Celestia makes a public announcement in front of her castle doors. Reporters from news companies grab their microphones as Celestia speaks.
"Hello there my little ponies. I just want to announce that the next election is comming up and since nopony is running against me, feel free to vote for me as your princess."
"Maybe nopony but not no man!", a voice said.
The voice came from a man with golden hair who walks next to Celestia.
"Who are you and why are you in front of my castle?"
"The name's Trump, Paul Trump, aka the owner of The Trump Organization, author of "The Art of the Deal", owner of the Trump Tower, the former host of "The Apprentice", and the current president of America. And I am running for leader, any questions?"
"Mr. Trump if you win the election, does that mean you will be in charge of both countries?", asks a reporter.
"Yes indeed, I am a man of buisness who could take all the responsibillity of anything. In fact, I am a man who is willing to do things right, now ms. princess here has been ruler for 1000 years or something. And nothing much has change! All she does is smile, wave, greet, promote schools, and live in this castle without any taxpayers! I am willing to make a change and I have plenty of more plans than Ms. Perfect! If you want just a boring country with no change, vote for Celestia, but if you want to make Equestria great again, vote for Trump! Now would you excuse me, I have a country to fix because unlike her I am actually doing something!"
Paul goes in his private plane and flies away.
A pony reporter is on a tv.
"Good evening, I'm Not Important Charcter Reporter Yes That's Actually My Name If The Capitalization Stops Then The Rest Is Not My Name Because Ponywriter55 Is Too Lazy To Pick A Name For Me for your news report. It seems that Paul Trump, the current president of the U.S., is running against Celestia for Equestria. We're moving to Statistics Short Name to learn more about this election, take it away Statistics Short Name."
"Thank you Not Important Charcter Reporter Yes That's Actually My Name If The Capitalization Stops Then The Rest Is Not My Name Because Ponywriter55 Is Too Lazy To Pick A Name For Me, now last year in 2016 Trump runs againsts Hillary Clinton as she's lost the election. If Trump wins this election then he will rule two countries. Now, according to Trump's speech he states that Celestia has not done so much for Equestria and that he will make a difference that Celestia has never done before. If my probabillity is correct then Trump will win by 98% of the votes. In other news Big Mac is seen humping a doll, it appears-"
Celestia turns off the tv as she throws it out of the castle window. Luna walks in.
"Sister, are you alright?", Luna asks.
"No Luna, I am not alright. If Trump wins then all my power of Equestria will be transferred to that dog hair guy! And you will be forced to marry him."
"What? No! I can't marry him! We have to do something about this!"
"I'm afraid there is nothing we can do."
"So what? You're just going go back to watching Netflix?"
"I'm still two seasons away from Sherlock and be quiet I'm watching PonyTube."
Celestia opens up YouTube and watches PonyTube. PonyTube appears in the video as he sits on his desk.
"Hey guy, PonyTube here! Remember that disasterious American election in 2016! Well, it's happening again except it's in Equestria with Trump as a candidate! Rumors say that Trump is having a secret affair with his own daughter named Linda. There's no offical proof yet, but Trump did show signs of his attraction to her. Now if you ask me, I-"
Celestia pauses the video as she come up with an idea.
"That's it Luna!"
"What?"
"All we have to do is prove that the rumors about Trump is true."
"So what? Are we like the Mythbusters?"
"Nooooo. All Mythbusters is do boring science stuff all just to confirm something nopony cares about."
"So what stuff are we doing?"
"Ummmmm."
"Sister?"
"Breaking into the White House."
"What? Where Trump lives? Sister, I'm sure we'll get arrested."
"No we won't, you could just use the invisibility spell on us."
"Sister, I'm not sure I'm willing to invade Trump's privacy."
"Ok, think about this. If Trump wins, he'll marry you and he'll have to go through all your private parts."
"Ok, that's a good point. But even if we show proof of Trump and Linda's affair then it also shows proof that we were inside the White House."
"Don't worry, I'll just bring a video camera and post it anonymously online."
"Do you even know how to upload a video or even use a video camera."
"You press the green arrow to record, right?"
Luna facepalms.
"Ok, so I don't know how to use one, but I could get Twilight to teach me."
"Won't Twilight asks why? Sister, you're not going to lie to her, are you?"
"I must do everything in my cost in order to win, are you with me?"
Luna starts thinking.
"Fine."
"Great, now all I need is to ask Twilight."
Twilight is in her castle with Celestia as they both drink tea.
"You want me to do what?"
"To teach me how to use a video camera."
Twilight smiles.
"This is so exciting! I'm actually teaching the princess! Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh! Of course! Wait, why do you need to use a video camera?"
"For my campaign video. You know? Since I'm running against Trump?"
"Yes, I've heard the news."
"Can you also teach me how to mute when I'm recording."
"Why? Isn't the point of campaign video to hear the candidate's voice?"
"Well, I wanted to be uhh silent, yeah silent campaign. You know? Like those old silent movies in the 30s?"
"Oh, ok. Let me teach you."
Luna and Celestia are now in the White House's lawn hiding behind a tree as two guards stood in front of the doors. Celestia starts recording from Twilight's camera she borrowed and set it to mute mode. Luna triggers her horn as Celestia and Luna become invisible.
Paul Trump walks in with Linda in as the guards let them inside.
Things are about to get serious.
