Disclaimer: Psh, I wish.

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He is always looking at her. Always. His colleagues complain that he spends too much time with her. And he is always making excuses to be with her.

She is his arm-candy.

He goes to bed with her next to him, his fingers making a trail up her spine. He wakes up and she is next to him.

It is his ritual.

Kakashi goes to bed whispering the name of his loved one.

"Icha Icha Paradise…"

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A/N: Yes, I know, total crack. But I couldn't resist. This probably sucks.