A/N: I made this out of fun and to show my readers (all three of you) that everything is fair game. If you did not read the summary, this short free-form poem has references to INCEST. If that's alright, by all means! Enjoy!
You are a tit and I am a dick,
You have a sword while I have a stick.
My eyes are earth but yours are sky,
How we became brothers, I don't know why!
The Maker played a trick, I reckon,
'cause every night I have an erection.
I blame your manly arms on display,
If mother knew, she'd have dismay.
And so I hide these feelings true,
A burden, nothing else! For you!
A smack, a jeer, an unkind look
To keep myself from your hook.
Oh Carver, my Carver, My bosom brother!
'tis words, my truth, 'tis are forever!
Of course, only in ink they'll lie,
From your eyes, they'll elude and fly.