Quick note for those who might actually be reading this. When I started this, I SUCKED. The first several? Yeah um, TERRIBLE. SO! If you actually want something remotely amusing, start with the last chapter, and go backwards. I'll leave the crappy stuff at the beginning because it's a great way for me to look back, a nice example of growth for the fanfiction population, and fodder for those dramitic readers who love to find something to make fun of (it should be. It was terrible in the beginning). I was 13-14ish when this started. The publish date above should tell you how long ago THAT was.
Laugh up all the terribleness of the beginning of this, and let me know what you think about the recents.
And from here, we jump back to my sad, early teen-self.
Good luck.
sorcerousfang: Hey people! I'm back with a another random thing! And I'm not even done with my first story yet! stupid writers block... But that's beside the point! These are gonna be random, completely, accoring to Dee, who still needs a screen name...
Dee: What was that...
sorcerousfang: ummmm so before I get killed... read!
Job-
Kagura flew through the air on her gaint feather thingy. Naraku had recently been defeated, and she was the free wind... or so she thought. But, the point is, she's free.
But with Naraku gone, she had nothing to do...joy...
and no money... more joy...
and she needed a new kimono... welling with joy...
Soooo... she decided to get one (completely origanal, huh?)
But she wanted to start over, and not have a reputation with some idiot of a demon that messed with other idiots heads, so she decided against killing someone for one, or stealling.
But she still had no money...rainbows of joy.
Then! Her luck changed!
A rich old man was hammering a sign into the dirt that said HELP WANTED...JOY!... (where he got that...don't ask)
AND... he wasn't getting any help!
so she walked up casually, and asked about the job.
The man studied her, and nodded his head slowly.
"So do I get the job, Old Man?"
"Hmmmm, if you'll answer these questions..."
"whatever"
"Name?"
"Kagura"
"age?"
"..."
"age?.."
"I don't have a clue..."
"Okay... How 'bout this? Are you a demon?"
wanting to just get the job and quit when she had enough money, she told the truth.
"Yes"
"what kind?"
"Grrr... I'm a wind witch..."
"hmmm... Perfect!"
the man suddenly grabbed her arm and led her in the back.
2 hours later...
"And don't forget o'er here!"
"whatever..."
She waved her fan lazily, making some part of the many leaves in the back yard fly into a pile
"Kami, I've been reduced to a leaf blower...stupid Karma..."
sorcerousfang: yah! serves people right!
Dee: you make no sense
sorcerousfang: that's what i'm aiming for!
Dee:... you should've stayed sick...-.-
sorcerousfang: (so hyper, I'm oblivious) Yah! REVEIW!