STAR TREK CRAP!! first chapter!! we're not sure if we're going to write more or not, but if you want us to, then we will!
this is what happens when you have nothing to do in Geometry (because who pays attention to that? xD)
By: My friend with help from me!!
Parentheses are what they are thinking…
lol this would NEVER happen in the series, but I still think it's hilarious!
Characters: Spock and Jim Kirk (No slash)
Disclaimer: We don't own Star Trek... even though I wish I owned Spock -grins-
Warning: A rather Emotional Spock and a crazy Jim Kirk. Most of the cursing is blocked just because i didn't feel like writing it all out xD... plus it was in my Geometry journal so... if the teacher saw it, she'd be like "um..."
oh, and bitchcake is a little inside joke thing between me and my friends xD
Jim: Spock!! Spock?! Can you hear me?!
Spock: Huh? Jim? I'm here… do you read me?
Jim: WE'RE GOING DOWN!!! I REPEAT: WE'RE GOING DOWN!!!
Spock: -laughs-
Jim: WTF?! (crazy laughing Vulcan) WE'RE GOING DOWN!!!!
Spock: HAHAHAHA!!! THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!!
Jim: … -silence- … you're a douche.
Spock: WHAAAAAAT?!?! YOU JUST CALLED ME THAT?!?! WTF? YOU ARE SO MEAN!!! (what a douche)
Jim: … What? I'm mean? You B******!
Spock: uh…Who do you think you are? Really…
Jim: Uh… the captain…
Spock: well look who's being a smart ass…
Jim: DON'T TALK BACK TO ME!! I CAN KICK YOU OFF THIS SHIP
Spock: (I'm not on the ship… lol) I HAVE FREEDOM OF SPEECH!!! UGH… GEEZ.
Jim: … are you having some sort of special Vulcan PMS?
Spock: -gasp- (he did NOT!) I AM GOING TO VERBALLY B****SLAP YOU VIA THE INTERCOM! (Besides… Pon Farr was last month… AND NO! VULCANS DO NOT PMS!!!)
Jim: oh-hohoho~ Bring it b****cake…
Spock: –in a sweet voice- Oh really? Then you must be the b**** in the b****cake… cause I'm the cake since I'm so sweet X3
Jim: Oh go back and work with Santa, you elf!!
Spock: I'm talking to the fat man right now!! AND THAT'S YOU!
Jim: IMMA RIP YOUR POINTY EARS OFF RIGHT NOW!
Spock: I would like to see you try…
Jim: Scotty!! Beam me up… I mean down… -line clicks off-
Spock: … shit…. Now I have to beat him up again XD
.:END:.
Puddingcup: Jim goes down to the planet and they get into a fight. Naturally, Spock wins with all his Vulcan awesomeness
P.C's friend: wtf?
P.C: -grins- you know Spock would win.
P.C's friend: …sure?
P.C: well he would… Jim's a wussy… no offense there, Jimmy-Boy! :D