The Weirdest Fetish Of All
By Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus
It was a typical normal night in Central City, the city in Sonic The Hedgehog were such classic levels like City Escape and Radical Highway were located in. All was going well in the city, everyone going amongst their days... when in an apartment building, was Knuckles The Echidna, and he was fapping.
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Fapping to what, you ask?
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Why, his weird fetish of watching the paint dry.
"Oh... yeah..." Knuckles stated as he was getting off on all four of his echidna penises, being the dirty mammalian bastard that he was.
"Hey Knuckles, here's your pepperoni and grapes topped pizza..." Silver The Hedgehog stated as he walked in, gasping in shock as he dropped the white cardboard box that contained pizza down, his arms flopping by his sides as he couldn't believe what he was seeing. "Oh my fucking..."
Knuckles turned his head, to see Silver, glancing down at the box of pizza as he glanced back up at Silver, smiling. "Hey, just in time. Care to join me?"
Silver slowly raised his right hand as he pointed at Knuckles, being disgusted and shock. "What... what are you jacking off to?"
Knuckles smiled as he turned to the wall, watching the paint dry. "The drying paint. It really makes you feel better. Like a new echidna, man."
"...literally doing nothing makes you hard?" Silver commented as he just shook his head in disappointment, placing his hands on his hips. "You are just... you are ridiculous."
Knuckles only laughed at Silver's dismay, continuing to masturbate using both of his hands on all four of his penises, when suddenly Rouge The Bat farted in Knuckles' face, wearing her tight black pants as she smiled, her deep pitched gas blast blowing Knuckles' dreadlocks back. However, she wouldn't enjoy the moment of taunting the echidna with her flatulence as Knuckles immediately pushed her to the side, focusing on his devotion to the drying paint.
"Are you kidding me!?" Rouge exclaimed as she stood up, putting her hands on her hps as her boobs were jiggling, insulted. "You didn't even pay attention to me, you red bastard!"
"Piss off, bitch!" barked back as he kept on fapping. "I have something better to do with my spare time!"
Rouge's eyes twitched as she turned to Silver, who simply shrugged in response as Rouge left the apartment room in disgust, letting out a raunchy fart as she pushed Silver to the side. Silver gawked as he tried not to breathe in Rouge flatulence, turning his head back to Knuckles, who kept on jacking off as if Rouge wasn't there at all. Silver sighed as he left the room, only to gawk even more as he saw Professor Pickle standing in the hallway, completely naked.
"What?" Professor Pickle asked Silver, his hands behind his back as his... 'pickle' was fully erected. "I'm just studying the nature of anthropomorphic animals and their weird fascinations."
Having seen enough penises for one night, Silver fainted as he fell on his back, with Professor Pickle picking him up as he entered Knuckles' room, to see Knuckles cumming as the entire wall of drying paint was completely covered in cum.