Authors Note:
This just came to me one day, from somewhere deep in my odd little brain.
The AVPM references might be confusing to those who haven't seen it.
So you know: This chapter is very short, but the next 2 are longer and slighty better!
I own nothing, just playing around with the amazing characters our queen J.K created.
(Also don't own picture used, it just happens to be perfect for this story).
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Once upon a time in a magical land far, far away, and many moons ago, there lived a young boy. His name was...DRACO MALFOY! One day, Draco finally mastered the use of the potty. He thought to himself, 'my father must hear about this!'
And ran off to find him.
Draco found his father, Lucius, doing magical paperwork in the study. He looked up when his son burst through the door, he sighed. "Draco, you little shit...what do you want now!?" Draco told him about the potty skills he had just acquired. "Fan-freaking-tastic for you, now leave me alone. I'm busy." Draco's smile turned upside down and he slumped back to his room.
(This is the inevitable sad part of the story).
Draco lay on his bed and stared at his ceiling, which was painted to look like the solar system and charmed to move about. He stood up on his bed and jumped until he could just touch the picture of Mars. "One day," he said, "I WILL go to Pigfarts!"
BANG
His door flew open and his father stood there...taking up the entire doorway. Draco turned to him… "DADDY, DADDY, YOU'VE COME TO LOVE ME!"
Lucius shook his head slowly, with a mildly amused look on his face. "Merlin son, must you say that EVERY SINGLE TIME I COME TO SEE YOU?"
Draco grinned sheepishly. "So why are you here daddy...if not to love me?"
"You have a visitor." He looked utterly astounded while saying this.
"OHHHH WHO WHO WHO!" Lucius stepped aside to let the mystery visitor in.
(Pause for dramatic effect).
Draco squealed excitedly when he saw who had come to see him. "HEEEERRRRRMMIIOOONNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
He embraced his friend in a bear hug before stepping back and giggling. Lucius rolled his eyes and left, shutting the door behind him. "Mione, what are you doing here?"
She smiled warmly at the little boy she had only recently grown to love. "Draco don't be silly. I came to say 'HAPPY BIRTHDAY' of course."
"Awwww, you remembered! Thank you!" He squealed again.
"Oh and I brought you a little something..."
Draco's face went :O. "OH, OH, OH, REALLY? WHAT IS IT? WHAT DID YOU BRING? OHHHHHH."
Hermione laughed, "Calm down Draco!" She pulled a box from her magical bottomless bag. It was an average sized box, not too big yet not too small. She handed it to the birthday boy. "Here you go...enjoy."
He took the box from her, saying thank you again and again. Draco placed it on his bed and carefully lifted the lid, inside was...
(DRAMATIC EFFECT FTW).
OH MY MERLIN! Draco cried.
He stared wide-eyed into the box before turning to Hermione and hugging her again. A ROCKET SHIP CAKE!
"How did you know that's just what I have always wanted?"
She rolled her eyes. "Oh I don't know, maybe coz you mentioned it one or two or a hundred thousand times!" They both laughed.
"Oh Hermione, this is the best birthday ever!" And it truly was his best birthday, because he got the two things he had always wanted.
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HERMIONE GRANGER AND A ROCKET SHIP!
THE END!
(But not really :P)