five cannibals
Four weapons drawn
Three Fiji mermaids
Two weeks probation
And a flukman swimming in a sea of green
On the sixth day of Christmas the writers gave to me
Six scary cats
Five cannibals
Four weapons drawn
Three Fiji mermaids
Two weeks probation
And a flukman swimming in a sea of green
On the seventh day of Christmas the writers gave to me
Seven packs of Morley's
Six scary cats
Five cannibals
Four weapons drawn
Three Fiji mermaids
Two weeks probation
And a flukman swimming in a sea of green
On the eighth day of Christmas the writers gave to me
Eight baseball-playing aliens
Seven packs of Morley's
Six scary cats
Five cannibals
Four weapons drawn
Three Fiji mermaids
Two weeks probation
And a flukman swimming in a sea of green
On the ninth day of Christmas the writers gave to me
Nine Freddy Kruegers
Eight baseball-playing aliens
Seven packs of Morley's
Six scary cats
Five cannibals
Four weapons drawn
Three Fiji mermaids
Two weeks probation
And a flukman swimming in a sea of green
On the tenth day of Christmas the writers gave to me
Ten dancing bones
Nine Freddy Kruegers
Eight baseball-playing aliens
Seven packs of Morley's
Six scary cats
Five cannibals
Four weapons drawn
Three Fiji mermaids
Two weeks probation
And a flukman swimming in a sea of green
On the eleventh day of Christmas the writers gave to me
Eleven bees a humming
Ten dancing bones
Nine Freddy Kruegers
Eight baseball-playing aliens
Seven packs of Morley's
Six scary cats
Five cannibals
Four weapons drawn
Three Fiji mermaids
Two weeks probation
And a flukman swimming in a sea of green
On the twelfth day of Christmas the writers gave to me
Twelve ridiculous ties
Eleven bees a humming
Ten dancing bones
Nine Freddy Kruegers
Eight baseball-playing aliens
Seven packs of Morley's
Six scary cats
Five cannibals
Four weapons drawn
Three Fiji mermaids
Two weeks probation
And a flukman swimming in a sea of green!!!!