Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN THESE CHARACTERS!!!! But I do own the main story plot.
Can't Stop Running
I remember the day that led me to this horrible place. Me, Green Skin, and Jak were waiting for the buxom bitch to finish tinkering with the warp gate. I didn't like where this was going but of course who would listen to little ol' Daxter, after all he's only a spineless womanizer who just so happens to look like a weasel. But that's not true, okay I'll admit I can be spineless at times, and yes I do hit on the women like a starving man presented with a buffet, but seriously ever heard of cover up. Its not that I don't like the ladies, they're wonderful especially my Tessy-kins but they don't light me up and make me wanna fly. Their fun to talk to and more fun to hit on in the most shameless acts that are out there but in all fairness I prefer my significant others to be so firm you can bounce a quarter off their fine ass, and having green to blonde hair and piercing blue eyes just happen to be perks. I can even take the extra personality that just so happens to make them grow horns, turn all purple-people-eater, and have black holes for eyes. But what I can't take is that person allowing every damn woman in tight fitting clothing to drape and rub against him as if they were marking him as theirs. I'll have you know I have a permanent spot right on the guy's shoulder that means I LEAVE THE DAMN MARK!!!! But ya know I lived I delt, and now I'm rambling, back to the point at hand, or paw in whichever case applies, so yeah I'm twittering away on Jak's shoulders, his eyes are glued on Kiera's ass, why I'll never know everytime she turns I'm shocked she doesn't knock something over with those two marshmallows she has in her pants. But I'm sitting there playing with my tail, a nervous habit I picked up on our last adventure when she does it, she manages to make the thing work the only problem, it sucked us in shot us out and we had no clue where we were. First thing I noticed was the stench, where clean air and ocean breezes once were was the over whelming stench of grease, people, and mess. But there was no time to take in the scenic view, because as soon as I got Jak up and running, he'd lose his head if it weren't for me, we were attacked, well Jak was attacked, no one cared about the snarling Ottsel. They took him, he tried to fight but they just grabbed him and just like that my light was gone, the Jak to my Daxter was removed and I was alone. Let it be dully noted that I did not break down right there I waited till I was safely hidden then I broke down, it was not pretty. But now I was on my own and I refused to stay that way, I was going to find Jak, get him back, get my old body back, and show him exactly why Kiera had nothing on me.
