Stans POV.
Stan Meets His first friend.
I couldnt believe it was time already! Im starting pre-school! I remember when I was only 3 and now here i am. 4 years old and about to start the greatest adventure of my whole life thing.
My mommy was crying and saying how fast I grew up.
"Oh Stanly if anyone is mean to you, just tell the teacher and I'll be right over Okay? Dont let anyone be smart to you!"
"Yes mommy." I held my Spiderman lunchbox and put on my blue and red toboggan.
"And if youre mean to anyone mark my words I'll whoop your ass!" She gets mood swings sometimes. I think
its cause theres this time where her pee is red and it makes her moods all funky. I dont know why I think red
pee is pretty cool! Better than regular yellow.
"Go on Stanly. I will right here waiting when you are finished with your day. Bye Sweetie."
She picked me up and got all smoochy-smoochy with me."
"Bye Stanly!" She waved and I walked into the building. It had A big sun on it- It was called "Happy Smiles Academy for young pupils"
Im not a eyeball... I thought. Why do I have to go to school with a bunch of eyeballs?
I saw a lady standing she was surrounded by little kids like me- I guess we werent going to be eyeballs afeter all!
"Excuse me little boy!" The teacher said.
"What?" I said she was talking to me.
"Who are you?"
"My names Stanly Marsh!"
"Oh Stanly! Come weve been waiting for you!"
I runned over there (im using "runned" because its a kids POV)
She led us to a big fancy room with shiny and colorful things everywhere. The teacher told us to sit down and
we all got in a circle. I sat next to some big fat kid.
"Whats your name? " I said to him.
He looked at me. He had a blue and yellow hat on and his cheeks were chubby and red.
"My names Eric." he said.
"Im Stanly!"
"Hi Stan" he said. "Your hat looks like a hat my moms boyfriend has."
"Really?" I said.
"Yeah..well one of them..my mom has a lot of boyfriends. She has a different one spend the night everynight.
I never really meet them cause my mommy always makes me dress up like a mailman or a fireman and I
have to smack his ass with a whip!"
I gasped. "You just said a bad word!"
"What smack?"
"No!" I said. "The A word!"
"Ass?" he said.
"DONT SAY THAT!!" I yelled.
"Is there a problem boys?" the teacher said.
"No!" I yelled.
"Good. The teacher said. "My names Ms.Claridge.. Im 26 years old and I live in Conifer. and I will be your
preschool teacher! K?" She smiled and tilted her head like that cow from Rockos Modern Life.
"Now Today were going to talk about colors! This is a red!" She held up a apple."
"Red is a color. Everybody say that with me...caaaaaaalllloooorrrrrrr."
That fat kid pulled a cookie out of his pocket.
"Hey kid I don think we can eat in here untill,"
"Ay! shut up or ill kick you in the nuts!" he said.
"I didnt bring any nuts with me..." I looked in my pockets.
The teacher kept rambling on about colors when everyone heard a loud long sound. Then it got all stinky.
Everyone looked around.
Eric laughed. "Oops!"
Ms. Claridge lookad at Eric.
"Was that you Eric?" she said.
"Yes...Im sorry I farted!" he laughed.
"O you think thats so funny why dont you go sit in the corner!"
"Aw Dammit!" he whipered."
"YOU JUST SAID ANOTHER BAD WORD! YOU SAID DAMMIT!" I yelled. Wait a minute...oops.
"STANLY!" Ms. Claridge yelled. "I will not tolerate that mouth you go to the corner young man."
"Oooo poop." I almost cried as I walked to the corner. By Eric.
"Were bad." he said.
"I know." I did start crying.
"Hey do you wanna be my friend?" he said.
"Really?" I smiled. "Sure! I'd love to have a friend!"'
So me and my new friend stood in the corner untill we waited for the next exiting thing to happen.