Here's something I think y'all will enjoy. :D
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto. Just the plot
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rameeenking101: yo, dude! wazzup?
sasukeRULES: hn.
rameeenking101: wow! that's really cool, teme……….. hear the SARCASM!!!!! why must i have a best friend like you?
sasukeRULES: back at ya, dobe.
rameeenking101: feel my glare, teme. feel it.
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iLoveNOTMyYoungerBrother: may i join your very interesting conversation, brother?
sasukeRULES: NO!
rameeenking101: sure, Itachi!
iLoveNOTMyYoungerBrother: so, what were you, two, talking about?
rameeenking101: nothing really important.
iLoveNOTMyYoungerBrother: well, i have a topic that would really interest you.
especially Sasuke.
sasukeRULES: i can see your evil smirk. literally. i just passed your room on my way back from the kitchen.
rameeenking101: don't tell me you're eating tomatoes again, teme.
sasukeRULES: at least it's not ramen.
rameeenking101: oh, you're crossing the line, teme! don't you DARE speak like that to Ramen!
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iLoveNOTMyYoungerBrother: i sent you a file, brother. save it on your computer. i swear you'll LOVE it.
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rameeenking101: what is it, sasuke? what did Itachi send?
sasukeRULES: i'll definitely kill my brother.
iLoveNOTMyYoungerBrother: reminds me of that anime i was watching last night. it's about a guy who wants to rescue his best friend because he left their village to kill his brother.
sasukeRULES: i watch it, too, Itachi. and you'll definitely have the same destiny with that guy's brother.
rameeenking101: WHAT IS IT??????????????
iLoveNOTMyYoungerBrother: anyway, i just came in to send that file to ya, sasuke. gtg. the guys are waiting.
sasukeRULES: wait, did you throw the garbage?
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sasukeRULES: no. hn. damn you, Itachi!
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iLoveNOTMyYoungerBrother: oh, I love you too, sasuke.
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sasukeRULES: brb, dobe. i'll just throw that shit Itachi left.
rameeenking101: sure
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rameeenking101: teme, i like your new username. :D why change?
sasuketheIDIOT: it's sakura's fault
rameenking101: o.O
sasuketheIDIOT: hn.
rameeenking101: i know you're in love with sakura and all, but really, why?
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Itachi Helps His Emo Brother Get the Woman of His Dreams
(A written form of Haruno Sakura and Yamanaka Ino's conversation.)
Report by: Uchiha Itachi
Lunch.
Monday
12:03 pm to 12:15 pm.
Konaha Academy Roof.
Haruno Sakura [HS]
Yamanaka Ino [YI]
Uchiha Sasuke [US]
HS: Idiocy is my sister!
YI: No, dear, she's your twin.
Sakura glares at Ino
YI: Right, why?
HS: Did you not see what I did on our way here?
YI: What, you waved at him. What's wrong with that?
HS: It was stupid. He didn't even smile or wave back. I knew he'd do that. So why, WHY did I still do it?
YI: Forehead, you don't have to exaggerate. It's just that it's Sasuke. It's how he is.
HS: That's it, Pig. It's him. So expressionless, so cold, so unreadable… you can't tell if he's actually happy or annoyed at your actions.
YI: I know deep inside Sasuke appreciated your friendly gesture.
HS: How would you know, Pig?
Sakura looks hopelessly at Ino
HS: I'm so stupid. Stupid. Stupid. Stupid. Tell me, Ino, what IDIOT would fall crazy in love with someone like me?
YI: God, Sakura. It's –
US: Me?
HS: Sasuke?
US: I think the answer is me.
HS: What? I'm dreaming. This can't be true.
YI: It's true. Naruto and I have been talking these past few days. And we told each other what a bummer it is to have best friends that are so, so, so stubborn. You – always telling me that Sasuke can NOT love you because you're annoying and he's so prodigious. But the truth is, Forehead, he does. He's crazy about you. Naruto says so.
HS: Naruto may be lying.
Ino reaches for his pocket and gives a folded sheet of paper to Sakura.
Sakura unfolds paper.
YI: That, my friend, is the conversation Naruto and Sasuke had during Math. It perfectly states there that Naruto had Sasuke confess his true feelings for you.
HS: This can't be true. I mean –
US: What? I'll kill that dobe.
YI: What the hell! Now, you DON'T want to believe it? C'mon, aren't you happy that Sasuke loves you, too?
HS: Oh my God! Is it true?
US: Can you give us a minute?
Ino leaves.
US: What are you going to do if I said yes?
Sakura kisses Sasuke on the lips.
HS: That.
US: Then, Yes.
They kiss again.
I didn't get the note of Uzmaki Naruto and Uchiha Sasuke but I'm sure it's my brother (Uchiha Sasuke) telling he DOES love Haruno Sakura.
P.S I have the record in my phone for proof
P.P.S Brother, my laundry or this on every site I have an account on. And remember, I have LOTS of accounts.
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rameenking101: oh, so that's why you changed your username.
sasuketheIDIOT: wait for it. 3.. 2.. 1—
rameenking101: OHMYGOD! Does that mean I'm going to be an uncle?
sasuketheIDIOT: no, idiot!
rameeenking101: or are you girlfriend and boyfriend now? wait i'm gonna ask sakura to go on line so i can ask her in front of ya!
sasuketheIDIOT: no, idiot! DON'T! yes, we're going out! GOD! you're hopeless!
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SakiKicksAss: what is it now, naruto? oh, hi, sasuke! :)
sasuketheIDIOT: hn.
rameeenking101: is it true, sakura-chan?
SakiKicksAss: sasuke, what happened to your username? naruto, what's true?
rameeenking101: that you and teme are going out now?
sasuketheIDIOT: hn. naruto, I told you –
SakiKicksAss: we haven't really gone out, naruto. but, we're planning to. and maybe you can say that we're bfgf now. :D
rameeenking101: cooooollll!!! i'm gonna be a godfather in the future!
SakiKicksAss: eyeroll, naruto! anyway, sasuke, what's with the username?
rameeenking101: oh, sakura-chan! about sasuke's username… he changed it because itachi sent him a written form of your conversation during lunch yesterday.
SakiKicksAss: what written form?
sasuketheIDIOT: don't send it, dobe!
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SakiKicksAss: i can't believe itachi did that!!!!!!
sasuketheIDIOT: same.
SakiKicksAss: but I think it's sweet of you to change your username just because of that.
sasuketheIDIOT: hn.
rameeenking101: teme's blushiiiiiing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sasuketheIDIOT: shut it, idiot!
SakiKicksAss: i guess i gtg.
sasuketheIDIOT: i'll meet at you at your apartment in 5.
SakiKicksAss: sure.
Rameeenking101: hey, teme! don't leave me!
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rameeenking101: teme! don't rape sakura!
Rameeenking101: at least wear a condom! no, I take that back! CONDOMS with the s! that means MANY!
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sasuketheIDIOT: remind me to kill naruto
SakiKicksAss: with pleasure.
rameeenking101: gulp
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SakiKicksAss: i love you, sasuke. and I don't mind if we do it.
sasuketheIDIOT: with pleasure.
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Watcha think? Review if you must. :D hope you liked it. :D
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