A Sin Called Incest

By Phoenix Guardian of Fire

Edited and funny suggestions by lOSTmYpAIN

Okay…well as many of you can tell I have come up with yet another story idea. But of course since this is on it doesn't belong to me. The original plot and characters belong to Masashi Kishimoto. Ryuho, Zai, and Hitomi belong to me. Also I want to thank lOSTmYpAIN for being my beta reader and making all these funny suggestions while I was writing. THANKS lOST!! If you like this story I suggest you check out Survival Of The Fittest Shrink co—written by lOSTmYpAIN and also you should read her other stories, they're amazing!!

Chapter one: Uchiha—napped

The clash of battle was all around them. The three Konoha jounin battling for their lives against six Akatsuki members, only three were identified as Kisame, Deidara, and Uchiha Itachi.

The three unidentified Akatsuki swarmed over the two male shinobi while Kisame, Deidara, and Itachi were trying to overpower the kunoichi, Uchiha Hitomi.

Hitomi's eyes were locked on her opponents, occasionally wandering to her teammate, Uzumaki Ryuho and Aburame Zai. 'They're trying to separate us,' the kunoichi realized. Unfortunately for the Akatsuki all three of the Konoha shinobi worked as well together as they do apart.

Hitomi began doing the necessary hand signs before shouting "Fire style Art—— of the Dragon's breath Phoenix Technique!" She sent blazes of fire towards her enemies, as she expected they dodged them. Sending some chakra to her feet she sped off towards, and then up an extremely tall tree. "Kagebunshin no Jutsu——Art of the Doppleganger." She whispered as a doppleganger appeared next to her. The clone lunged out of the tree and back into the fight. The real Hitomi sat waiting for the opportune moment to throw senbon down to rain over the battlefield.

"Hiding from someone?" Kisame asked from behind her. 'Oh shit.' She mentally cursed. She jumped down next to her teammates.

"Ryuho we need dopplegangers, Zai could you send some of your bugs to your father for back—up?" Hitomi asked, not waiting for an answer.

"Kagebunshin no Jutsu——Art of the Doppleganger!" Ryuho cried as Zai sent waves of insects to fly towards their enemies and a few went through the forest to Konoha. Hitomi tried to catch her breath to calm her frayed nerves. When she opened her eyes, gone was the onyx color from her orbs. It'd been replaced by the crimson of the Sharingan. Ryuho activated his Byakugan allowing him to use Jujin or Gental Fist taijutsu.

With the Sharingan, Hitomi searched for the other Sharingan master, it would be better if she fought Itachi, since it was her clan her murdered. Crimson eyes swept across the battle zone, the other Uchiha was no where to be found. Instinct told her to look up, and she found the elder Uchiha watching her.

"Hitomi, wait for Shino—senpai to get here! You can't fight those three on your own!" Ryuho ordered.

"I have to, that bastard is a traitor, and a murderer. In any case it's kill or be killed." Ryuho considered this for a moment, then nodded.

"I'll help you when I can." Ryuho went back to fighting with his dopplegangers.

Hitomi disappeared only to reappear in front of Itachi in a puff of smoke.

"Well aren't you talented?" Kisame taunted.

"Hn." Hitomi answered in a true Uchiha—like fashion. She slipped a senbon out of her holster and threw it into Kisame's neck, efficiently knocking him out for the time being. Her attention spun to Itachi and Deidara who were watching her and assessing her abilities.

"It pointless kunoichi, even if you somehow manage to beat Itachi and I, you won't stop the others…yeah." Deidara said.

"But, Ryuho and Zai—"

"Are dead." Itachi cut in. Horror struck her features as she turned to look at her teammates. She looked at their prone forms carefully. Her medic skills kicking in.

"They're not—" this time when Itachi cut her off it was with him squeezing the back of her neck, making her lose consciousness.

"Deidara." Itachi snapped.

"Uh, yeah?" the blond said with a curious look on his face. Instead of letting the kunoichi fall to her more—than—likely death, he caught her and was currently holding her bridal style.

"Take the kunoichi to HQ, I'll be there soon with Kisame and the others." Itachi ordered setting Hitomi onto the branch gently. Deidara threw the girl over his shoulders and ran back to their current headquarters.

Itachi dropped next to Kisame's body, but instead of helping his fallen comrade, he went to the other three members of Akatsuki, who were about to kill the kunoichi's teammates they'd knocked out.

"Leave them. We have what we want." Itachi said firmly. They nodded and took off. This time when Itachi walked past Kisame he picked him up and headed back to HQ.

Ryuho tried to stand up. From the position of the sun, it was about noon. 2 hours since the Akatsuki ambushed them. Ryuho looked around. He saw Zai sprawled a few feet away, but no Hitomi in sight. Frantically he activated his Byakugan, searching as far as he could in every direction, the results were the same, no Hitomi.

Pushing himself onto his knees and then to his feet, he walked over to his friend and teammate just as Shino and his uncle Neji broke through the tree line.

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